Dissolving Bikini :awesome_for_real:

[Teleku]

http://www.spike.com/blog/how-to-make-girls/84496
 

[Lantyssa]

I would severely injure anyone who gave me one of those.

[Evildrider]

That's 

[LK]

I wonder how much it costs to buy consumable clothing.

[Azaroth]

Considering purchase.

[Oban]

This and edible clothing are horrible ideas.

[Evildrider]

This and edible clothing are horrible ideas.

From personal experience.. Edible panties are not all that.  Especially if they have been worn for any period of time longer then 2-3 minutes.

[Teleku]

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[K9]

It's ok, they also make edible trunks

 

[NiX]

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Agreed.

From personal experience.. Edible panties are not all that.

It should have ended right there.

[Samwise]

I would severely injure anyone who gave me one of those.

I'd be more worried about criminal charges, personally.

[Fordel]

I don't understand the marketing premise.


"Hey, you broke up with me, here's a bikini!"

[Azaroth]

Are attempts to get women naked usually intelligent?

[Paelos]

Are attempts to get women naked usually intelligent?

No, they are usually devised over cocktails.

[Polysorbate80]

I would severely injure anyone who gave me one of those.

Yes, but you'd have to get out of the pool first 

[Big Gulp]

It should have ended right there.

Oh, but it won't!  Imagine the shittiest, worst tasting fruit rollup in the history of mankind, but shaped in panty form and it's been marinating in various love juices and skin cheese for a half an hour.

Bon appetit!

[Lantyssa]

Yes, but you'd have to get out of the pool first 

I'd ask a friend or someone nearby to get me a towel or I'd just hop out and storm off to the locker room.  Despite any personal issues I have with not being absolutely perfect, I'm not ashamed of my body.

[Polysorbate80]

Then just go skinny-dipping in the first place    Guys mostly aren't complicated (or smart enough) to plot evil, we just wanna see nekkid chicks.

[Broughden]

I am buying hundreds of these and giving them out next March/April in Panama City, FL! Muahahahahah! 

[Nevermore]

Do most people generally not wash clothes before they wear them?

[Broughden]

Do most people generally not wash clothes before they wear them?

They are spring break girls...offer them free bikinis and tell them you are going to make them famous in "Girls Gone Wild". They wont ask a lot of questions.

[Hindenburg]

Do most people generally not wash clothes before they wear them?

Underwear, yes. Everything else gets ironed and is deemed fit for use.

[Lantyssa]

Do most people generally not wash clothes before they wear them?

I'm assuming this hypothetical bikini made it through all the normal obstacles which allows me to be an internet tough-girl.

Being given a suit by another person, washing before wearing, not showering before going into the pool, wearing a bikini, having a vengeful ex-boyfriend, having a vengeful ex-boyfriend that understands women's sizes, etc.

[kaid]

I cannot recall ever being in a situation where me buying a bikini for somebody else was ever appropriate and I am pretty sure suspicions would arise rapidly if I went hey honey try this on especially if we were breaking up.

I can almost see the bikini give away at some place like spring break could work but it would also increase your chances of going to jail and you would be unlikely to see the fruit of your labor anyway.

[Nevermore]

Or you could not bother with the Scooby Doo villain plan and just give the spring break girls some beads.

[Sky]

A rabid bear is a much better present for an ex.

[Endie]

They're ten euros a set.  You could just hand them out at the beach at that price.

[SurfD]

I wonder if the "dump me, yeah?  Well, here is all the crap you left at my place, take it back bitch" (and there happens to be an extra bikini in there) plan would work?

[Teleku]

I kind of thought the Bikini was the actual breakup method.  As in, your tired of the relationship with this bitch, you buy her this bikini to end things with a bang.

[Der Helm]

I kind of thought the Bikini was the actual breakup method.  As in, your tired of the relationship with this bitch, you buy her this bikini to end things with a bang.

No that is a plan I can get behind.

[kaid]

If one is having a really bad breakup with the ex I think this link would probably be more vengeful than the disappearing bikini and probably easier to implement.

possibly NSFW
http://www.revengecrabs.com/

[Polysorbate80]

After casually reading through some of that site, I have my doubts about their marketing genius

What is a Crabs?

The pubic crab louse is an insect sort of parasitic chigger that spends its whole life hugging the short and curlies of humans, drinking the blood of the mankind mons as its sole sustenance.

The genitalia crabby lice have a flat body, but that doesn’t mean they can’t get fat. They can get fat, and they do by drinking deep of the pubis of girls that have gained too much weight. The only thing more embarrassing than passing vagenital crabs is passing fat crabs, because it means that you were fat when you gave them to your lover, even if you face might have appeared thin, which was not real.

Crabs are divided into three parts; head, abdomen and thorax, just like a fire ant, except this time the fire is in your crotch, even if you aren’t a redhead with matching carpets.

Make no mistake, these are insects, even though they are very small and choose of their own free will to spend their whole existences in your pubic regions, however inhospitable these areas may be.

Crabs usually appear green or blue in color, and may have as many as 30 legs. Crabs breeding is difficult because they are a notoriously gay species and they aren’t ashamed of it.

Crabs eggs can survive repeated washings with traditional detergents, are essentially glued to the pubic stalks where they’ll eventually hatch, and have a distinct taste of dry wild rice.

Plus, it doesn't result in unexpectedly-naked lesbians :P

*Edit-because I want my spelling to be better than that of the crab-panderers*

[Oban]

The revenge site has been around for awhile, I have yet to have a reason to purchase anything from them though.

[Endie]

This thread took an unusually rapid and abrupt turn for the worse, even for f13.

[Broughden]

This thread took an unusually rapid and abrupt turn for the worse, even for f13.

Yeah I was kind enjoying my little day dream of a hundred or more unexpectedly (at least for them) naked co-eds running around on the beach with their jubblies bouncing all around. 

Who wants to think of giving your ex crabs?