Balloon boy story fills me with the infinite rage of a thousand war-dead suns

[WindupAtheist]

Sometimes, I wish I was a dwarf just so I could wear an Ewok costume (of appropriate size) for Halloween. And for all other days of the year.

You could grow a beard down to your knees and walk around the renaissance festival wearing a helmet with horns on it. Hopefully you'll overhear someone muttering "Dammit this isn't a Tolkien convention, there aren't supposed to be elves and dwarves!" at which point you can scream "I'M A VIKING MIDGET YOU BIGOTED BASTARD!" and punch them in the sack.

[Der Helm]

"I'M A VIKING MIDGET YOU BIGOTED BASTARD!"

Viking helmets did not have horns.

[Broughden]

"I'M A VIKING MIDGET YOU BIGOTED BASTARD!"

Viking helmets did not have horns.

Thor Odin the Viking God of Thunder would like a word with you.....



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[Sir T]

Wings

[WindupAtheist]

Viking helmets did not have horns.

Fuck, I just got owned.

[taolurker]