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Prospero
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on: July 14, 2009, 10:50:13 AM

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Reply #1 on: July 14, 2009, 01:28:56 PM

Apparently idiocy was the true cause, reading into it.

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Reply #2 on: July 14, 2009, 01:41:29 PM

You can't put a price on romance.
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Reply #3 on: July 14, 2009, 01:46:05 PM

Can planes be the next to marry if they catch the bouquet?

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #4 on: July 14, 2009, 01:48:35 PM

Only if they're 18 years old, 16 and emancipated, or pregnant and marrying the father with parental consent.
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!


Reply #5 on: July 14, 2009, 02:20:17 PM

...and only if they don't catch fire and crash. True for so many potential brides.

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Reply #6 on: July 14, 2009, 02:54:39 PM

...and only if they don't catch fire and crash. True for so many of my potential brides.

fixed.
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Reply #7 on: July 14, 2009, 03:07:34 PM

Can planes be the next to marry if they catch the bouquet?

This is what happens when you allow gay marriage....

Slippery slope!

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Reply #8 on: July 14, 2009, 03:11:23 PM


Slippery slope!
Slippery Slopes!?!  Pics or it didn't happen.

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Reply #9 on: July 14, 2009, 11:01:33 PM

It's in Revelations people!
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Reply #10 on: July 14, 2009, 11:59:32 PM

...and only if they don't catch fire and crash. True for so many of my potential brides.

fixed.

It's almost as if you'd met my ex-wife....  why so serious?

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Reply #11 on: July 20, 2009, 08:32:40 AM

Can planes be the next to marry if they catch the bouquet?

Yeah, the groom is the ground.

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Reply #12 on: July 22, 2009, 07:54:33 PM

It's like these people have never tried spitting out the window of a moving car before. You don't do it!

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