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I'm not a bad person. I want love and family so badly. I've been trying very hard to have it, but it ends up like I'm the most hated person to my husband. The most unbelievable moment time in my life is that I spent a week in jail. And I didn't do anything for that.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Kick him to the curb, girlfriend!  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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schild
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What the fuck?
Edit: Leaving it here because, What the fuck?
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Lantyssa
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You really should have waited until he was of age.
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Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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wings
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I don't think 34 is an age should wait anymore.
Kick him to the curb, girlfriend!
um, then I will really get back there. But thank you.
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squirrel
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What the fuck?
No really.  |
Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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Pennilenko
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I don't get it.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Hutch
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Maybe it's a learning robot.
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Plant yourself like a tree
Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.
The sun will shine on us again, brother
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RhyssaFireheart
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What the fuck?
No really. ^^^ Says it all. Man, why can't my forum get the cool trolls like this? All we get is link spam from China. :( /jealous |
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Oban
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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Nerf
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The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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I have no idea what's going on here, but I think the solution is to set something on fire. Most of the time, it works every time.
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tgr
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Just another victim of cyber age discrimination.
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Cyno's lit, bridge is up, but one pilot won't be jumping home.
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K9
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Hugs?
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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Merusk
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Badge Whore
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I blame the Twilight movie post Nerf made.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Mrbloodworth
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I was looking forward to a story from the clink, perhaps some hot jail action? Why the ban? lol
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Bzalthek
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"Use the Soy Sauce, Luke!" WHOM, ZASH, CLISH CLASH! "Umeboshi Kenobi!! NOOO!!!"
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Wings, a fanfiction by Bloodworth.
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K9
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I blame the Twilight movie post Nerf made.
Seems plausible. |
I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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Can't we just cut out the middleman and blame Nerf directly?
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Murgos
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Hay guise, what's going on ITT?  |
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Yegolev
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This belongs in the Radicalthon subforum with the other fanfic.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Lakov_Sanite
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Kill yourself, it will make the pain go away.
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Yegolev
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Sky, I want to just say that the quality of your comedy has improved lately.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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I'm sorry.  |
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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There was no place to go but up.
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WayAbvPar
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The most unbelievable moment time in my life is that I spent a week in jail. And I didn't do anything for that.
 No wonder we have incarceration overpopulation (sounds like something Jesse Jackson would say!). |
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Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Bah. You are looking at everything all wrong. A week in jail is a great way to take time for yourself to think about things and re-evaluate life choices. Stop being so pessimistic.
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Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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Yegolev
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Jail is great. Free food and instant friends.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Samwise
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sentient yeast infection
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Jail is great. Free food and instant friends.
And free health care! |
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Cyrrex
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Jail is great. Free food and instant friends.
And free health care! And more sex than you could ever care to have! |
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Yegolev
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Jail is great. Free food and instant friends.
And free health care! winnar |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Need to outlaw jails: free room & board, free health care, gay sex. Watch out for the goddamned libruls who want to build more jails to brainwash our citizens into their commie lifestyle.
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Cyrrex
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So you're basically saying that all liberals are criminals.
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"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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Soln
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the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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fan fict or gold offer? Either way, I'm intrigued
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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So you're basically saying that all liberals are criminals.
No, I'm saying all criminals are brainwashed into being liberals. It's their insidious way of getting back at right-thinking americans for wanting to kill all the undesirables only to have to settle for putting them into pinko brainwashing facilities aka prison. |
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