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Reply #35 on: January 09, 2009, 08:07:55 PM

Uncharted focuses heavily on story, personality, and directed action. Whereas Gears of War focuses mainly on training you to be a racist dickbag online.

They both happen to involve a cover mechanic and guns.

I could put some of that in green, but then I'd be hiding my opinion. Uncharted should not be played for the combat though.


I don't think I've ever hidden the fact that I personally don't give much of a damn about story in video games these days.  There are exceptions (mostly Western RPG's for various reasons) but for the most part it isn't a selling point to me anymore.
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Reply #36 on: January 09, 2009, 10:18:38 PM

On a completely different note, as much as I liked Uncharted, I'm hoping there are more puzzles in the sequel to make it stand out as an "adventure" game, and that they are a little hard (unlike the first).
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Reply #37 on: January 10, 2009, 04:26:01 AM

As a matter of personal preference, LBP is really the only PS3 exclusive currently available that I care much about. 

Have you played it yet?  I was actually thinking about getting a PS3 for LBP until I played it.  It's hard for me to fathom how they got this wrong, because they got so much right about the game, but the way the characters move; that mushy, underwater feeling killed any potential joy that the game might bring.  It's really a goddamned shame, because that should have been a system-mover.

Uncharted is great, but not $500 great.  Never cared about Metal Gear Solid, so their other big exclusive doesn't mean much to me.  God of War 3 is something I'd love to get, but it faces the same problem Uncharted does.  An 8 hour game isn't worth forking over $500 when I've already invested so much on a competing console.  Sorry, but Sony is just boned this generation.  Maybe next time.
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Reply #38 on: January 10, 2009, 04:46:43 AM

LBP controls are a tad unresponsive, I agree... But it's fucking great and pisses me off severely, like a good platformer should.  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?


I could understand not liking the current lineup enough to buy a PS3. Personally, I think it's finally come into it's own, and I'm getting my money's worth. With Blu-Ray having it's way, that's another perk. I think 2009 may be a great year for more people though.
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Reply #39 on: January 10, 2009, 07:07:34 AM

With Blu-Ray having it's way, that's another perk.

Eh, I'm through with physical media.  You can get a 1TB hard drive for around $100 now off of Newegg.  This finally allows me to convert all the DVD's I've been ripping over the years into really high bitrate .avi files and just turn the computer hooked up to my TV as a complete media center.  I can run Windows Media Center on the damn thing where I've got all my movies cataloged, a Netflix instant watch plugin (one for Hulu is on the way), and my cable channels running straight through the computer.

BluRay is great I guess, but it still means storing the fucking thing and having to swap discs.  I've left that shit behind.
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Reply #40 on: January 10, 2009, 09:37:50 AM

This totally made me sad when I heard it. I did love the suite of podcasts (some more than others), but the post-Jeff Green/Shawn Elliott GFW Radio podcast just was not the same.

Jeff and Shawn MADE that show, as well as 1UP Yours when they were on it.

1UP Yours was still a good show, though, all things considered. Retronauts is continuing, at least.

So a bunch of the now former staff got together and seem to be starting up an indie podcast by the name of Rebel FM.

it's pretty easy to find, just go to iTunes and look for the #2 overall podcast on the site (yes, overall).

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=301774100

How the fuck do you fail to monetize that amount of draw?  Jesus christ Ziff-Davis.

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Reply #41 on: January 10, 2009, 04:21:02 PM

PS3's biggest problem is that it has a really good foundation to build upon and is still stuck in the "promises, promises" mode.  There are quite a few great games for the system, and there will be a great many more further down the road, but none of it is really enough yet to convince people looking for a videogame system that it is worth the price tag.

As a blu-ray player, however, that thing is money well spent.  If you can't tell the difference between DVD and blu-ray, that's great; cheaper purchases for you.  I can't go back now, though, I've opened that box and I've allowed the visual and aural gods to ejaculate all over my face.
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Reply #42 on: January 10, 2009, 05:34:49 PM

As a matter of personal preference, LBP is really the only PS3 exclusive currently available that I care much about. 

