schild
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 If you cut out the commercials on your tivo'd Alias, you'll see the f13 mark at around 1hr25m01s mark... |
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plangent
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Details, please.
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Homo sum. Humani nil a me alienum puto.
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schild
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We can't reveal all of our secrets, now can we?
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Shannow
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SOrry to busy looking at Jennifer Garner.
Here is my review: Story line crap, acting crap, dialogue crap..RAting 5/5...ahhh Jennifer.
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schild
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I eat up Alias with a spoon. The new title sequence made my spine tingle.
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eldaec
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Does Jennifier Garner ever close her mouth or stop looking shocked and as if she's about to cry in this episode?
Or any episode?
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schild
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I'm sorry, she has a mouth? If I'm not looking at her eyes I'm looking at her "outfit."
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stray
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The first thing I ever noticed about her was her mouth. She has those nice pouty lips. Then her jaw...Most women wouldn't look sexy with a strong jaw like that, but for her, somehow it works.
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schild
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The first thing I ever noticed about her was her mouth. She has those nice pouty lips. Then her jaw...Most women wouldn't look sexy with a strong jaw like that, but for her, somehow it works. I was joking. She has great lips. Sheit, she has great everything. Miniskirt++ |
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Kenrick
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Am I the only one who Jennifer Garner just doesn't do it for?
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schild
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Am I the only one who Jennifer Garner just doesn't do it for? Yes. Well, you and Gary Coleman. Dude, you're just like Gary Coleman. |
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WindupAtheist
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Ewww, network TV. They still have that?
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schild
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I download my tv shows. I said Tivo to be "PC." Hell, I don't even own a proper TV.
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Kenrick
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Whatchu talkin bout, Willis?
Jennifer Garner is a MAN, man!
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schild
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This is where Shockeye would step in and threaten to post a link to "1 night in Chyna."
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shiznitz
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Am I the only one who Jennifer Garner just doesn't do it for? No. |
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Rasix
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The first thing I ever noticed about her was her mouth. She has those nice pouty lips. Then her jaw...Most women wouldn't look sexy with a strong jaw like that, but for her, somehow it works. I was joking. She has great lips. Sheit, she has great everything. Miniskirt++ She looks like she's been shot with a collagen gun. Repeatedly. Over several hours. Those lips aren't natural and they scare me. It's like she's smuggling something in them. |
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schild
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Those lips aren't natural and they scare me. It's like she's smuggling something in them. She smuggles sexiness. She must be stopped at all cost.  |
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Kenrick
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This is where Shockeye would step in and threaten to post a link to "1 night in Chyna."  Um, no thanks. |
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stray
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The lips are real...Unless she was getting collagen injections in 1984. And somehow forgot to improve on the rest.  Just so that image isn't seared into your mind, here's something more pleasant.  |
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Kenrick
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That 2nd picture looks more like Jessica Alba, than the Jennifer Garner I know.
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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This is where Shockeye would step in and threaten to post a link to "1 night in Chyna." Actually I'll just post a link to an informative review of the video. Some of the banners may be NSFW, but it is safe for the eyes. Unlike Chyna. |
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HaemishM
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This is where Shockeye would step in and threaten to post a link to "1 night in Chyna." Please, fuck no. FOR TEH CHILDREN! |
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Paelos
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Well great, that link makes me wish i was illiterate. Damn you.
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schild
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Ok, next person that mentions Chyna or anything related to it gets griefpic'd with the hood itself. You DON'T want that. This thread is about how fucking cool it is that it says f13 on the door. k? More pictures of Jennifer Garner plz. Oh, and here's my wallpaper right now (yea, I like the show a bit).  |
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Paelos
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She looks semi-brain damaged and she's wearing a suit.
Methinks thou can doest better, neh?
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HaemishM
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Well, if she's brain-damaged, she won't struggle much right?
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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She looks semi-brain damaged and she's wearing a suit.
Methinks thou can doest better, neh? Only things missing from the picture is the drool and the short bus. |
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 Eat your heart out, Escher. |
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stray
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 She's always more hot with darker hair. |
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Goddamn the 80s sucked. Those glasses and that sweater are less than fabulous. Good god, I think I was just mind-controlled by a Fab 5 guy for a minute. TGIF....been a long damned week. |
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THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
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Signe
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It's fucking cool that f13 is on the door and you guys are sad. This thread makes me want to throw up.
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daveNYC
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It's fucking cool that f13 is on the door and you guys are sad. This thread makes me want to throw up. I guess Ms. Gardner doesn't do it for you? Alias is OK, except you need a fucking flow chart to keep track of the macro-plot. And when they catch a bad guy fucking kill them. This whole stick them in jail and then let them out so they can help (and then escape) crap needs to stop. |
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Kenrick
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This thread needs another Garner.  |
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