Draegan
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Oh god I *froth* need this now. I already mana*froth*ged to not resub to WOW for the shin*froth*y/ding factor. And I have a busy weekend. I can't take it an*froth*ymore
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schild
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How shocking. I never expect games with shitloads of loot to be addictive. I mean, there's no recorded history of any such behavior at all.
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LK
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Absolutely excellent with other people who respect loot rights. Little eh solo.
I find myself constantly switching soldier specs though.
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Moaner
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Good luck connecting to a game on the PS3.
I noticed that and am not impressed. I hope they fix the shit soon or I'm going to be pissed. |
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schild
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Shouldn't have bought it for a console.
Just putting it out there. You could probably return it and say "won't connect for coop" then when they try to give you another one you stare at them and request they not be retarded.
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Draegan
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Moaner
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Yes. How dare I assume the #1 selling point, co-op, to work out of the box. Fuck me...
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schild
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Yes. How dare I assume the #1 selling point, co-op, to work out of the box. Fuck me...
You seem to have hit the nail right on the head. |
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BitWarrior
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Good luck connecting to a game on the PS3.
Oh...is that largely due to the network infrastructure or something? Are we looking at the same problem that caused issues connecting to games like Fat Princess? Is it something that you think would be resolved in time or is this just "the nature of the platform" issue? I have a PC perfectly capable of running it, but I spend my entire day on the PC working; I'd much rather get up from the chair and, as silly as it may seem, at least relax on the couch rather than being tied again to my work machine for another couple of hours. |
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
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schild
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Good luck connecting to a game on the PS3.
Oh...is that largely due to the network infrastructure or something? Are we looking at the same problem that caused issues connecting to games like Fat Princess? Is it something that you think would be resolved in time or is this just "the nature of the platform" issue? Nah, Gearbox just fucked up. I have a PC perfectly capable of running it, but I spend my entire day on the PC working; I'd much rather get up from the chair and, as silly as it may seem, at least relax on the couch rather than being tied again to my work machine for another couple of hours.
OK? |
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BitWarrior
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I have a PC perfectly capable of running it, but I spend my entire day on the PC working; I'd much rather get up from the chair and, as silly as it may seem, at least relax on the couch rather than being tied again to my work machine for another couple of hours.
OK? Comment designed to curtail responses of "Get it on the PC, forget the PS3". Twas effective. |
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
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schild
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I know what your comment was designed for. And you know I still think it's shit. There's like 30 other genres all of which I'd get on a console before PC.
As a flowchart it would be:
Is it a shooter? --> yes --> Get it on PC.
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get it on
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wait, is it a --> yes --> Ok, get that on PC too.
classic RTS
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no
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Continue with
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purchasification
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BitWarrior
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I know what your comment was designed for. And you know I still think it's shit. There's like 30 other genres all of which I'd get on a console before PC.
As a flowchart it would be:
Is it a shooter? --> yes --> Get it on PC.
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get it on
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wait, is it a --> yes --> Ok, get that on PC too.
classic RTS
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Continue with
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Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
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Draegan
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schild was just looking for an excuse to make a flow chart.
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jakonovski
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Halo bashing is so 2007.
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schild
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schild was just looking for an excuse to make a flow chart.
I don't need an excuse. Halo bashing is so 2007. Man, it's so 2003 but it won't stop until they stop making the godawful generic thing. |
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Goreschach
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Western RPG's, also, should be purchased on the PC. Not that they make them anymore.
JRPG's should not be purchased.
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Nonentity
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schild, you inspired me to make a flowchart.
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But that Captain's salami tray was tight, yo. You plump for the roast pork loin, dogg?
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Ingmar
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Non, you complete me.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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Rasix
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How does Uncharted 2 fit in there?  |
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schild
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Non only buys console games that have local coop because he has a severe attachment disorder. This is not shown in his flowchart and as such, I'm calling shenanigans.
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Yegolev
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Steam preorder mocks me with its lack of preload.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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fuser
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Steam preorder mocks me with its lack of preload.
Some tidbits about the pre-load, no confirmation yet of the timeframe... Our marketing VP just got back with me and says that yes, we will be able to offer pre-loading for Steam customers!
Here's news about securom also gbxnettle:
steam version uses steam copy protection. Not securom.
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Yegolev
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Not like Securom was going to stop me. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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MrHat
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Thanks for the heads up re: the PS3 version, almost picked it up earlier.
Now I have Uncharted 2 sitting plastic and am watching TV.
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Phire
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Man, it's so 2003 but it won't stop until they stop making the godawful generic thing.
  But Master Chief must continue! I need more epic Halo music! |
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Draegan
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They should just let us download it right now. Why make us wait longer than consoles? WHI?
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Yegolev
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They are adding normal-mapped nipples.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Sky
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They are adding normal-mapped nipples.
Well, you wouldn't want abnormal-mapped nipples, would you? |
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They are adding normal-mapped nipples.
I want nipple-shaped maps. |
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NiX
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They should just let us download it right now. Why make us wait longer than consoles? WHI?
So we can have the superior graphics and mouse and ANTI-ALIASING UP TO 8X! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! |
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jakonovski
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I google image searched for normal mapped nipples.
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Yegolev
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Of all the places on the internet, I thought this was the one where I could make a game-technology joke.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Teleku
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Were you actually expecting a "haha, good one" response instead of everybody just running with it and beating it into the ground?
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How does Uncharted 2 fit in there? Wouldn't that be a character action game? Also, nipples should be bump-mapped. |
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