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Topic: File under: The fuck? (Read 2691 times)
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K9
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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IainC
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The bit that made me  was the PETA statement. We spend hours each week helping kind people find humane ways to relocate lost insects such as ants, bees and roaches that wander into their homes. Really? People 'relocate' ants and roaches?
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lac
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I 'relocate' spiders. I consider them allies in the good fight against all flying vermin.
How do they relocate ants and roaches? Gentle coaxing? Little signs?
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Ratman_tf
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It does put down the argument that PETA only wants to save cute and cuddly critters. I still think they're hippie jackasses.
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 "What I'm saying is you should make friends with a few catasses, they smell funny but they're very helpful." -Calantus makes the best of a smelly situation.
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Merusk
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I wish I could remember where I first heard of it ( I think it was Dirty Jobs of all places) but it stretches all the way back to Egyptians wearing jewel-encrusted scarabs. Yes, live ones.
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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The bit that made me  was the PETA statement. We spend hours each week helping kind people find humane ways to relocate lost insects such as ants, bees and roaches that wander into their homes. Really? People 'relocate' ants and roaches? Relocated in terms of life and death? Yes, I relocate insects from living to dead everyday. 
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Sky
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I should call PETA to relocate the citronella ants out from under my house slab. Even the co-op extensions are saying "oh, they're just a nuisance and should be ignored". Yeah, ignore a few hundred ants in my kitchen. How 'bout I drop a few queens off in your kitchen, jackoffs?
Pissed a hippy kid off a couple weeks ago. Told her I belonged to PETA, she was all 'that's really so amazing, blah blah' and I told her it was the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. The Bacon rule.
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Ingmar
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I relocate most things, really, but ants, roaches (not that we have a problem with either of those happily), and the infestation of tiny black beetles we had in the kitchen are exceptions.
In particular I save spiders when I can but mostly our cats eat them now.
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Signe
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Yeah, I don't see many buggies or spiders in the house since getting the kitties. Once in awhile I'll get those little millipede thingamabibbies that curl up into a ball if you touch them - which they leave alone, of course.
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LK
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Hang on... *VOMIT*  ...ok. Memory and stomach purged.
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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Signe
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Did I do that? Sorry! 
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LK
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Did I do that? Sorry!  Oh no, I hate insects and thankfully my cats do not have any to play with, but a beetle jewelry is mental imagery on par with AH GAD ALL I CAN SEE IS PAUL BETTANY'S TAINT. So... yeah.
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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taolurker
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I used to write for extinct gaming sites details available here (unused blog about page)
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Azazel
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The bit that made me  was the PETA statement. We spend hours each week helping kind people find humane ways to relocate lost insects such as ants, bees and roaches that wander into their homes. Really? People 'relocate' ants and roaches? Clearly, next time someone here needs pest control, you should call PETA and let them come and "relocate" them instead. For free.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Yeah, I mentioned that...but I don't trust someone as wacky as card-carrying PETArds with an excavator and my house.
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Yegolev
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PETA is a terrist organization. As an active member of the Circle of Life, I feel free to dispatch any life form which is a bother/food for me. Nature says the strong dominate the weak, so I figure PETA members are huge fucking hypocrites.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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