Bumper sticker reading: My Labrador Retriever Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student
Firstly, I'd say this is unlikely and if so why are you and your dog not on TV? Secondly, labs are among the more idiotic of dogs.
My Chocolate Lab is BAD ASS!!! She can jump out into our pond about 12 feet in chasing a ball or stick and has a knack for catching 1' long bullfrogs in mid jump...
Hrrrm... Jumping into lake for stick or ball and putting a bullfrog in your mouth... damn I guess she is idiotic
Chocolate Labs are practically the yard-stick for Dog Stupidity. It's like someone took a sack full of spaniels, beat them senseless with the idiotbat and crammed the whole whimpering brainfail into the most loveable, appealing skin imaginable in the hopes that looks really do outweigh everything else.
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