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Topic: Happy Birthday (Read 26688 times)
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Yegolev
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Posts: 24440
2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Happy late birthday from an asshole who should have known ahead of time.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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WayAbvPar
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Banks and schools are closed on your birthday- best I could do on short notice  I can't believe you aren't 30 yet, you SOB. Enjoy it while you can! |
When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Quinton
Terracotta Army
Posts: 3332
is saving up his raid points for a fancy board title
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Goddamn, you're not old at all.
Happy Birthday anyway.
And stay off my lawn!
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Tebonas
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Posts: 6365
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Same day as my stepdaughter, and almost as young! Small world! Happy birthday! |
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Signe
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Posts: 18942
Muse.
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It just isn't right. You keep having these and you're still just a boy! Well, happy birthday then.  |
My Sig Image: hath rid itself of this mortal coil.
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Sir T
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Happy birthday. May you wind up as old as me...  |
Hic sunt dracones.
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ShenMolo
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Posts: 480
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Happy Birthday!
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Bunk
Contributor
Posts: 5828
Operating Thetan One
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Reading the doom and gloom of this thread from a year ago is funny. Celebrate man, you survived another year, and as far as we know, you didn't require that fridge box.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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Soln
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Posts: 4737
the opportunity for evil is just delicious
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Happy Birthday Redux
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Merusk
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Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
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Have a Happy one, Shield Man.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Nerf
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2421
The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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Happy birthday man, glad you didn't starve to death.
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Samwise
Moderator
Posts: 19324
sentient yeast infection
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Sky
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Posts: 32117
I love my TV an' hug my TV an' call it 'George'.
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Famine
Developers
Posts: 61
Funcom
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Happy birthday man, glad you didn't starve to death.
 Happy Birthday! |
Glen 'Famine' Swan
Senior Assistant Community Manager
Funcom Inc.
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NiX
Wiki Admin
Posts: 7770
Locomotive Pandamonium
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I didn't realize it was a bump and couldn't recall when I had posted the happy birthday. My brain is aging faster than yours  |
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stu
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Posts: 1891
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Happy belated birthday. May you step into epic loot rather than dogshit.
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Dear Diary,
Jackpot!
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WayAbvPar
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Bump.
Hangovers starting to really hurt yet? You are about the right age for mortality to come and kick you in the sack a few times, just to let you know it's there. Happy birthday!
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When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM
Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood
Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Merusk
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Posts: 27449
Badge Whore
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Mortality hasn't noticed him but the government did. Happy one, Schild.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is yet within your power.
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Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075
Error 404: Title not found.
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Happy birthday! Still broke like 2009? |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Rasix
Moderator
Posts: 15024
I am the harbinger of your doom!
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Working for the evil empire has its perks. I'm assuming one of them is money.
Happy Birthday.
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-Rasix
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Furiously
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Posts: 7199
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Damn - here I was all excited the zombie was back and then I realized it was a Signe post from a year ago...
Happy Birthday Schild.
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Paelos
Contributor
Posts: 27075
Error 404: Title not found.
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Damn - here I was all excited the zombie was back and then I realized it was a Signe post from a year ago...
Happy Birthday Schild.
I did the same thing.  |
CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
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Khaldun
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Posts: 15189
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Happy birthday!
This is going to be interesting. You've already hated most things and kept demanding standards: I think now you're gotta go the other direction for variety and fun. It's like Merlin in The Once and Future King who was aging in the opposite direction. Believe me it's better than aging in the normal direction.
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NiX
Wiki Admin
Posts: 7770
Locomotive Pandamonium
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I did the same thing. We need to start a support group. I had the same reaction. Happy Birthday! |
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Cadaverine
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Posts: 1655
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l checked the thread, and thought , "Holy shit, Signe showed up to wish Schild happy birthday! Oooh, fucking 2009..." Happy Birthday, boss. |
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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Bunk
Contributor
Posts: 5828
Operating Thetan One
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29 - just a year away from the first of many "I can't believe I'm fucking XX" milestones.
Hope you enjoyed it.
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"Welcome to the internet, pussy." - VDL
"I have retard strength." - Schild
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apocrypha
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Posts: 6711
Planes? Shit, I'm terrified to get in my car now!
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Happy birthday young'un! 27's about when I started to lose track of exactly how old I was and had to keep asking other people  |
"Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to socialism or regression into barbarism" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1915.
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voodoolily
Contributor
Posts: 5348
Finnuh, munnuh, muhfuh, I enjoy creating new written vernacular, s'all.
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l checked the thread, and thought , "Holy shit, Signe showed up to wish Schild happy birthday! Oooh, fucking 2009..." Happy Birthday, boss. Me too. Day late and a dollar short, but a happy one from me, too, kiddo. |
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Nerf
Terracotta Army
Posts: 2421
The Presence of Your Vehicle Has Been Documented
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I'm glad I went back a page to double check how old you were, I saw 27 a few posts up and thought that somehow I was gaining on you, and that just aint fucking right. Happy Birthday dude, now drive your ass up to Dallas, there's cake.  ....  |
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K9
Terracotta Army
Posts: 7441
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Felicitations
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I love the smell of facepalm in the morning
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schild
Administrator
Posts: 60350
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Oh man, that picture of a pear wetting itself is like 4 years old. Nice. My art is terrible.
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Sjofn
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Posts: 8286
Truckasaurus Hands
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Happy late birthday, schild! 27's about when I started to lose track of exactly how old I was and had to keep asking other people Ingmar stopped knowing how old I was after I turned 30. He likes to add a year for half the year, because he's "three years older than me." Except he's three and a HALF years older than me. I guess my birthday is in July now.  |
God Save the Horn Players
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Surlyboi
Terracotta Army
Posts: 10966
eat a bag of dicks
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Happy birthday two days ago, bitch.
If I was in Austin, I'd buy you a beer or five.
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Tuned in, immediately get to watch cringey Ubisoft talking head offering her deepest sympathies to the families impacted by the Orlando shooting while flanked by a man in a giraffe suit and some sort of "horrifically garish neon costumes through the ages" exhibit or something. We need to stop this fucking planet right now and sort some shit out. -Kail
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Jimbo
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Posts: 1478
still drives a stick shift
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Happy b-day, hope ya had a kick ass one!
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