Spartacus: Blood and Sand

[Draegan]

I just caught up to episode 6.  I was watching it on a 2nd monitor as I was playing some games so I didn't get fully engrossed in it.  But you don't need to be fully watching this to get whats going on. 

It's still full of win.

The slave chick that whats-his-name was boning in the bath house was pretty damn hot.

[JWIV]

I just caught up to episode 6.  I was watching it on a 2nd monitor as I was playing some games so I didn't get fully engrossed in it.  But you don't need to be fully watching this to get whats going on. 

It's still full of win.

The slave chick that whats-his-name was boning in the bath house was pretty damn hot.

Yes, yes she was.  Someone needs to find her name.

[Draegan]

I just caught up to episode 6.  I was watching it on a 2nd monitor as I was playing some games so I didn't get fully engrossed in it.  But you don't need to be fully watching this to get whats going on. 

It's still full of win.

The slave chick that whats-his-name was boning in the bath house was pretty damn hot.

Yes, yes she was.  Someone needs to find her name.

Other people want to know too.

Apparently it's just some stripper extra they hired.  So no one knows!  NSFW pictures in the link.

[Merusk]

She should have spent more on the boobs.  That's an awful job.

[Slayerik]

She should have spent more on the boobs.  That's an awful job.

Yeah I wouldn't fuck her either.
 

[Draegan]

Someone in the thread I link said they were actually lactating and not fake.  :Shrug:

[Tarami]

This stuff isn't bad. I appriciate that there's about as much male nudity as there is female. A full frontal of a man in a way that wasn't made out as plain comedic or absurd was pretty novel.

Edit: Oh, 1337.   Durrr, and grammar.

[Cyrrex]

I've seen up through episode 4 now, and I'd have to say that I like it a good deal.  Even without the glorious T&A, I'd still watch it.

And Jupiter's Cock, I finally saw the pit girl you guys were talking about.  I'm guessing it's meant to imply that it was a real schlong.  Surely a strap on would be less...flaccid.

[Merusk]

She should have spent more on the boobs.  That's an awful job.

Yeah I wouldn't fuck her either.
 

If who'd fuck someone is a metric for this stuff, remember folks have fucked Roseanne & Joan Rivers.  It's a bullshit metric.

If you're doing something to yourself for cosmetic reasons, expect to be judged on it and make sure you're spending your money wisely.

Someone in the thread I link said they were actually lactating and not fake.  :Shrug:

Then it's merely a horrible, horrible picture. Which happens when you're just stealing frames out of an action shot. Each political side does it to the other to make 'the enemy' look ridiculous.

[Paelos]

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!



Nice face though.

[Rishathra]

Then it's merely a horrible, horrible picture. Which happens when you're just stealing frames out of an action shot.

This.  I didn't recognize that woman at all when I saw that horrible still frame.  They really do look much, much nicer when in motion. 

[Tebonas]

Everyone in this series is a dick, starting with Spartacus. I'm rooting for the blond gladiator to come out alive, but thats about it. 

[Teleku]

It shouldn't really be hard to figure out how this is all going to end.  The boat sinks and all that 

[angry.bob]

Everyone in this series is a dick, starting with Spartacus. I'm rooting for the blond gladiator to come out alive, but thats about it. 

Exactly. Unfortunately, I don't see any happy outcome for him.

[Threash]

I really need one of those vests with the six pack carved already into it like Doctores.

[nurtsi]

I really need one of those vests with the six pack carved already into it like Doctores.

Peter Mensah doesn't really need a vest to help with his six-pack. The man is in  shape.

[Paelos]

Emotionally killing yourself in a show is always a nice touch.

Except when you're not. 

[Pennilenko]

I love this show. Even my wife loves this show, there is plenty of candy for both of us to see. It could use more porn, but other than that its been a very fun watch.

[angry.bob]

... and blond guy goes from 0 to dick in one scene...

[Pennilenko]

... and blond guy goes from 0 to dick in one scene...

Yeah, it was awesome.

[waffel]

Every episode I hope and pray for a softcore lesbian scene between Ilithyia and Zena.

[Pennilenko]

Every episode I hope and pray for a softcore lesbian scene between Ilithyia and Zena.

I think that is what alot of people hope and pray for.

[lac]

Considering the petite leather outfits, the divinely shaped muscles and the sweaty grappling between the protagonists, I wouldn't be surprised a lot of people watching this show hope and pray for some gay sex of the non-lesbian kind.
Maybe that's why they killed off every gay on the show
Still it's a huge hit with my non-procreation oriented friends who, rather oblivious to the reason why I'm tearing up, keep commenting on why the slomo blood spattering scenes don't really add much to the series.

[Samwise]

Spartacus loses his wife, Blondie feels like he's lost his family, Doctore is starting to doubt the honor of the ludus, and Crixus loses his spot at the top (I'm just waiting for something bad to happen to that slave girl he fancies to push him over the edge).  All of the major ass-kickers are getting cut off from their motivation to stay put and follow the rules, and all in the space of a couple of episodes.  I sense something awesome coming.

[Engels]

might wanna spoiler some of that hoss.

[Samwise]

After a week it's fair game IMO.

[Rasix]

After a week it's fair game IMO.

Isn't some of that from like.. yesterday?

[Samwise]

Sura died in episode 6, which is a week old.  Crixus has been bedridden longer than that.  Doctore and Blondie being angsty about unspecified things does not count as a spoiler.

[Threash]

I hate when people start with this shit.  This thread is titled "Spartacus: Blood and Sand", this is the thread were we talk about "Spartacus: Blood and Sand", there will be spoilers about "Spartacus: Blood and Sand".  If you aren't caught up and don't want to be spoilered don't open the damn thread because discussing the show is what the damn thing is for.  If he was posting spoilers for Lost or 24 feel free to bitch about that but don't open a thread were people are discussing a tv show and not expect to be spoilered.  Keep your mouth shut about unaired stuff though.

[Rasix]

Sura died in episode 6, which is a week old.  Crixus has been bedridden longer than that.  Doctore and Blondie being angsty about unspecified things does not count as a spoiler.

Yah, true enough.  

I generally don't read a TV show thread unless I'm caught up.  I'd advise others to do the same.  Spoiler police have limited reach, especially when faced with spastic angry guy.

[Paelos]

I think that Domina is going to find out her slave girl is the reason her loyal stud wouldn't impregnate her before battle. It will probably be Cripple-McGee who tips her off since he needs more chances to look like a douchebag before he finally gets a sword to the face by Spartacus. The sparks when that little tidbit gets out will be epic and finally turn Crixus to Spartacus' "Fuck this place" attitude.

I'm not sure if that would turn Doctore as well, but if I fully expect two more weeks of "Zero to Dick," moves by the cast.

[Viin]

OMG I HAVENT SEEN A SINGLE EPISODE AND YOU GUYS JUST RUINED THIS WHOLE SHOW FOR ME THANKS A LOT GUYS.

[Evildrider]

I  this show. 

I could do with a bit less cock and more naked Lucy Lawless though.

[tgr]

I'm pretty sure the women need eyecandy in their tv-series too.

I find the amount of tits sufficient to offset the cocks, so I'm happy. I do wish they wouldn't go quite so far with the cheese whenever they kill people though. But I'm not going to complain, I've giggled at how cheesy things are so it serves a purpose.

[shiznitz]

  I sense something awesome coming.

Really, now? Like maybe a slave rebellion? No. That never happens.