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on: July 30, 2009, 01:24:23 PM

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Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 01:25:00 PM

Let's come up with taglines, here, I'll start:

More Chins than China.
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Reply #2 on: July 30, 2009, 01:28:08 PM

It Takes Type II to Tango


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Reply #3 on: July 30, 2009, 01:30:15 PM

More Cushion for the Pushin'

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Reply #4 on: July 30, 2009, 01:36:10 PM

XXXL[ove]

Eight Grenades is better than One.

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Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 01:40:53 PM

Chubby Chubbies in the Tubbie?

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Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 01:42:43 PM

Obviously, this sort of thing is not your forte, Haemish.
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Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 01:43:50 PM

Horny Horny Hippos
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Reply #8 on: July 30, 2009, 01:46:05 PM

Horny Horny Hippos
Hungry Hungry Hippos would've been funnier.

You might be onto something with this board game thing though.

Candyland.

Also, WE DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKES. Man, when they get kicked off, if they give them a big tub of ice cream and chocolate cake, I may have to watch every episode.
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Reply #9 on: July 30, 2009, 01:46:55 PM

I think Hat's version is funny too.

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Reply #10 on: July 30, 2009, 01:48:18 PM

A Buffet of Desire?
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Reply #11 on: July 30, 2009, 01:49:07 PM

As I told Voodoo, I'm glad there's a show that finally makes it OK to hate on fat people. They're going to do for fatties what Cribs & Pimp My Ride did for minorities.
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Reply #12 on: July 30, 2009, 01:50:24 PM

OH GOD THE VIDEO ON THE HOME PAGE IS PRICELESS

"I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE"
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Reply #13 on: July 30, 2009, 01:51:02 PM

OH GOD THE VIDEO ON THE HOME PAGE IS PRICELESS

"I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE"

ok, I lol'd at that.

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Reply #14 on: July 30, 2009, 01:57:01 PM

How is Mandy a fitness/dance instructor?
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Reply #15 on: July 30, 2009, 01:58:05 PM

There are two chicks on this show that aren't that big at all.

They should call it: Stacking the Deck.
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Reply #16 on: July 30, 2009, 01:59:31 PM

I'm watching the first episode. They should not have filmed this during the spring/summer. It's like 43 minutes of sweating.
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Reply #17 on: July 30, 2009, 02:01:02 PM

I'm having trouble understanding how this guy is having trouble picking up fat chicks.
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Reply #18 on: July 30, 2009, 02:08:43 PM

More to Love: The Camera adds 30 lbs, and heavy cream.
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Reply #19 on: July 30, 2009, 02:44:54 PM

That was totally worth watching. (Hulu has it)
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Reply #20 on: July 30, 2009, 03:29:11 PM

Understanding Ahab.
Botero's Paradise.
Man the harpoons.

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Reply #21 on: July 30, 2009, 03:33:40 PM

How is Mandy a fitness/dance instructor?

I've been duped into going on a number of dates with "dance majors" who end up being fatties.  Damn you internet dating, damn you!

Also: More To Love would like to thank our sponsors for making this possible: Jose Cuervo Tequila, Smirnoff Vodka, and Jaegermeister.
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Reply #22 on: July 30, 2009, 04:14:53 PM

How is Mandy a fitness/dance instructor?

I've been duped into going on a number of dates with "dance majors" who end up being fatties.  Damn you internet dating, damn you!

Also: More To Love would like to thank our sponsors for making this possible: Jose Cuervo Tequila, Smirnoff Vodka, and Jaegermeister.

You left out Duncan Hines.

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Reply #23 on: July 30, 2009, 10:02:06 PM

The Fruit is for Decoration.
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Reply #24 on: July 30, 2009, 10:11:36 PM

lol
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Reply #25 on: July 30, 2009, 10:19:12 PM

Doesn't Discovery already carry this show?  Did they rename it from Whale Wars or something?
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Reply #26 on: July 30, 2009, 10:21:04 PM

Oh god, if they had called this Whale Week I would've peed my pants.
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Reply #27 on: July 31, 2009, 07:58:22 AM

I just looked at the promo on the website.  Some of those women are awfully pretty.  The bloke looks like a big dork, though. 

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Reply #28 on: July 31, 2009, 09:34:54 AM

All that's missing from that show is the blue bucket and some whiskers.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?

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Reply #29 on: July 31, 2009, 09:35:41 AM

Let's come up with taglines, here, I'll start:

More Chins than China.

I believe Monsterquest is already taken so I am out of ideas...

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Reply #30 on: July 31, 2009, 09:38:17 AM

I just looked at the promo on the website.  Some of those women are awfully pretty.  The bloke looks like a big dork, though. 
Not so much on TV. There was a good deal of airbrushing and photoshopping done on the glamour shots.

Having seen it on TV, I'm pretty sure I know who is going to win because our boy here is just as vain and superficial as these girls, but I'll reserve judgement and see how it plays out.
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Reply #31 on: July 31, 2009, 10:02:23 AM

> I'll reserve judgement
Why start now?

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Reply #32 on: July 31, 2009, 10:27:51 AM

I just looked at the promo on the website.  Some of those women are awfully pretty.  The bloke looks like a big dork, though. 
Not so much on TV. There was a good deal of airbrushing and photoshopping done on the glamour shots.

Having seen it on TV, I'm pretty sure I know who is going to win because our boy here is just as vain and superficial as these girls, but I'll reserve judgement and see how it plays out.

So, which of those girls would you choose?  Or are you holding out for a skinny supermodel?

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Reply #33 on: July 31, 2009, 10:29:32 AM

There is no way to answer that question without you threatening to pinch me. I don't even know what would possess you to ask it.
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Reply #34 on: July 31, 2009, 10:30:41 AM

I wouldn't punch you for that and I never know what is possessing me! 

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