Have you played it yet?  I was actually thinking about getting a PS3 for LBP until I played it.  It's hard for me to fathom how they got this wrong, because they got so much right about the game, but the way the characters move; that mushy, underwater feeling killed any potential joy that the game might bring.  It's really a goddamned shame, because that should have been a system-mover.

I've only had a little bit of time to mess around with LBP.  The controls have been the one thing most people have complained about, and from what little time I've had with it I think I agree.  It's still something I'd probably have a lot of fun with, and I'd really like to support Media Molecule for largely succeeding with doing something new and different.  If nothing else, it's gotten MS to work on their own version.

And to a large extent I agree with what you say about being done with physical media.  I've got my PC hooked up to my HDTV as well.  It would be nice though if Netflix got a better movie selection for their streaming movies, but aside from that I don't have any complaints.  Of course as far as new movies go, I'm usually sick of watching them before they leave my theater, so it's mostly just older stuff, and the rare TV show that I'm interested in watching.
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Reply #43 on: January 10, 2009, 06:48:12 PM

The price to quality ratio of blue ray players keeps changing in a way that undercuts the PS3 value prop. 2 years ago if I wanted a blue ray player it made sense to buy a PS3, now it does not.

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PS3's biggest problem is that it has a really good foundation to build upon and is still stuck in the "promises, promises" mode.

I think the biggest problem is that the system is hard to program for and everyone knows that the next PlayStation will use another different architecture, whereas the XBox is easy to program for and will always use DirectX and VisualStudio. (Meaning the time you invest in tech doesn't entirely go to waste) If you are going to make a "next gen" game the 360 is more appealing even ignoring relative installed base, trhe difference in power doesn't make up for the difference in development.

It's like the Saturn and PS1, even some 2D games looked worse on the Saturn because they were developed with the PS1 in mind.

Making a game only for the PS3, or making it for the PS3 as the primary platform then porting to the 360 just doesn't make a ton of sense to most folks.

What Sony needs to do is demonstrate that the PS3 is significantly more powerful than the 360, enough to be considered something other than a peer platform. Killzone 2 is maybe a small step in that direction.

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Reply #44 on: January 10, 2009, 07:13:23 PM

What Sony needs to do is demonstrate that the PS3 is significantly more powerful than the 360, enough to be considered something other than a peer platform. Killzone 2 is maybe a small step in that direction.

Yeah, but we're already 3 years into this generation of consoles.  Now granted, I expect the life of this gen to be longer than the last one, but still...  If you haven't significantly changed the market by now you probably won't.  And more powerful, sure.  However, it's not more powerful by much, and tapping into that power is by all accounts a massive pain in the ass.

I think Sony really wanted to do 2 major things with the PS3; use it as a showcase for the Cell processor, and push BluRay.  They succeeded with the second one (Yay?  I guess you get one more quick dip into the wallet before everything goes broadband), but failed miserably with the first.  Worse, by going with a funky, nonstandard architecture they really made their platform take sloppy seconds to the 360's more conventional hardware.
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Reply #45 on: January 10, 2009, 07:40:31 PM

What Sony needs to do is demonstrate that the PS3 is significantly more powerful than the 360, enough to be considered something other than a peer platform. Killzone 2 is maybe a small step in that direction.

Killzone 2 is only a step in that direction if you're trying to prove that you can make a better looking game on the PS3 so long as you have 4-5 years and huge piles of money to spend on developing it.  Killzone 2, MGS4, Heavy Rain, GT5..., all great examples (or have the potential to be) of what can be done on the system.  For 99.9% of developers out there though, those kinds of games aren't financially viable unless Sony throws out some money (which they're in less and less of a position to do these days). 

If a Haze or a Lair can spell financial ruin for a developer, you'd better believe if something like Heavy Rain were to flop, the good folks at Quantic Dream will end up having their organs harvested and sold on Ebay by Sony to help recoup development costs.  Gran Turismo 5 would probably be a money pit if not for the fact that they got people to spend $40 on a demo of it (hell, they got the Japanese to buy the same demo twice).
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Reply #46 on: January 10, 2009, 10:07:51 PM

The price to quality ratio of blue ray players keeps changing in a way that undercuts the PS3 value prop. 2 years ago if I wanted a blue ray player it made sense to buy a PS3, now it does not.

