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							HaemishM
							
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							If that wasn't starting the same weekend as District 9, I'd probably go see it immediately. That trailer is great. 
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							Paelos
							
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							This would be one of those I'll catch on DVD rather than theatre, but it does look like it could be pretty funny in parts. 
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							CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time 
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							schild
							
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							If that wasn't starting the same weekend as District 9, I'd probably go see it immediately. That trailer is great.
  This looks so much better than District 9 that I don't even know what you're smoking. Jeremy Piven is a tiny mangod.  
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							HaemishM
							
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							When presented with a choice between sci-fi action and comedy at the theaters, I generally go for the sci-fi. 
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							stu
							
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							I want this movie so bad. 
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							Dear Diary,  Jackpot! 
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							Lakov_Sanite
							
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							Looks like a good movie but as said above, not something I need to shell out $10 for in the theatre.  
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							~a horrific, dark simulacrum that glares balefully at us, with evil intent. 
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							Abagadro
							
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							Never really understood the Piven love. He is severely one~note that gets old after a while.  He's been doing the same schtick since PCU. 
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							"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
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							Ookii
							
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							If that wasn't starting the same weekend as District 9, I'd probably go see it immediately. That trailer is great.
  This looks so much better than District 9 that I don't even know what you're smoking. Jeremy Piven is a tiny mangod. What the hell? How can you even say that with a straight face? Is this SARCASM over the internet?  
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							schild
							
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							The second trailer ruined it for me. 
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							Surlyboi
							
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							Jermey Piven was cool until he got a big head and fell in love with his own fame.
  PCU era Piven? Cool as fuck. Post hair plugs Piven? Douchenozzle. 
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							Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something.  We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail 
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							Rasix
							
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							This looks terrible.  
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							schild
							
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							This looks terrible. 
    
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							Hindenburg
							
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							First I saw it without sound, and tought it looked awesome. Then I saw it with sound, and realized that the trailer has as many bad jokes as it has good ones. So, meh. 
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							"Who uses Outlook anyway?  People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard. 
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							FatuousTwat
							
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							Makes me cringe every time I see the trailer on TV. 
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							Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? 
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							Cadaverine
							
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							I wanted to go see it, then I realized that I'd already seen all the funny parts in the trailer.
  I'll just go watch Smokin' Aces or PCU again. 
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							Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. 
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							Paelos
							
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							Lord if it's like Smokin' Aces we might as well go home. 
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							CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time 
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							HaemishM
							
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							10% fruit juice motherfuckers! Yeah, this will be hilarious.   
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							Chimpy
							
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							Makes me cringe every time I see the trailer on TV.
  I feel the same, mainly because Piven looks and acts in the clips like this douchebag that got laid off from my department/re-hired a few months later by upper management to work some other random crap. Typical used car salesman type, used to sell ad time to local businesses for the cable company. Can't stand the guy, and every time I see the trailer Piven reminds me of him and makes me want to break whatever TV I see him on.  
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							'Reality' is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes. 
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							tazelbain
							
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							So? 
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							"Me am play gods" 
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							schild
							
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							Makes me cringe every time I see the trailer on TV.
  I feel the same, mainly because Piven looks and acts in the clips like this douchebag that got laid off from my department/re-hired a few months later by upper management to work some other random crap. Typical used car salesman type, used to sell ad time to local businesses for the cable company. Can't stand the guy, and every time I see the trailer Piven reminds me of him and makes me want to break whatever TV I see him on. If he was as funny as Piven is, you missed out on making a great friend.  
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							Nerf
							
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							Saw this last night, it was pretty fucking funny.  All of the good jokes were definitely not in the trailer, and Will Ferrel's scenes were fucking great.  Go see this shit. 
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							Hoax
							
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							I recommend this for a Sunday hangover cure some afternoon when your feeling too sorry for yourself to even game.  I saw it in theaters and it was enjoyable but ultimately not worth seeing in theaters.  Too low budget comedy makes no sense with a bunch of great lines that you can't explain to anyone because the movie made no sense. 
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							A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation. -William Gibson 
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