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How does Uncharted 2 fit in there?  Wouldn't that be a character action game? Also, nipples should be bump-mapped. Nope. Normal mapping > Bump mapping. ESPECIALLY for nipples. |
Speaking of marketing, we're out of milk.
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jakonovski
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What most game nipples need is parallax occlusion.
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McCow
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Once you picmip you never go back.
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Words words words
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jakonovski
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Ok, why the fuck is the EU release date for the pc version October 30?
"you have to wait 4 extra days for no reason ololol"
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It takes a long time for those Steam ships to get across the Atlantic.
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Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Musashi
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AKA Gyoza
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Surlyboi
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eat a bag of dicks
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Seriously, fuck all of you who are playing this already.
I say that with love.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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RUiN 427
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I went into a dungeon/instance at lvl 12 and struggled through it. I had a backpack full of guns and gear with lvl 13 requirements on them... as soon as I hit 13 and equipped it all. After that I was 1 or 2 shotting everything except the tanks.
Just an observation.
I'm also finding character movement to be more important than aiming. Sure there are critical headshots, but you've go to do a lot of bobbing and weaving to dodge charging melee attacks and bullets. In case that sways anyone's console vs pc decision making.
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Yoru
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the y master, king of bourbon
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Ok, why the fuck is the EU release date for the pc version October 30?
"you have to wait 4 extra days for no reason ololol"
Hurr? I'm in Europe, bought it with a European credit card, and Steam says it unlocks on Monday night. No extra waiting. Give in to your Valve overlords. |
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fuser
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 Right mouse click on the game in your game list and select "View preload info.." (You might have to sign out/in of steam) |
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Megrim
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Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.
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Just a meek request, for those of us on the fence (yes, yes Schild, i know that sounds stupid) could you guys post some screenshot porn once you start playing it? It's the next best thing short of a demo.
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One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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schild
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There are a million screenshots and videos on the web. Why do you need us to post screenshot porn?
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Hoax
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l33t kiddie
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For real, watch that 30 minute co-op video. If you aren't excited by the 2 minute mark its just not for you aka you suck.
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A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual's morals are situational, then that individual is without morals. If a nation's laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn't a nation.
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LK
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Megrim, get it. :) But remember to play with friends.
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Megrim
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There are a million screenshots and videos on the web. Why do you need us to post screenshot porn?
Becaaaause, it's more fun watching stuff being done by people you know/associate with. |
One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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Draegan
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Servers are too busy to preload! Nooooooooo!!!
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Azazel
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I don't have enough download allowance left to d/l my pre-ordered Borderlands until the 1st. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  |
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schild
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HAHA WOW
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Megrim
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Whenever an opponent discards a card, Megrim deals 2 damage to that player.
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Welcome to Ausfalian internet. How big is the download?
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One must bow to offer aid to a fallen man - The Tao of Shinsei.
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Azazel
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Steam says 8 gig. Computer says no.
I may have to go to a friend's place with my new portable HDD and hang out for a couple of hours. While I use his bandwidth.
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rattran
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Unreasonable
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It's ok, the Steam preload will be busy until then anyway.
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schild
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Already finished the pre-load. Didn't even have to restart anything.
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Yegolev
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Already finished the pre-load. Didn't even have to restart anything.
GO TO HEEEELLLLLLLL |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Azazel
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What? What kind of comment is that? Damn these flamewars are vicious!  |
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Hawkbit
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Like a Klansman in the ghetto.
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I've had some pretty shitty life stuff happen over the past few days and that's the first thing that's got a legitimate laugh out of me.
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Teleku
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So has anybody other than King Cock Jockey even gotten through to begin pre-loading? Edit: Haha, 1 minute after I post that I suddenly get through and can start downloading. Hint: The key is to keep pressing the start button over and over again for a minute straight |
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« Last Edit: October 21, 2009, 11:19:15 PM by Teleku »
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"My great-grandfather did not travel across four thousand miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this nation overrun by immigrants. He did it because he killed a man back in Ireland. That's the rumor."
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schild
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Oh, nice. So King Cock Jockey and myself finished preloading? That's great, I was worried I'd be the only one. Edit: Did I mention that it shows up at the top of the installed list too?  If you ask me, Steam is the crème de la crème of digital download services, yes sir. |
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« Last Edit: October 21, 2009, 11:21:47 PM by schild »
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Elerion
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Ok, why the fuck is the EU release date for the pc version October 30?
"you have to wait 4 extra days for no reason ololol"
Hurr? I'm in Europe, bought it with a European credit card, and Steam says it unlocks on Monday night. No extra waiting. Give in to your Valve overlords. What how huh? I need this explained. |
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Yegolev
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Edit: Did I mention that it shows up at the top of the installed list too?
Alphabetical? Also, just got the preloading started. Karate kick! Hi-yaaaa! |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Yoru
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So has anybody other than King Cock Jockey even gotten through to begin pre-loading? Edit: Haha, 1 minute after I post that I suddenly get through and can start downloading. Hint: The key is to keep pressing the start button over and over again for a minute straight Sup, pre-load complete dude checkin' in. In fact, about half the office here has completed pre-loading now. |
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Pre-load get! I'm now one step closer to the edge, and reports are surfacing saying I may, in fact, be about to break.
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apocrypha
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Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Your order for Borderlands (with Pre-Order Exclusive Gearbox Mercenary Weapon Pack) has been posted.
Hurrah! Please allow 3-5 days delivery.
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"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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Yegolev
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Sucker. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Falconeer
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a polyamorous pansexual genderqueer born and living in the wrong country
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I want this game! But is it fun?
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