This is amusing.
https://www.kugutsumen.com/showthread.php?t=3846HISTORY OF PL (based on Shamis's OP):
1. SNIGG killed lots of people in curse area. Had lots of fun killing KOS alliance at the time.
2. BOB went to kill goons in scalding pass. SNIGG decided to help, joined forces with ex-KOS members NESW to fight against bob with Goons.
3. PL Alliance was formed to make standings easier
4. Bob got pushed back to feyth. PL went to Delve to terrorize locals.
5. PL started flying with Black Omega Security because they were fighting bob and Farscape liked to roam with us.
6. BOS joins PL officially during delve compaign
7. Delve gets boring, so we move to Fountain and rape Xelas, Axe, and assorted other pets (shortly after we leave BoB resets Xelas and they die out)
8. MC steamrolls all northern fail alliances, PL moves to venal to help keep RAZOR/MM alive.
9. PL + RAZOR kill mothership/become butt buddies
9b. PL gets to the finals in AT IV.
10. North Survives, PL move to stain, and kill RISE while helping goons fight whoever is in the area. Mr Rive gets griefed to within inches of quitting by mean SE gankers.
11. PL invents AFK pos geddons and multi-day cloak camping while destroying rise.
12. While the eye of terror opens and BoB announces the pullback/withdrawal back from their eastern regions, PL moves back to Delve.
13. PL begins killing high-end BoB mining towers in Delve and helping RZR take Querious stations. Blood Covenant joins PL during this time.
14. Delve War One kicks off in earnest and PL helps where they can (mostly camping, reinforcing mining towers, knocking out difficult cyno jammers, and joining allied fleets). Eventually Goons, Razor, and PL are the only ones left fighting and the Delve invasion is going nowhere.
14b. Around this time PL gets to the semifinals in AT V.
15. BLABS Joins PL. This happens pretty much at the same time as PL starts taking an interest in Fountain.
16. PL starts roaming in Fountain and takes a high-end moon near Fountain core (75FA, don't remember if it was from MM or MH). Bruce goes nuts and suicides a fleet into the NESW POS.
17. PL moves to fountain and begins taking more and more moons while killing Soul of Fountain and Black Star Alliance. During this phase PL begins long term friendship with Sons of Tangra (who had a long history with BOS to begin with) and Cruel Intentions. OMNOR joins PL during this time. From this point on SOT participates in most PL campaigns (not going to mention it every time).
18. PL kills BRUCE and takes over all of Fountain. OSHIT leaves Cruel Intentions and joins PL near the end of this campaign.
19. PL takes tons of jew gold and buys titans and dread fleet.
20. Fountain is invaded by Daisho (Seleene invasion #1). Diasho lose a mothership and die in a fire (Seleene failure #1).
21. PL moves to Northeast for 2-3 weeks, resets goons and just about everybody else, gets a bunch of kills and pisses a bunch of people off.
22. Fountain is invaded by Requiem & friends (Seleene invasion #2). Requiem lose a mothership and die in a fire (Seleene failure #2).
23. PL conquers all high ends in cloud ring, syndicate, outer ring with a few exceptions. During this campaign PL pays back some debts to alliances that sided with Requiem, mainly Cosmic Anomalies and Unnatural Selection (including the Evoke titan abortion). SAS joins PL during this time.
24. North Fail cascades to MAX bob, PL goes to help. PL is instrumental in the killing of BoB and TRI titans and turns the tide in a major cap battle. North pushes bob back, PL leaves.
25. PL return to fountain to Kill stupid Pets (Elitist Cowards) and drink their tears. OMNOR closes up shop around this time and the pilots join various PL corps. Resurgency (whose stated goal was to take over Fountain) collapses around this time.
26. PL conquers most high ends in solitude and aridia. At the same time PL baits BoB pets with a tower in Y-2. This kicks off preparations for a pet invasion of Fountain that never happens
27. PL goes to curse to help goons with the -A- and BoB invasions. PL and goons kill a BoB titan. PL camps H-ADOC relentlessly, making form ups for BoB and EXE as difficult as possible.
28. BoB pets begin attacking PL high end moons in low-sec in order to distract PL from their efforts in Curse. PL counters with gunners and noob vigil alts (and assistance from SOT/Swigg tackler gangs) and massacre pets left and right. After deploying caps once and getting raped, pets are forbidden from using caps by BoB, which results in them being totally ineffective at anything other than dieing (they reinforced one POS total during their campaign).
29. Once Goons seems secure, PL takes a break to participate in and win AT VI and retaliate against pets by taking more high-end moons from them as well as Y-2 (complete with a hilarious and totally obvious double DD which killed 170+ pets as they tried to jump into Y-2).
30. PL goes back to curse to keep helping goons and then the Disband of Brothers incident kicks off Delve War Two. PL ninjas NOL for lulz before KenZoku gets sov.
31. PL goes into overdrive and moves to Delve with full forces (including SOT and Swigg). PL takes part in all the large fleet fights of the war and gets in on 3 supercap kills (Shrike 4, Waagaa, and an Axe mothership) and narrowly misses killing an EXE titan. PL takes over the finfleet sov 4 constellation as well as NOL. PL starts off the PR perma-camp once BoB/Ken orders all pets to base from a single station.
...to be continued
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