A friend of mine had midnight showing tickets to this movie and said it was going to be the best ever. I still give him hell about it and his response is always "shut up." Yeah, because I was RIGHT! It was crap.
I think I love smacking myself in the nuts with Van Helsing more than watching the movie.
You mean you want Hugh Jackman to slap your nuts, right?
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question. They called it The Prayer, its answer was law Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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