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Reply #140 on: June 02, 2009, 09:05:18 AM

that chubby guy in flannel had an $80 bape shirt

he's an everyman
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Reply #141 on: June 02, 2009, 09:06:20 AM

fun fact

the nintendo dsi is the first revision of hardware I have not bought on day one since the 90s
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Reply #142 on: June 02, 2009, 09:07:00 AM

/snore

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Reply #143 on: June 02, 2009, 09:07:14 AM

flip note studio is a pretty great advancement in animated gifs guys

seriously

this is a straight up compliment and probably the best reason to own a dsi
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Reply #144 on: June 02, 2009, 09:07:23 AM

fun fact

the nintendo dsi is the first revision of hardware I have not bought on day one since the 90s

You and a lot of other people it seems, 1mil vs 400k lites.. thats not a good pickup rate..
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Reply #145 on: June 02, 2009, 09:07:59 AM

holy shit

mario vs donkey kong on one screen

wiebe at 703,600 points on the other

so meta
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Reply #146 on: June 02, 2009, 09:08:39 AM

diy

means

do it yourself, assholes

we didn't even want to make a new wario ware

you have to
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Reply #147 on: June 02, 2009, 09:08:54 AM

there's going to be a lot of penises in that
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Reply #148 on: June 02, 2009, 09:09:27 AM

the real satisfaction comes

when you reshape boobies
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Reply #149 on: June 02, 2009, 09:11:00 AM

that zelda game they just showed

has gotten less froth in the gaming industry

than any zelda previously
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Reply #150 on: June 02, 2009, 09:11:07 AM

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE!!!!!
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Reply #151 on: June 02, 2009, 09:11:49 AM

here he comes
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Reply #152 on: June 02, 2009, 09:13:04 AM

i think someone should redub that jerk from gta4 with satoru iwata

heeeeey cousin neeko

u want to play big american veedio game

ok low blow
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Reply #153 on: June 02, 2009, 09:13:20 AM

wiebe is at 747,700
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Reply #154 on: June 02, 2009, 09:14:26 AM

I don't know what you guys are watching but I'm watching Iwata walk back and forth while saying "bak ak wak ak ak bak wak".

Why am I homeless?  Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
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Reply #155 on: June 02, 2009, 09:15:58 AM

I keep waffling back and forth over whether I should ask where to get the good streams or not.  So far the things I have been picking up have made me want to move to the moon.

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Reply #156 on: June 02, 2009, 09:16:12 AM

if you noticed

i've stopped commenting

i don't even know what to say about him
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Reply #157 on: June 02, 2009, 09:16:28 AM

I keep waffling back and forth over whether I should ask where to get the good streams or not.  So far the things I have been picking up have made me want to move to the moon.
http://www.gametrailers.com/e3/video-press-conference/nintendo
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Reply #158 on: June 02, 2009, 09:16:37 AM

I think this is why they scheduled Wiebe to play donkey kong now.
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Reply #159 on: June 02, 2009, 09:17:19 AM

he says there are still ways to satisfy advanced players and novice players

which is weird

since my Wii has been plugged in for 6 days out of the two years it has been out

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Reply #160 on: June 02, 2009, 09:18:08 AM

So, no reason to power up my Wii in the near future except for the No More Heroes sequel?

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Reply #161 on: June 02, 2009, 09:19:02 AM

WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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Reply #162 on: June 02, 2009, 09:19:10 AM

THERE ARE ONLY CURSE WORDS
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Reply #163 on: June 02, 2009, 09:19:17 AM

So, no reason to power up my Wii in the near future except for the No More Heroes sequel?

Do you like tennis?
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Reply #164 on: June 02, 2009, 09:19:23 AM

NOT A GAME
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Reply #165 on: June 02, 2009, 09:19:31 AM

I can't get gametrailers through the proxy but he's on nintendo.com.

Anyway I see what he's doing.  Keep in mind that I can relate anything to a lesson learned in the MMO space: he's talking about making a single game that satisfies newbies and end-game raiders.  Just my luck that they will succeed and the console game industry will drive itself off of a cliff.

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Reply #166 on: June 02, 2009, 09:20:05 AM

Also, I cannot understand the words that are coming out of his mouth.

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Reply #167 on: June 02, 2009, 09:20:58 AM

I think they've already found a way to make people fall asleep.
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Reply #168 on: June 02, 2009, 09:21:09 AM

Looks like if they want to help people fall asleep, they just need to stream this into people's homes.

BEAT ME

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Reply #169 on: June 02, 2009, 09:21:15 AM

"<blah, blah, blah> rabbits <blah, blah, blah> eat my prize carrots <blah, blah, blah> 10 pelts <blah, blah, blah> gold ring and 1 sp 24 cp." Isn't engrossing story and background to anyone but the dull and unimaginative.
....

Sure, there are some boring quests like that. But there are a whole lot of interesting quests that reveal game lore. Do you skim those, too?
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Reply #170 on: June 02, 2009, 09:21:41 AM



Thank you Mr. Iwata, for that look into the future.
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Reply #171 on: June 02, 2009, 09:22:17 AM

Hey schild, can you please make me some Mario levels?

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Reply #172 on: June 02, 2009, 09:22:30 AM

MORE MARIO

WE HAD OTHER PLANETS WE DIDN'T USE

GRATS

MARIO GALAXY 2: THE SHIT WE CUT SINCE YOU PEOPLE WILL BUY ANYTHING
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Reply #173 on: June 02, 2009, 09:22:48 AM

yegolev

i will make you mario levels

if you like penis jokes
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Reply #174 on: June 02, 2009, 09:22:55 AM

and buy me a dsi
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