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Topic: The Woman who fell in love with a wall (Berlin, naturally) (Read 3530 times)
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Sir T
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Hic sunt dracones.
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Oban
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Well, at least she found a stand up mate in Germany.
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Palin 2012 : Let's go out with a bang!
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01101010
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You call it an accident. I call it justice.
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Well, at least she found a stand up mate in Germany.
Somehow this thread is screaming to be plopped into the CSI:Miami meme with this sentence as the punchline. |
Does any one know where the love of God goes...When the waves turn the minutes to hours? -G. Lightfoot
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K9
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How odd.
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Not as creepy as the girl who got all hot over a midway ride.
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Delmania
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“When I have sex with the Berlin Wall, or a model of him, I want to please him too. That’s the big difference." Words cannot describe this. |
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KallDrexx
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I find myself strangely attracted and in love with the internet  edit: “Yes, I can love the real Berlin Wall and the models. It’s not cheating because it’s the same construction. And when I married him, we decided being faithful isn’t important because he’s in Berlin and I’m over here in Sweden.” Too bad I couldn't use the location excuse to allow cheating in my last long-distance relationship  |
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« Last Edit: October 22, 2009, 11:17:53 AM by KallDrexx »
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Cyrrex
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I find myself strangely attracted and in love with the internet Funny you should say that, because I had sex with the internet just the other day. |
"...maybe if you cleaned the piss out of the sunny d bottles under your desks and returned em, you could upgrade you vid cards, fucken lusers.." - Grunk
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KallDrexx
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Funny you should say that, because I had sex with the internet just the other day.
It is just a series of tubes |
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NowhereMan
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Well who can blame her? How often does one get the opportunity to marry a real celebrity and then have sex with miniature models of their spouse?
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Delmania
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I find myself strangely attracted and in love with the internet Funny you should say that, because I had sex with the internet just the other day. There's a joke about downloading somewhere in here. |
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WindupAtheist
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Badicalthon
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These people should locked up in mental institutions. Or put to death.
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"Yeah, it's pretty awesome." -- Me
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Lantyssa
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♫ She's a brick... house. ♫ Funny you should say that, because I had sex with the internet just the other day.
That SLUT! She had sex with me last month!  |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Furiously
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He told me I was the only one for him!!! And wait...she?
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Lakov_Sanite
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The internet is a hermaphrodite(duh)
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~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent.
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NowhereMan
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I thought it was a tentacle monster?
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Lakov_Sanite
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I thought it was a tentacle monster?
The two aren't mutually exclusive. |
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tazelbain
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Poor Internet-chan is always being molested by Computer-kun.
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"Me am play gods"
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