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Reply #105 on: July 28, 2009, 08:53:58 AM

INSULTING COMMAND THAT THE PREVIOUS POSTER CLEAN PARTICLES OUT OF HIS ANATOMICALLY IMPOSSIBLE ORIFICE WITH A MIXTURE OF VINEGAR AND WATER FOR FRESHNESS

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Reply #106 on: July 28, 2009, 08:57:38 AM

OFFER TO PROVIDE PREVIOUS POSTER A "DICK MOUSTACHE"

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Reply #107 on: July 28, 2009, 10:23:29 AM

LATE TO THE PARTY POST THAT RESTATES QUESTIONS MADE ON THE FIRST THREE PAGES OF THE THREAD WHILE ATTEMPTING TO JUMP ON THE BANDWAGON

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Reply #108 on: July 28, 2009, 10:51:01 AM

PATRICK STEWART, HOLDING HIS HEAD

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Reply #109 on: July 28, 2009, 11:13:07 AM

Attention getting tactic accomplished by radically changing the format of text delivery.

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Reply #110 on: July 28, 2009, 11:31:12 AM

REACTIONARY DIATRIBE

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Reply #111 on: July 28, 2009, 11:35:59 AM

GENERIC RACIST REMINDER TO ENGELS THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU MIGHT TALK FUNNY DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE FUNNY.
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Reply #112 on: July 28, 2009, 10:16:27 PM

GENERIC RACIST REMINDER GENERIC RACISM
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Reply #113 on: July 28, 2009, 10:25:23 PM

DRUNKPOST

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Reply #114 on: July 29, 2009, 12:44:52 AM

QUOTE OF THE POSTER WHO RADICALLY CHANGED THE FORMAT OF TEXT DELIVERY FOLLOWED BY A HARSHLY WORDED COMMAND TO STOP YELLING.

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Reply #115 on: July 29, 2009, 12:56:42 AM

CLUELESSLY RESPONDS TO EARLIER POSTS IN THREAD, POINTING OUT THAT GAMERSGATE HAS NO DRM OR PHONING HOME ONCE YOU INSTALL AND UNLOCK GAMES

POINTS OUT THAT HE IS THE RESIDENT PARADOX FANBOY HAVING PLAYED THE HEARTS OF IRON SERIES LONGER THAN MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN ALIVE

IS CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT HEARTS OF IRON 3

DENOTES AGREEMENT ABOUT KINGS BOUNTY, POINTS OUT A SEQUEL IS DUE SOON AND RUSSIANS CAN BE CRAZY GOOD CODERS WITH ZERO RESPECT FOR IP LAWS

INCLUDES PEDOBEAR SMILEY FOR NO APPARENT REASON TO APPEAR HIP
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Reply #116 on: July 29, 2009, 01:04:40 AM

WONDERS IF SCHILD KNOWS KINGS BOUNTY IS A REMAKE OF A GAME THAT WAS HEROES OF MIGHT AND MAGIC ZERO

INCLUDES GRATUITOUS LINK TO WIKI PAGE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King%27s_Bounty
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Reply #117 on: July 29, 2009, 01:11:33 AM

CHIDING REMARK DIRECTED AT PREVIOUS POSTER FOR MISSING MY POST WHERE KB:TL LINEAGE AND IP STATUS IS ELUCIDATED.
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Reply #118 on: July 29, 2009, 09:49:03 AM

DERISION AIMED AT HEARTS OF IRON.

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Reply #119 on: July 29, 2009, 10:00:42 AM

NOSTALGIA ABOUT THE AWESOMENESS OF THE ORIGINAL KINGS BOUNTY, FOLLOWED BY A REMARK ABOUT THE NEW ONE NOT BEING THAT BAD ITSELF.
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Reply #120 on: July 29, 2009, 10:34:07 AM

DERISION AIMED AT HEARTS OF IRON.
DERISION AIMED AT RASIX

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Reply #121 on: July 29, 2009, 12:15:11 PM

QUIZZICAL RAMBLING ABOUT WANTING THIS TITLE DESPITE MEME AND LACK OF ANY FUNDING WHATSOEVER
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Reply #122 on: July 29, 2009, 12:15:46 PM

GENERAL APOLOGY FOR DUPLICATIVE ENTRY TO THE THREAD
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Reply #123 on: July 29, 2009, 12:48:21 PM

THREE LETTER POST INDICATING EXTREME AMUSEMENT.