It doesn't undercut it's value. It's still just a game console. If I were in the market for just a movie player, sure, I'd just get a player then. The point here though is that it's a blu-ray player that enables to you to play many of the same game titles that the 360 has (that all span from running just as well, only slightly worse, or slightly better than the 360 counterparts.. nothing dramatic), and has a nice selection of it's own exclusives. It's a worthy addition to whatever else a gamer has, and in some ways, an upgrade (I would say more like an upgrade in terms of conveniences and features, not so much in processing power).

As long as I keep seeing cool games in a store, I can't bring myself to give a fuck how theoretically difficult it is to program for. Even if it was, the games still exist. And at least it's not a majority of crappy shovelware bullshit. Fortunately, it's taken seriously.
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Reply #47 on: January 10, 2009, 10:17:03 PM

Gran Turismo 5 would probably be a money pit if not for the fact that they got people to spend $40 on a demo of it (hell, they got the Japanese to buy the same demo twice).
And they'll buy it a 3rd time. And most of us will buy it a second time.
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Reply #48 on: January 11, 2009, 01:51:55 AM

The price to quality ratio of blue ray players keeps changing in a way that undercuts the PS3 value prop. 2 years ago if I wanted a blue ray player it made sense to buy a PS3, now it does not.

It doesn't undercut it's value. It's still just a game console.

Sure it does.  When it launched it was a good blue ray player at a competitive price. Now it's a mediocre, overpriced blue ray player. Relative to other players it has definitely lost value.

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Reply #49 on: January 11, 2009, 02:02:47 AM

It never was just a blu-ray player. It's a blu-ray player with the added value of being able to play games. Or a game console with the added value of being able to play blu-ray movies. One of the two, but not whatever it is you're thinking. Comparing it to the price of a movie player doesn't make any sense. Huh Unless you're trying to say that the game playing capabilities carry no value, or are severely overpriced. In which case, it isn't that either. It is equal to the 360 Elite in pricing, does all of the usual console shit that it does, and plays blu-ray movies on top of that. Not to mention, saves you a little money on internet fees and a wireless card. You're not only measuring it against a completely different type of product, but if you did measure it correctly, you'd still be wrong.
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Reply #50 on: January 11, 2009, 04:01:42 AM

It never was just a blu-ray player. It's a blu-ray player with the added value of being able to play games. Or a game console with the added value of being able to play blu-ray movies. One of the two, but not whatever it is you're thinking. Comparing it to the price of a movie player doesn't make any sense. Huh Unless you're trying to say that the game playing capabilities carry no value, or are severely overpriced. In which case, it isn't that either. It is equal to the 360 Elite in pricing, does all of the usual console shit that it does, and plays blu-ray movies on top of that. Not to mention, saves you a little money on internet fees and a wireless card. You're not only measuring it against a completely different type of product, but if you did measure it correctly, you'd still be wrong.

Your point, that it's such a value since it plays BluRays, is invalid if the consumer doesn't give a fuck about BluRay.  This is most definitely the case with the lion's share of the market.  Particularly in this shitty economy, when you can either buy a $12 DVD or a $30 BluRay, guess who loses that battle?

And you're pricing it against the Elite?  A version of the Xbox that no one in their right mind should get?  How about that holiday bundle they're pimping right now with a 60 GB hard drive and two games for $300?  Shit, if you really want to go crazy you can look at the Arcade version which is undercutting the Wii.
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Reply #51 on: January 11, 2009, 04:58:04 AM

Fair enough point if you think the Elite is overpriced. I see people buying them though, even here.

If you don't care about Blu-Ray either, that's totally fair. I'm definitely not interested in convincing you of the differences between Blu-Ray and DVD's. If you already believe they're similar enough, then there's no point in talking about it.

