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Slayerik
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on: January 20, 2010, 02:04:10 PM

Yeah, fuck you...I watch it.

My brother told me he knows exactly when I'm watching this show by my facial expression....my jaw is dropped by the Guido Logic and there is a look of contempt. That being said, I am quite entertained by it. Big finale coming up ... WOO *pumps fist*

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Reply #1 on: January 20, 2010, 02:53:46 PM

You are what's wrong with America.  swamp poop

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Reply #2 on: January 20, 2010, 02:58:52 PM

Are you from the Jersey shore, or something?

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Reply #3 on: January 20, 2010, 03:01:31 PM

I've been thinking about going down to the shore.

Play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.....

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Reply #4 on: January 20, 2010, 11:26:40 PM

The Jersey shore is many parts, from the little bits I've seen of the show, it seems to be mostly Asbury Park on north.
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Reply #5 on: January 21, 2010, 04:56:37 AM

The show is mesmerizing. I came in expecting to hate these guys, they're pretty much caricatures of real human beings, but I've been having too much fun watching them to stop.

Also, The Situation went to my highschool in NJ
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Reply #6 on: January 21, 2010, 10:03:51 AM

You are what's wrong with America.  swamp poop

This. Stop watching trash TV, people! There are tons of actual good shows, not to mention other forms of entertainment.

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Reply #7 on: January 21, 2010, 10:16:41 AM

You are what's wrong with America.  swamp poop

This. Stop watching trash TV, people! There are tons of actual good shows, not to mention other forms of entertainment.

Like things that take creativity to make!

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Reply #8 on: January 21, 2010, 10:17:55 AM

I've been thinking about going down to the shore.

Play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.....

Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt. You know, all proceeds go to get their
lead singer out of jail.

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Reply #9 on: January 21, 2010, 01:44:57 PM

Yeah, I'm what's wrong with America and proud of it.

I drink budweiser, smoke marlboro reds, and have a lot of sex. If that's so wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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Reply #10 on: January 21, 2010, 01:46:33 PM

You are what's wrong with America.  swamp poop

This. Stop watching trash TV, people! There are tons of actual good shows, not to mention other forms of entertainment.

Tons of good shows? I beg to differ but maybe I just don't get those channels.

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Reply #11 on: January 21, 2010, 01:59:38 PM

 Ohhhhh, I see.

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Reply #12 on: January 21, 2010, 02:46:49 PM

Yeah, I'm what's wrong with America and proud of it.

I drink budweiser, smoke marlboro reds, and have a lot of sex. If that's so wrong, I don't wanna be right.


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Reply #13 on: January 21, 2010, 02:50:44 PM

Is this an internet badass rolecall?

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Reply #14 on: January 21, 2010, 02:57:58 PM

What if you only drink small batch craft beer, smoke cuban cigars, only watch good TV, but still have a lot of sex?  Do you still get to be an American Bad Ass?

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Reply #15 on: January 21, 2010, 03:30:54 PM

I think people are confusing badass with bad taste, it's a common misconception really.



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Reply #16 on: January 21, 2010, 06:03:53 PM

I don't watch Jersey Shore because I can't handle the accent.  I do, however, watch Big Brother.  There.  I've said it.   ACK!

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Reply #17 on: January 21, 2010, 08:00:20 PM

What if you only drink small batch craft beer, smoke cuban cigars, only watch good TV, but still have a lot of sex?  Do you still get to be an American Bad Ass?

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Reply #18 on: January 26, 2010, 02:25:01 AM

I only ever heard it was something bad. Now I watched some clips of that show.
It's not what's wrong only with America. It's what's wrong with western "civilization". Holy smokes was that just wrong I saw...

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Reply #19 on: January 26, 2010, 04:50:40 AM

This show is horrifying shit about subhuman, yet self important retards. From what I could tell they're stupid, racist pieces of shit with even dumber self-given nicknames. They're a bad SNL skit that happens to exist in the real world. The one guy looks like he's in his late 30's and he's still acting like that? For once I won't say that people watching this show are stupid pieces of shit, but water seeks it's own level and all that...

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Reply #20 on: January 27, 2010, 07:44:32 AM

They're racist now too?
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Reply #21 on: January 27, 2010, 10:09:21 AM

There were several times where one or another of them commented on Italians being the master race and all others being inferior. Sort of reminded me of the Sopranos where they go to Italy and the actual Italian think they're idiots for butchering Italian words and what they consider "Italian" food. So anyway, not screaming about the "darkies" sort of racist, the even lower "If you're not XXXXX, you're not shit" kind.

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Reply #22 on: January 27, 2010, 11:40:32 AM

Oh ok, so you overblew it a little bit.
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Reply #23 on: January 27, 2010, 12:31:49 PM

What part of Angry Bob do you not understand?

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Reply #24 on: January 27, 2010, 01:35:57 PM

Oh I understand.  It's just a slow day at work.
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Reply #25 on: February 01, 2010, 02:21:01 PM

So this is so popular that it's being renewed for a second season.  They guys in it are getting loads more money and a better climate.  Jersey Shore is moving to Miami.  It'll still be called Jersey Shore, though.  HA!

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Reply #26 on: February 01, 2010, 02:58:53 PM

Apparently retardation is a commodity to exported.

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Reply #27 on: February 01, 2010, 05:00:50 PM

 ACK! ACK! ACK!

I watched 2 episodes of this and jesus. I though big brother was bad.

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Reply #28 on: February 07, 2010, 08:30:27 AM

Oh ok, so you overblew it a little bit.

That's the premise for this whole thread.

This show is no worse than watching a Siguel movie. And we've all done that, so get off your high horses.
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Reply #29 on: February 07, 2010, 09:55:12 AM

I managed to make it through about 12 minutes of the season finale. I hate criticizing something without at least a cursory knowledge of it.

Holy God. These people give homo sapiens a bad fucking name.  ACK!

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Reply #30 on: February 07, 2010, 12:41:27 PM

I managed to make it through about 12 minutes of the season finale. I hate criticizing something without at least a cursory knowledge of it.

Holy God. These people give homo sapiens a bad fucking name.  ACK!

Well you should be even more pissed because they are a majority globally.

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Reply #31 on: February 07, 2010, 09:31:09 PM

Who is a majority? Spray-tanned douchebags?

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Reply #32 on: February 07, 2010, 09:38:38 PM

Who is a majority? Spray-tanned douchebags?

Their mindset extends beyond spray-tanned douchebags.

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