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Reply #124 on: July 29, 2009, 01:10:17 PM

QUICK NOTE POINTING OUT THAT IF ALL THE WORLD COMMUNICATED IN THIS FASHION, PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH MORE AND FIGHT LESS. SMILEY ROLLING EYES AT POST AFTER THIS DENOTING MY NAIVETE.

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Reply #125 on: July 29, 2009, 01:14:46 PM

QUICK NOTE POINTING OUT THAT IF ALL THE WORLD COMMUNICATED IN THIS FASHION, PEOPLE WOULD LAUGH MORE AND FIGHT LESS. SMILEY ROLLING EYES AT POST AFTER THIS DENOTING MY NAIVETE.
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Reply #126 on: July 29, 2009, 01:33:40 PM

NEGATIVE COMMENTS REGARDING "NECKBEARDS"

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #127 on: July 29, 2009, 02:26:16 PM

DISTURBED REALIZATION THAT A MASTURBATING ANIMATED FOWL IS THE COMMUNICATION VESSEL FOR PREVIOUSLY NON-SEXUAL STATEMENTS
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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.


Reply #128 on: July 29, 2009, 04:55:42 PM

OFFICIAL BAN PROPOSAL FOR USER "HINDENBURG" FOR USING THE DIRECT EMOTE INSTEAD OF DESCRIBING IT.

GENERAL FUCKTARD ATTITUDE WHILE EXPOSING FACTS TO SUPPORT THE AFOREMENTIONED BAN.
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Reply #129 on: July 29, 2009, 05:13:51 PM

MACHO ASSERTION OF RIGHTS TO PARADOX FANBOY TITLE, CITING OWNERSHIP OF EVEN THAT FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE GAME VICTORIA

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Reply #130 on: July 29, 2009, 06:57:40 PM

MEEK ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF ALSO OWNING VICTORIA.  SHEEPISH ADMITAL OF FONDNESS FOR THE TITLE.

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Reply #131 on: July 29, 2009, 07:04:44 PM

CRUEL REVELATION THAT VICTORIA WAS A CHRISTMAS GIFT AND BROKE INGMAR'S BRAIN

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Further proof that Italians have suspect taste in games.


Reply #132 on: July 29, 2009, 07:52:59 PM

REVEALS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PUBLIC THAT HIS DAD OWNS VICTORIA AS WELL AS MOST OF THE OTHER PARADOX GAMES, WATCHED HIM PLAYING EUROPA UNIVERSALIS AND HEARTS OF IRON 2, BUT GOT A SERIOUS CASE OF HEADACHE AFTER A FEW MINUTES, TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON THE SCREEN.

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Reply #133 on: July 29, 2009, 10:25:07 PM

BOAST THAT POSTER NOT ONLY OWNS VICTORIA BUT REVOLUTIONS, THE EXPANSION PACK THAT PATCHED IN "FUN"
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Reply #134 on: July 29, 2009, 10:47:55 PM

COMMAND DIRECTED AT PREVIOUS POSTER TO LEAK SECRET BETA COPY OF HEARTS OF IRON 3 HE MUST CERTAINLY HAVE IN HIS POSSESSION

FURTHER GRUMBLINGS THAT REVOLUTIONS PATCHED IN "BUGS" RATHER THAN "FUN"

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Reply #135 on: July 30, 2009, 12:19:28 AM

CONFUSED RANT ABOUT CIVILIZATION: REVOLUTION RESULTING FROM ONLY SEEING THE WORD REVOLUTIONS IN THE PREVIOUS POST
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Reply #136 on: July 30, 2009, 12:33:50 AM

LECTURE ABOUT THE DEFICIENCIES ON SIMPLIFIED GAMEPLAY IN AN ATTEMPT TO FEED THE MASSES
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Reply #137 on: July 30, 2009, 12:41:13 AM

REMINDER TO OUTSIDE READERS THAT KING'S BOUNTY IS MADE BY KATAURI AND NOT PARADOX AND THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HAVE A DEGREE IN ECONOMICS (OR WAR STRATEGIES AND DIPLOMACY) TO PLAY IT. NOR DO YOU NEED TO HAVE NECKS WITH BEARDS TO FIND THE FUN.
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Reply #138 on: July 30, 2009, 01:18:12 AM

EXPLANATION THAT SAVING IS FOR PUSSIES
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Reply #139 on: July 30, 2009, 02:10:33 AM

ACCUSING THE POSTER TWO POSTS ABOVE OF BEING A SAVEBABY

BUT AT THE SAME TIME ACKNOWLEDGING THE MUSIC VIDEO HIS AVATAR IS FROM IS FAIRLY AWESOME
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