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on: July 31, 2009, 05:04:59 PM

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Reply #1 on: July 31, 2009, 05:05:35 PM

Did you mean vibrator?

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Reply #2 on: July 31, 2009, 05:41:59 PM

Another one for the 'how not to do flash animation when building your website' hall of fame.

Also, this sort of stuff is to exercise what homeopathy is to medicine.

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Reply #3 on: July 31, 2009, 05:42:12 PM

Oh my god.  That video is awesome.  I swear the models were flinching in anticipation.
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Reply #4 on: July 31, 2009, 06:24:06 PM

That's possibly the ugliest spokesmodel I've ever seen.  And what the hell is wrong with her legs... I didn't know it was possible to have chicken legs and weigh only 90 pounds.

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Reply #5 on: July 31, 2009, 07:04:24 PM

Oh my god.  That video is awesome.  I swear the models were flinching in anticipation.

I think they were expecting a plotz to the face any minute. They might as well have called the thing Hand Job Trainer 5000.

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Reply #6 on: July 31, 2009, 09:27:35 PM

a plotz to the face

such onomatopoeia!

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Reply #7 on: August 01, 2009, 01:29:13 PM

I'm having trouble deciding which I like better.  This or the neckline slimmer.

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Reply #8 on: August 01, 2009, 07:45:07 PM

Now I can add "but it tones your upper body" to the list.

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Reply #9 on: August 02, 2009, 09:07:05 AM

I wouldn't call it a vibrator so much as a handjob training device, to judge by the video.
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Reply #10 on: August 02, 2009, 01:17:54 PM

That's possibly the ugliest spokesmodel I've ever seen.  And what the hell is wrong with her legs... I didn't know it was possible to have chicken legs and weigh only 90 pounds.

Her legs are gross.  Give that woman a sandwich!

Ugh, just watched it again.  Her legs look like she was just released from a concentration camp.
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Reply #11 on: August 02, 2009, 04:28:56 PM

Well this 'Scientific Study' doesn't seem to be available online, so colour me skeptical.

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