Let me go back to LBP though -- it's still a great game. It's on some people's GOTY lists for good reason. The sticky in-air movements and jumps are frustrating and a bit foreign at first, but they aren't some overlooked flaw or anything like that. It's just another element in a game centered around physics. You'll get used to it once you stop expecting to move around like megaman. They're definitely not the things that will hold you back in the end.. Once you get used to it, you'll still be getting your ass kicked by puzzles and good level design.
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Reply #52 on: January 11, 2009, 02:13:09 PM

Fair enough point if you think the Elite is overpriced. I see people buying them though, even here.

I don't feel too bad about mine, since I got it for $300 (thanks, Dell!).

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Reply #53 on: January 12, 2009, 08:58:33 AM

Blu-Ray.
Not prone to breaking.
Better controller.
Better exclusives.
Hard drive standard.
Free online service.
We're still talking about the pc, amirite?
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Reply #54 on: January 12, 2009, 10:03:29 AM

How the fuck do you fail to monetize that amount of draw?  Jesus christ Ziff-Davis.

Mailing shit is expensive and continues to get worse every 18 months or so. So you have to put in more ads to cover that cost, which means it's bigger and more expensive to mail.. Which means you raise the price of ads or the mag.  Eventually you hit a breaking point on the ads to content ratio and lose subscribers.

If all I had to pay was a few bucks to pick up game reviews, and I could trust what was being said to me I'd have read more magazines.  At $7 an issue, fuck that. I have the intertubes and more geeks that will give an honest review than revenue-seeking monkeys afraid to piss off this months sponsor.  (Not to mention even being willing to read a print magazine makes you an anomaly or "very old" these days.)

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Reply #55 on: January 12, 2009, 12:13:41 PM

The LBP controls made me drink a whole bottle of rageahol at first, but I got used to them.  I fired up a platforming game and expected my avatar to control like all my others from Super Mario Bros. to Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin.  OK, it's not actually the controls.  It's the physics involved, which I dub SackPhysics.  A quick summary of SackPhysics would be to compare SackBoy to Luigi in SMB2.  I did get used to them and I managed to get into the Emitter Palace before I quit and drank some more rageahol.

In a completely different vein: if you like building shit, get LBP.  I had to abandon my initial tank-tread design due to some tool limitations (unsure how to create a gear with equidistant teeth) but am working on a possibly simpler design involving rubber wheels and the same track, except inverted so that the teeth are on the outside.  The part of this whole adventure that really gave me a nerdgasm was when I realized I needed to build a frame and various tools in order to build my bulldozer.  Specifically, I made a large frame to hold the gear-wheels suspended while I put the pre-build treads on them.  To secure the treads, I used a simple winch while most of it was suspended from ropes.  The idea failed due to a lack of material strength, unfortunately, since SackMetal isn't as strong as real metal.  Depending on the outcome of the rubber-wheel design, I might go back and convert it to wood.

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Reply #56 on: January 13, 2009, 07:32:29 AM

(Not to mention even being willing to read a print magazine makes you an anomaly or "very old" these days.)
Remind me to tell hundreds of people that every day while they read magazines here.

The print is dead crowd, they so funny.
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Reply #57 on: January 14, 2009, 06:59:52 AM

I can get away with reading a magazine in places where I cannot get away with playing my DS.  One of these places is my home.

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Reply #58 on: January 14, 2009, 08:33:45 AM

Remind me to tell hundreds of people that every day while they read magazines here.

The print is dead crowd, they so funny.

Dude, you work in a library.  That's pretty much like working in a crypt.

I'm a staunch supporter of the "physical media is dead" crowd.   Grin

ETA:  Who the fuck goes to the library to read magazines anyway?  Is it the ambiance?  That heady bouquet of homeless person and deathly silence?  What is it?
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Reply #59 on: January 14, 2009, 08:56:49 AM

(Not to mention even being willing to read a print magazine makes you an anomaly or "very old" these days.)
Remind me to tell hundreds of people that every day while they read magazines here.

The print is dead crowd, they so funny.


I don't think print is dead, but the people reading a magazine in the library aren't exactly adding to that magazine's bottom line.  I have canceled subscriptions to  magazines or not subscribed at all because I can read them at the library. 
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