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CmdrSlack
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on: September 19, 2009, 12:59:45 PM

This could either be a nifty sim or just PC game wankery for those who want to play games but also seem somewhat classy, I guess.

http://winetycoon.gotgameentertainment.com/

I'll likely get it when it launches and BiiF it, but I'm wondering when brewing tycoon or marijuana tycoon is going to launch.

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Reply #1 on: September 19, 2009, 01:25:11 PM

I saw Sideways, I think wine is pretty great now.
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Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 03:25:34 PM

Show us on the doll where Paul Giamatti touched you?

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Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 03:28:03 PM

Show us on the doll where that movie didn't touch society as a whole.

It was everything wrong with America, in 90 minutes.
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Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 03:33:09 PM

So...since I never saw the movie due to a reduced interest or outright disinterest in anything that is greatly hyped up, I am a better fan of film, and also a better American?

Wine Tycoon?  Really?  There aren't any remarkably more obvious tycoon-oriented professions left to whore out?
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Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 06:18:03 PM

Whore Tycoon
Pimpin' ain't Eazy!

 why so serious?

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Reply #6 on: September 19, 2009, 07:10:34 PM

Whore Tycoon
Pimpin' ain't Eazy!

 why so serious?

Day 0.
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Reply #7 on: September 19, 2009, 07:25:36 PM

Pimp's Up, Ho's Down would be the video strategy guide.  I'd beta that game.
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Reply #8 on: September 20, 2009, 12:56:00 AM

Pimp's Up, Ho's Down would be the video strategy guide.  I'd beta that game.
I figured it would just be the title "Whore Tycoon" and the intro would be "Pimpin' ain't easy, but it's necessary."
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Reply #9 on: September 20, 2009, 02:17:51 AM

I actually played that on my C64 back in the day...



IIRC it was quite dull, even back then.
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Reply #10 on: September 20, 2009, 10:33:02 AM

There doesn't seem to be any whores on that screenshot...
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Reply #11 on: September 20, 2009, 02:53:09 PM

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Reply #12 on: September 20, 2009, 10:41:57 PM

Now that I think about it, I'm surprised the Scarface rights-holders haven't just rebranded Dope Wars as a Scarface property and thrown that shit on the web as a popcap-esque game with some badly-rendered titties and violence.  Think about how many walmart-computer buying, scarface-shirt wearing people would eat that shit up for $10.  "Yeyo Tycoon" and "Yeyo Tycoon II: Death to the Cockroaches".
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