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Topic: What are you getting yourself for Christmas? (Read 8982 times)
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Signe
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I want a new house or a big bag of BC Bud.
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My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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WayAbvPar
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A hot dog and a hummer, Babe Ruth style.
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Rodent
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Giving myself Season 1 of Twin Peaks on DVD. Would've given myself the entire series but it's not out yet damnit!
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Wiiiiii!
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Signe
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A hot dog and a hummer, Babe Ruth style. Unless I'm confused about what a hummer is... I don't think that's something you can give yourself. I have no idea what the Babe Ruth reference is about. |
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Shockeye
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Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee, I'd propose on bended knee...
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Unless I'm confused about what a hummer is... I don't think that's something you can give yourself. I have no idea what the Babe Ruth reference is about. Try this on for size.Roddy McDowall was not only endowed but flexible, and supposedly performed self-fellatio in front of others as a "party trick." |
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WayAbvPar
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A hot dog and a hummer, Babe Ruth style. Unless I'm confused about what a hummer is... I don't think that's something you can give yourself. I have no idea what the Babe Ruth reference is about. The thread is about what to get yourself for Christmas- both items I listed are purchaseable commodities, if one knows where to shop ;P As for the Babe Ruth reference- this should be required viewing for anyone. One of the funniest standup routines I have ever seen. To wit- Babe Ruth, greatest baseball player to ever play the game. He had a voice box. He was the first American to have a voice box. Yeah! "[VB] This is Babe Ruth, the Sultan of Swat, the Bambino, I smoke twenty-five God damn cuban cigars a day. I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I fucked eighteen prostitutes a night! 'course, I'm dead now. I'm up here in heaven. Lou Gehrig is up here with me. God love Lou Gehrig. Jesus Christ, poor Lou Gehrig. Died of Lou Gehrig's disease. How the hell did he not see that coming? You know. We used to tell him, Lou, there's a disease with your name all over it, pal! There ain't no Babe Ruth disease, I'll tell you that much right now. Have a hot dog and a Hummer. Go ahead, it's on me."
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Signe
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I think I'll opt out of this thread now.
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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A hot dog and a hummer, Babe Ruth style. You could always purchase the hummer Hugh Grant style. Or Eddie Murphy or George Michael style, if you slant that way. With the latter, you dont' even have to go to two places for both gifts. |
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Calantus
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Eddie Murphy got a hummer from a guy? When did this happen?
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HaemishM
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the Confederate flag underneath the stone in my class ring
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Well, technically it was a man in drag or a transexual, I forget which. But it certainly wasn't all the way female.
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schild
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He did it for the comedy, I'm sure...
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Zetleft
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He did it for the comedy, I'm sure... Well it was the funniest thing he has done in about 10 years. |
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kidder
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From Eddie Murphy Raw:
"I have a few rules when I'm up here... Also, faggots aren't allowed to look at my ass while I'm onstage. That's why I keep moving when I'm up here. You don't know where the faggot section is, so I keep moving."
Back on topic:
What am I getting myself for christmas? Continue my WOW subscription, thats about it.
Having just gotten married my house is jam packed with so many damn presents that I will probably not need anything for the next 5 years. Plus, the wife and I haven't had the finances talk yet...
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Kidder
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Train Wreck
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Fuck those gainfully employed singles like me. I buy things when the fancy strikes me. Takes all the fun out of Christmas. One year, most of the cool presents I got were things that I had already bought myself within the past few weeks. That's why I usually stop buying cool toys for myself in October. It makes Christmas a lot more fun, too. |
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stray
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From Eddie Murphy Raw:
"I have a few rules when I'm up here... Also, faggots aren't allowed to look at my ass while I'm onstage. That's why I keep moving when I'm up here. You don't know where the faggot section is, so I keep moving." One of my Dad's friends, who's been an actor for 30 years, and used to hang around some of the same crowd as Eddie, always said he was gay. I never believed him until that tranny incident. |
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El Gallo
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He did it for the comedy, I'm sure... Well it was the funniest thing he has done in about 10 years. ZING. Best one I've seen around these parts in some time. |
This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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shiznitz
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I bought "us" a new 5 megapixel Sony cybershot. I bought myself 3 new suits and new trenchcoat.
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I have never played WoW.
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Riggswolfe
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I already got it: A new mother board and an AMD 64 3200+. Heck of an upgrade from an XP 1700+
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"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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WayAbvPar
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I already got it: A new mother board and an AMD 64 3200+. Heck of an upgrade from an XP 1700+ Heh- I just made the same upgrade a right before Thanksgiving. |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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doubleplus
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In before goat porn.
(Sup, Bruce?)
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WoW! GaH!
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