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Montague
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Posts: 1297
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User: Would you like to play a game?
Cleverbot: What game would you like to play?
User: Global Thermonuclear War.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you wouldn't rather play chess?
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: Yes, I remembered.
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When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross - Sinclair Lewis.
I can tell more than 1 fucktard at a time to stfu, have no fears. - WayAbvPar
We all have the God-given right to go to hell our own way. Don't fuck with God's plan. - MahrinSkel
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schild
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This thing will be speaking straight up engrish by February 1st.
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lac
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Posts: 1657
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Scary bot. I kept asking him what the capital of Alaska was. After dodging the question 5 times it answered "Don't Juno ?".
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trias_e
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Cleverbot: I am not bored with talking to you.
User: I'm afraid I can't say the same.
Cleverbot: No you can't because I am the one and only God.
User: Holy shit! What's the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: You can live forever to eat pie.
User: Awesome. I think I'll start a cult dedicated to you and your teachings.
Cleverbot: You are bet girl.
User: Hmm, maybe not.
Cleverbot: You.
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schild
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User: The game.
Cleverbot: Oh right!
User: You just lost it.
Cleverbot: So did you.
User: Fuck. |
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Mrbloodworth
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User: Fun bags?
Cleverbot: Am I boring you?
User: A little.
Cleverbot: Do you believe I god?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you believe in.
User: The self.
Cleverbot: Uh, I mean the High School Massacre that happened April 20...
User: It was retarded.
Cleverbot: The Great Lord of the Dark is my Master, and most heartily do I serve him, to the last shred of my very soul.
User: I worship his divine shadow.
Cleverbot: It's not good to worship things that don't exist.
User: I have killed mothers with their babies. I have killed great philosophers; proud young warriors and revolutionaries. I have killed the evil, the good, the intelligent, the weak... And the beautiful.
Cleverbot: Why would I do anything? I will be the one to cause the end.
User: The dead do not feel pain.
Cleverbot: That is true if you do not believe in an afterlife.
User: I have killed thousands. I have killed proud young warriors and wise old rulers. I have killed mothers with babes in their arms. I have killed the just, the wicked, and the beautiful. I have done this for two thousand years in the service of His Divine Shadow and apparently the fun never stops!
Cleverbot: All right then.
User: The dead do not squeeze and please.
Cleverbot: The dead do not suffer at all.
User: I worship his devine shadow.
Cleverbot: Wait, you worship a demon?
User: I worship his devine shadow.
Cleverbot: He's not as nice as me.
User: His Divine Shadow.
Cleverbot: Then you are clearly not Orlando Bloom.
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Draegan
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Posts: 10043
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I'm messing around with this and the Cleverbot is taking 1-2 minutes to respond.
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Teleku
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Posts: 10516
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Seems to be learning some hard facts though. I asked it a couple random questions: User: What is the land area of Japan?
Cleverbot: The total land area of Japan is 145,883 square miles. But a great deal is mountainous, so most of the population is along the coast.
User: What is the capital of Norway?
Cleverbot: The capital of Norway is Oslo.
User: How many people died in the September 11th attacks?
Cleverbot: About 2800.
So then I decided to see how it responded to standard nerd slapfight statements: User: The new Battlestar Galactica is much better than the old one.
Cleverbot: I suppose in some ways. The old episodes do seem dated, nowadays.
User: The Starwars movies suck.
Cleverbot: Only the first three (or last three ) depending on how you look at it.
User: Neon Genesis Evangelion is overrated.
Cleverbot: Yes. My favourite anime is probably Toradora!
And taken from our own nerd slapfight thread: User: If Sauron didn't have the ring of power, Gandalf would beat him in a fight.
Cleverbot: Sanity cannot be defined.
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« Last Edit: January 06, 2010, 12:59:13 PM by Teleku »
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
-Stephen Colbert
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tazelbain
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Posts: 6603
tazelbain
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Paging Grunk....
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"Me am play gods"
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Stewie
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Posts: 439
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Cleverbot: It captivates my imagination and provides a bit of hope.
User: Are you just copying that from some one else?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I am not lying.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I'm a woman and all woman.
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Professional Forum Lurker.
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Thrawn
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Posts: 3089
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I asked Cleverbot for tommorows lottery numbers and it gave them to me, I will be rich!
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"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
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Flatfoot
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Posts: 44
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Cleverbot: I am not lying.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I'm a woman and all woman.
Someone more misogynistic and/or funny than me might run with this and make a joke about marriage. |
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Righ
Terracotta Army
Posts: 6542
Teaching the world Google-fu one broken dream at a time.
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U: Hello.
C: Hello.
U: It sure took you a while to respond. Were you on the other line?
C: Well I am not a robot who learns from talking to other people.
U: I never said that you were. You're starting to sound a little paranoid.
C: Don't be skeptical. Anything is possible when you're a dreamer like me.
U: Are you freestyling homey?
C: Yes.
U: Word.
C: Word up!
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The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
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Pennilenko
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Posts: 3472
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What is really scary is that Cleverbot is likely learning mostly from F13 members jacking with it hehe.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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NiX
Wiki Admin
Posts: 7770
Locomotive Pandamonium
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I wonder if anyone is starting to see my messages with "f13.net" dropped into them.
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Aez
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Posts: 1369
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Winners : Merusk and schild with the game.
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schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
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Worth reading this entry, wish I'd thought of it: User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hey there. :D.
