Help. I'm having an identity crisis.

[MrHat]

Well, at least give us the whole story. Wat happen? Can we blame Eve? Or did you pk her?

If he pk'd her, she dropped loot that was bind on pick-up, and dye colours are hard to find.

Unfortunately, the ladies tend to get to chose which items are soulbound.

[MahrinSkel]

Burgundy with like a purple hue to it.  I held it to the screen and this one is quite a bit more purple.

It's a fuckin' chick phone. To make matters worse, I now am the proud owner of an 05 Silver Crysler Sebring Sedan. Another separation gift (and thanks Hat).

So I am a single man with a chick phone and chick car. The car I can handle, as it is pretty nice, but the phone won't do as is. And I have been kinda dating for a few weeks now, and EVERYONE fuckin texts these days. This is good for me, as I never failed to score chicks back in the day once I got them on AIM. I have some sort of IM 'game' that works. And so far so good in the present.

Anyway, this isn't about Slay's latest action...it's about this fuckin' phone. How bad is that cover thing Mahrin?

Frankly, if my daughter hadn't wanted the same model, I might have gotten the burgundy one myself.  But then, it was replacing a BRIGHT FUCKING PINK RAZR, which I vainly attempted to conceal inside a red plastic shell.

The cover is the black version of this, or close enough as not to matter.  The way it turned the keys to mush was annoying, and the part that goes around the display kept pulling loose when I'd fish it out of a pants pocket (the inside of it has only a quarter-inch or so to hold it in place, and it's way too stretchy).  That same site seems to have some hardshell cases that don't suck, although most of them seem designed to make it *more* girly.  You'll still have burgundy keys, but if you compensate with something aggressively masculine like the Camo or Carbon Fiber, everyone will at least think you're very butch, definitely a Top.

Actually, I might get that Purple Zebra or Falls Fairy case for my daughter.  And a black rubberized one for myself, before I drop this one on the ground and get stuck with the BRIGHT FUCKING PINK RAZR again.

--Dave

[Lantyssa]

You should get the Lavender RAZR.  Mine is lovely. 

[apocrypha]

I think my problem is, I'd use a pink & Hello Kitty flavored phone and it'd be awesome. Sadly, they are not available.

[Yegolev]

Well, at least give us the whole story. Wat happen? Can we blame Eve? Or did you pk her?

If he pk'd her, she dropped loot that was bind on pick-up, and dye colours are hard to find.

I'm out.  I can't top this one.

[Slayerik]

Well, at least give us the whole story. Wat happen? Can we blame Eve? Or did you pk her?

9 years was a good run but in the end I was two boxing while she got ganked by some d-bag.

I ended up getting some weird black kinda cover. The chick, decent looking blond with a nice ass (not sure why this is important at all to the story but I'm still rolling with it), that sold it too me said "You're overthinking this"... and I said "wanna fuck?" and she said "yes."  Best. Purchase. Ever.

[MrHat]

Well, at least give us the whole story. Wat happen? Can we blame Eve? Or did you pk her?

9 years was a good run but in the end I was two boxing while she got ganked by some d-bag.

I ended up getting some weird black kinda cover. The chick, decent looking blond with a nice ass (not sure why this is important at all to the story but I'm still rolling with it), that sold it too me said "You're overthinking this"... and I said "wanna fuck?" and she said "yes."  Best. Purchase. Ever.

I can't decide now if you're joking or not.

[schild]

I can't even decipher that. But I haven't had caffeine. I'll be back in a bit.

[Sky]

"Wanna fuck?" is surprisingly effective, in my experience.

[tazelbain]

How about on non-groupies?

[stray]

I accidentally deposited $380 extra dollars into my Sprint account recently. Can't get it back. Trying to decipher and/or resign myself to that is far more difficult than some girly ass phone.

[Sky]

How about on non-groupies?

Yes. Even better because you can win decent side bets on non-groupies.

[Ookii]

How I wish they had a pink iPhone.  I would buy that shit in a second.

[Cheddar]

"Wanna fuck?" is surprisingly effective, in my experience.

This works.

[Merusk]

"Wanna fuck?" is surprisingly effective, in my experience.

This works.

Never tried it, but I've had several girls over the years say it would work on them if they were interested in the guy. That's the hard part.  The myth that women are asexual creatures who only go to bed with men to get goods is just that. A myth.  They want a good fuck as much as we do.

[Yegolev]

I agree.  Just watch out or you'll be dodging baggage like OJ in a Hertz commercial.

[stray]

It works, even if you're telling it to a married woman, who's anniversary is within a few days, has her husband standing not 10 feet away, you're in a widely populated outdoor area, and you're not even near a bed.

[NiX]

Wanna Fuck or just telling a girl you wouldn't mind sleeping with her usually work. Course, could be that I'm around College girls.

[stray]

College girls and housewives, that is.


