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Topic: CCP makes a rap video (Read 8939 times)
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Nonentity
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2009 Demon's Souls Fantasy League Champion
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
[20:42:41] You are halted on the way to the netherworld by a dark spirit, demanding knowledge.
[20:42:41] The spirit touches you and you feel drained.
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lac
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They had me at technoviking but the barechested guy with CCP Atlanta stole the show. England's finest during the world cup or a merry band of game developers?  |
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« Last Edit: October 06, 2009, 03:26:09 PM by lac »
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Setanta
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« Last Edit: October 06, 2009, 09:05:49 PM by Setanta »
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"No man is an island. But if you strap a bunch of dead guys together it makes a damn fine raft."
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Phildo
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 (Image stolen shamelessly from Darius JOHNSON. Hi, Darius!) |
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Ookii
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is actually Trippy
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For some reason I expect all Icelanders to sound more like Bjork.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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(Image stolen shamelessly from Darius JOHNSON. Hi, Darius!) Bugger me that's both disturbing and cool at the same time  |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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JWIV
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Well played CCP.
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Slayerik
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CCP...I like the ban hammer and local's spiking ones....
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"I have more qualifications than Jesus and earn more than this whole board put together. My ego is huge and my modesty non-existant." -Ironwood
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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What the fuck did I just watch?  |
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Thrawn
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It's just, well...it's....um...that....that part where...um.... Yeah.  |
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the Universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
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Jayce
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what
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Witty banter not included.
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Pezzle
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Sveinn really must enjoy his job :P
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tmp
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POW! Right in the Kisser!
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Woop, woop.
awesome, for real.
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Darius JOHNSON
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hi
Lyrics:
Intro
First off - let me make a short introduction
I'm the space 5.0, keeping EVE from destruction
Guard is the name, Lead master of the game
Top dog in the gamemaster hall of fame
Im chillin at my desk with two girls and one pimp cup
Sippin champagne, reading mails checkin what's up
Isk spamming scum bags disturbing the peace?
WOOP WOOP its the sound of space police!
Every day is a fight, there's no room for bloopers
Bugs coming at us like in Starship troopers
We help when we can, every child, every man
Treat the boogie man to a permanent ban!
CHORUS x2
We're CCP! We march on fearlessly!
Excellent is what we strive to be!
If you're going to follow us to the top
HARDEN THE FUCK UP!
You best watch out bitch if you're an exploiting scammer
Guard will gank you in the face with his big ban hammer
Remove all your Isk , throw your ass in the slammer
Make you share a cell with a manic ISK spammer
Like a never ending spam thread on racist biking
This song has something for everyone's liking
Holy shit I see local spiking
...ladies and gents, its techno Viking!
Chorus x2
Ever flowing - never standing still
We roll with the punches, move in for the kill
The competition ends up six feet in the ground
With fists full of awesome we go round after round
United we stand never ever growing weary
We cannot fall cause gravity is just a theory
We reach higher than the giants in operations
Patience soon well be crip walking in stations
We're more agile than a president dodging a shoe
We need three continents for our massive crew
From Atlanta to Shanghai to the Icelandic nation
Throw your hands up for World Domination!
Chorus
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Phildo
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You ghost wrote that, didn't you Darius?
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Amarr HM
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Late to the party due to soundcard issues but that's Catchy chorus too. |
I'm going to escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the Earth, obliterate it and you with it.
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Pennilenko
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I bet you there are some stories behind the walls of that building.
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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patience
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Well I'm late to this party but that was excellent. Laughing so hard it had me in tears but it was a very respectable rap song. You simply can't take it seriously while watching the video.
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OP is assuming its somewhat of a design-goal of eve to make players happy.
this is however not the case.
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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That was great, I'm glad I check this board occasionally.
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
-William Gibson
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Gets
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Hoax!!!!  PS: resub, plz |
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