Dinosaur Tweets

[Ookii]

So you go here and it takes the text from a random tweet for the first panel, and then text from a random dinosaur comic for the second.

Example:

[schild]

I was really hoping it was some dude who made an account like @VELOCIRAPTOR and it was all "I JUST TOTALLY ATE THAT BRACHIOSAUR'S FUCKING NECK, HE NEVER STOOD A CHANCE. OH MAN IT WAS AWESOME" and "POOR STEGOSAURUS, HIS BLOOD HIS EVERYWHERE" or "GIANT METEOR IN SKY, I WILL DIE WITH NO REGRETS."

[Hindenburg]

His blood his everywhere?

But I agree, your concept would be far more interesting.

[Ironwood]

Dude, Dinosaurs have small fingers.  Typos are common tweet mistakes with Dinosaurs.

Let up on the Dinosaurs.

[schild]

His blood his everywhere?

But I agree, your concept would be far more interesting.

The next time you fuck up subject/verb agreement I'm never going to let you live it down.

also

I FINALLY NAGGED A PTERODACTYL. HE TRIED USING HIS BABIES AS BAIT BUT I ATE THEM TOO.

[NiX]

Someone already has Velociraptor and they're WASTING IT! Same with Raptor and T_Rex. People suck.

[Merusk]

What about Allosaurus, Compy or Triceratops.  Though I admit the Tri lacks the bloodlust angle, he could be a stoned-out hippy.

I, too, thought it was a person tweeting as a dinosaur and was disappointed when I first came in here.