US not alone in airport security incompetence

[WayAbvPar]

This may very well take the cake.

How would you like to be the poor bastard that accidentally winds up with this suitcase? He is probably in some 3rd world slum getting bamboo shoots pounded genitals and wondering where the hell his real luggage is...

[Murgos]

“We warmly congratulate the sniffer dog brigade ... for this remarkable exploit: having succeeded in placing an explosive on a departing plane.”

American Newspapers aren't half so entertaining.

[HaemishM]

"I moost have my daaagg search your loogashges."

"Excuse me? Did you say my daaag? And my loogashges?"

"Of course that is what I said, I know perfectly well what I said."

[Paelos]

“Imagine getting caught at your arrival,” said Laurence Grassiet, a 32-year-old Parisian hair stylist. “You’d be in for a hard time!”

I'd trust any thirty-something French hair stylist's opinion on knowing where to go for a hard time.

[personman]

"I moost have my daaagg search your loogashges."

"Does your doog baat?"

"My what?"

"Your doog... does eet baat?

"No."

[growling, snapping, ouchies]

"Ah thought you sed yor doog does not baat?!"

[dismissive] "That is not my dog."

Ah sublime... Peter we miss ya.

[doubleplus]

Talk about helping the cause of the enemy. Congratulations, France, you continue to set the bar for unintentional comedy that somehow finds a way to end in embarassing tragedy.