schild
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http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/(212): dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
(1-212): idk but i think it had a face (586): Porn is love you can see. (505): so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew? This site is pure money. Bonus: (859): Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
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FatuousTwat
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(618): do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like? HELL. Edit: Still reading... Holy shit this is gold, I still haven't seen a bad one. (757): Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd YORU? |
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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lamaros
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Entertaining stuff. (512): You surviving the open bar?
(1-512): Super asto ex polenta omaha botad |
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MahrinSkel
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When she crossed over, she was just a ship. But when she came back... she was bullshit!
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(609): in pain and im wearing pink underwear
(908): so?
(609): i dont own pink underwear First time I have literally laughed out loud over something on the net in a long time. --Dave |
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Yoru
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the y master, king of bourbon
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(757): Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd YORU? I didn't do it nobody saw me do it you can't prove anything! |
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Hindenburg
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Is the humor on that site reliant on the reader knowing how being drunk feels like?
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"Who uses Outlook anyway? People who get what they deserve, that's who." - Ard.
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bhodi
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No lie.
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(313): I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
(1-313): You shut your mouth
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Sky
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I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Is the humor on that site reliant on the reader knowing how being drunk feels like?
Apparently not, since I don't find it funny. Maybe you need to /be/ drunk? |
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Nebu
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Threads like these make me feel old and out of touch. Maybe I am old and out of touch.  |
"Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other."
- Mark Twain
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Arthur_Parker
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Internet Detective
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http://www.overheardinnewyork.comSmall child in stroller: Mommy, why did you wake me up? Don't wake me up when I'm sleeping! Mom: Fine. I'll leave you on the train and you can miss your stop and then the rats will get you. Mother: Don't you ever do that again! [slaps child hard] Child, calmly: Well, are you happy with yourself? Girl #1: My worst fear is falling on a picket fence or getting eaten by a shark. Girl #2: Oh yeah, well my worst fear is someone pushing me forward onto a blackboard and having my teeth scrape down the front. That would be awful.
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Signe
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Muse.
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Threads like these make me feel old and out of touch. Maybe I am old and out of touch. You should feel young because some of those lines are older than the age I used to be before I started have backwards birthdays! I'm not sure I said that right but you know what I mean. |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Segoris
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Some of these are gold, wow. (765): just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away. (405): I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
(614): handstands? WTF?
(405): she was a gymnast
(614): go to hell. (405): I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account. (540): she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love |
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NowhereMan
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(619): i miss you so much
(858): i miss you too
(858): oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me I don't know if that's original or not but gold. Edit: Also (773): When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
(312): Prob not but she was surprised
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"Look at my car. Do you think that was bought with the earnest love of geeks?" - HaemishM
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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(717): You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
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The wave of the Reagan coalition has shattered on the rocky shore of Bush's incompetence. - Abagadro
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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It seems to be this trend much like Fuck My Life. I don't like it and I never will. People are filthy liars trying to be funny.
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schild
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It seems to be this trend much like Fuck My Life. I don't like it and I never will. People are filthy liars trying to be funny.
No no, these are funny liars. |
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FatuousTwat
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So, something has to be true in order for it to be funny?
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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schild
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So, something has to be true in order for it to be funny?
Only for Nix. |
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NiX
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Locomotive Pandamonium
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Not necessarily, but it eventually gets old when you can tell people are just making shit up.
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LK
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Kinda agree with Nix. That's why I stopped reading Fuck My Life.
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"Then there's the double-barreled shotgun from Doom 2 - no-one within your entire household could be of any doubt that it's been fired because it sounds like God slamming a door on his fingers." - Yahtzee Croshaw
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Pennilenko
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This one got me pretty bad. (214): Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
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"See? All of you are unique. And special. Like fucking snowflakes." -- Signe
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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justdave
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It's all fun and games until everyone starts Trying Too Hard.
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"They started to resist with a crust that was welded with human brain and willpower."
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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It's all fun and games until everyone starts Trying Too Hard.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Ingmar
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Nebu: if you want the same thing but for old people technology, you can always go to bash.org.
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The Transcendent One: AH... THE ROGUE CONSTRUCT.
Nordom: Sense of closure: imminent.
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