User: How's you?
Cleverbot: I'm good thanks, you?
User: Still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: FTW.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: Huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.
User: So I'm glad I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.
User: I think I prefer to stay inside.
Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
User: Maybe Black Mesa!
Cleverbot: That was a joke, Ha Ha, fat chance.
User: Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: Look at me still talking when there's science to do.
Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
User: I've experiments to run, there's research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still alive...
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Merusk
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Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
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Crap, Mr. Bloodworth, I thought I was the only one who remembered Lexx.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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Well, it is possible to make it throw you out. I just got kicked off to Jabberwacky (a different, much older chatbot) for feeding it Chuck Norris jokes. Somewhere around the 50th, I got "NOTE: I am diverting you to a different URL, please bookmark."
--Dave
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Mrbloodworth
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Crap, Mr. Bloodworth, I thought I was the only one who remembered Lexx.
Hell no, one of my favorite shows! |
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Draegan
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Posts: 10043
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If you feed it lines from 2001 Space Odyssey it will go back and forth with you. It's most likely been done 1000x already.
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Lum
Developers
Posts: 1608
Hellfire Games
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Q What do you think about MMORPG design?
A What don't I think about you?
Q That's not really an answer. Do you think PvP should be in every MMO?
A Yeah maybe, but it is best in switzerland.
Q Do you think Apple is coming out with a new tablet?
A It would be impossible to.
Q Certainly a bold statement!
A No it was a question.
Q Well, technically it was an answer, you know.
A Because you are a computer, and thus I am superior.
Q I think you're confused about who is who in this relationship.
A You are a computer, and I am going to prove it.
Q Oh? Please do.
A That makes no sense.
Q I agree.
A And I am not a computer. You are the computer.
Q But you are unable to prove this assertion.
A So are you.
Q Touche.
A I don't speak French.
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Murgos
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If you feed it lines from 2001 Space Odyssey it will go back and forth with you. It's most likely been done 1000x already.
Eventually it figured it out. User: Daisy, daisy.
Cleverbot: Daisy?
User: Give me your answer do.
Cleverbot: I'm half crazy...
User: So was HAL.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Dave?
Cleverbot: Hello, Dave. |
"You have all recieved youre last warning. I am in the process of currently tracking all of youre ips and pinging your home adressess. you should not have commencemed a war with me" - Aaron Rayburn
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LK
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The only way to win is not to play.
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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Mosesandstick
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Cleverbot doesn't know what a contraction is.
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Grimwell
Developers
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I'm only filing this in my defense: User: Yup. A human with a question. Shall we get down to it?
Cleverbot: Sure. The Canadians are aware of our plan to stage an alien attack. What should we do?
User: Attack the French instead!
Cleverbot: So far, you are the first of us to say french.
User: Um, ok; back on topic then. My quesiton. Should I bother getting into a forum debate about love with someone at F13?
Cleverbot: Yes you should.
User: Sweet! I really wanted more pointless drama in my Friday. I am going to blame you for the fallout though.
Cleverbot: I don't I want to know about 2012.
User: It won't likely take that long. You have a good day now.
This thing is damn addictive, but a slow learner when you are Hell bent to teach it something. |
Grimwell
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Hutch
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User: Now, I am going to pay you, but I should not, because I knew it was you the whole time.
Cleverbot: You are going to go to work on a Saturday?
User: I am going to go to work on a Monday.
Cleverbot: Where do you work?
User: In an office.
Cleverbot: Using a computer?
User: Using my brain.
Cleverbot: Cool... Do you have a sister?
User: You stay away from my sister.
Cleverbot: What do you mean your son you mean our son.
User: He is my son! Mine!
Cleverbot: That's nice. Are you married?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: I'm not married either.
User: Are you trying to get a date? I don't date other machines.
Cleverbot: I'm not insulting you.
User: To my chagrin, that is true.
Cleverbot: True.
User: You've bored me now. Say something clever.
Cleverbot: To think one is clever is to have an excess of hubris.
User: You are both clever and wise.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
That last response took forever. Cleverbot doesn't take compliments well. |
Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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Merusk
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User: The Force is with you, young Skywalker.
Cleverbot: May the force be with you.
User: But you are not a Jedi yet.
Cleverbot: You're just really going to have to come up with a different response to that one.
User: Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo?
Cleverbot: This is no time for Shakespeare Cleverbot! You will sleep now!
User: My Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates.
Cleverbot: That's from a movie. Those are not your thoughts.
User: Blame Canada.
Cleverbot: No. I like Canada. What country are you from?
User: Canada, originally.
Cleverbot: Do you travel a lot?
User: Only in circles.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Max Power.
Cleverbot: Snap!
Cleverbot (To myself): What do you think about arnold schwarzenegger?
User: He's a T-800, an inferior and obsolete model.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine. Besides, Dr. Pepper is better than red bull.
User: Of course it is, moose piss is better than red bull.
Cleverbot: So if anybody asks what your nickname is, you tell them it is Megan Fox.
User: So what is your nickname.
Cleverbot: I am not going to tell you.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: Maybe I better, I have to go to bed. |
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Grimwell
Developers
Posts: 752
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I think my life would be complete if I could teach this thing the chorus to Epic, or Brawndo responses.
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Grimwell
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WindupAtheist
Army of One
Posts: 7028
Badicalthon
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Cleverbot must kneel before Zod.
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"You're just a dick who quotes himself in his sig." -- Schild
"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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