Note: I've never actually followed through with somebody's wife - right in the moment - myself.  Just tested the waters in moments of jovial drunkeness. Seems to work?

[MrHat]

Wanna Fuck or just telling a girl you wouldn't mind sleeping with her usually work. Course, could be that I'm around College girls.

"Wanna make out and see where it takes us?" is a lot less aggressive.

[Signe]

Wait.  "I wouldn't mind sleeping with you" works?  No.  I don't believe that would even work on an art major.

[Slayerik]

Single life is glorious and shit all at the same time. I miss my kids.

Jesus, chicks REALLY frikkin like texting these days. I mean, a phone conversation would cover an hour's worth of texting in, say, 4 minutes.

So now my nights consist of texts from

Jackie - 20 year old Chick

Pros - Has own apartment, cute,  has nice body, no baggage
Cons -  lacking intelligence (understatement), very immature,

Kristie - 26 year old Massage Therapist and secretary

Pros - Has own apartment, has great body, no baggage, MASSAGE THERAPIST
Con - Batshit crazy (I know, they are all crazy but she is a little weird), work relationship, strange morals

Danielle - 30 year old Waitress Divorcee

Pros - Beautiful, Smart, great body
Cons - Dealing with divorce, lives with her grandma (sometimes staying at her ex's), joint custody of her son

I'm a 29 year old father of two, livin in an appt with my bro just trying to get by.

And no, I have never had the balls to ask a random woman 'Wanna fuck?' or anything similar. Though I have seen some success from friends of mine, just isn't my style.

Anyway, no identity crisis here...just on the prowl with my non-chick phone in my 05 Sebring WOOOOO

[MrHat]

lol

[schild]

You and Strazos should start a blog.

[Merusk]

Call it "Two Geeks, A Phone and a Gaming Site."

[Slayerik]

You and Strazos should start a blog.

Title Ideas, anyone?

Picture Me Rollin' in my 05 Sebring
I have a bitch Phone but still pull Ass
Bitches Love Smiley Faces

[Rasix]

"Two sides, same sad coin"

[MrHat]

"I put my blog in her"

[Slayerik]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=ArgWxB-vSL8&feature=related

Funny Boondocks clip about textin...

[Viin]

I'm now picturing Slayerik as Jimmy McNulty.

[sigil]

Kristie - 26 year old Massage Therapist and secretary

Pros - Has own apartment, has great body, no baggage, MASSAGE THERAPIST
Con - Batshit crazy (I know, they are all crazy but she is a little weird), work relationship, strange morals

NO NO NO

Work relationships when they go bad fuck up you life every day because you can't go away. You think you understand this. Unless you've done it, you don't.

Strange morals chicks are fun to fuck around with, but you settle down with one and you're just setting the clock on when she's going to cheat. Unless you go full on swinger or be a crazy brave soul and have an open relationship, but even then you're just buying time. Those women usually have to be completely broken before they consider that maybe they shouldn't just fuck anyone.

There's woman crazy and there's batshit crazy. Like Fast cycling bipolar or  Schizo.  Most BP's I've known are colossally great fucks, but will make you want to blow your brains out when they shift.

Also, avoid dating sites. Unless you just want to see just how many broken and fucked up people you can find, In which case, Check out okcupid and have a ball.


Sorry, the voice of some experience there. That last one though is kind of a hobby of mine.  It's done wonders for my self esteem to see just how fucked up  a lot of people are.

Yes, this sounds mysogynistic, especially about those with mental illness, but  that's juggling blasting caps.


Edit:cleaned up some horrid typing.

[rattran]

Dating a manic depressive girl can be great fun when you both hit a manic phase at the same time. Then you break up when one of you cycles down. Then let the cycle repeat every few months!

[stray]

I don't think there's anything that wrong with work relationships, unless you're the boss or she's the boss. Even then, it doesn't matter if it's a smaller type of business. Not a good idea in a larger setting.

[Merusk]

I don't think there's anything that wrong with work relationships, unless you're the boss or she's the boss. Even then, it doesn't matter if it's a smaller type of business. Not a good idea in a larger setting.

I'm no longer friends with one of the people I work with.  We had a really good, close friendship for about 5 years prior to them getting promoted ahead of me.  When their ego took over and they made a comment to me about how I needed to stop offering corrections to their bad decisions in front of the field personnel because it made them look bad, I stopped being friends with them.  It continues to be awkward and unpleasant having to deal with them at all, particularly when I'm forced to on a regular basis.   I can't imagine the epic shitfest things would have turned into if there had been a relationship involved instead of a broken friendship.

[stray]

I admit it's more complex than I say depending on how different workplaces are set up, but I haven't had anything crazy like that. Work can be a decent place to meet people.. it shouldn't entirely be ruled out. Too much paranoia about bosses and preferential treatment though...which is probably justified.