"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
I like how they don't bother to have a picture of the Director (or at least point him out if he's in one) cause it's a Bruckheimer movie and it doesn't matter who the fuck the director is