Dwarf Fortress: the Noobening.

[Furiously]

I just felt a strange disturbance in the fortress, as if 2-7 dwarfs cried out in pain...

[Rasix]

Going to start a new fortress soon. I've been away from this one a bit too long.

Let me know if you'd like to see any of the following scenarios (some may be mutually exclusive):

• Working with magma.  Just wait until I flood my fortress with hot burning death.
• Cold, inhospitable lands.  How long until people start dying of thirst from sparring wounds.
• Evil starting area.  Outdoor jobs become virtual death sentences. 
• Pit of doom.  Adamantine + legions of unstoppable demons = amusement.

PM me or post here if you want to be in the fortress and what position you'd like to have.  I can't guarantee that interesting things will happen to you. If you're named Trippy, I'm positive that you will die. 

[FatuousTwat]

I want to see a magma moat!

Also, can I be a blacksmith/hammerdwarf?

[Strazos]

Give me something....heroic. 

[Ingmar]

Pit of doom sounds entertaining.

[Rasix]

Found a spot with a pit and a volcano.  Not a lot of trees.  Not particularly evil, but a little wild.  Might be worth a shot.

Not a ton of open space may be an annoying feature.  Battles are going to be hard to track over multiple z-levels. 

[Xurtan]

I'll take a spot as anything if you need another name.  I'm thinking cannon fodder.

[Hoax]

Pit of Doom sounds best, legions of unstoppable anything should be good.  The goblins/orcs weren't cutting it.