The greatest internet app ever created.

[Big Gulp]

If you're anything like me you get irked by lazy motherfuckers asking you a question that they could have gotten an answer to themselves with 3 seconds in front of a keyboard.  We live in an age when anyone with an internet connection has access to more information than any of our ancestors ever did, and these slothful fucks still want someone else to spoonfeed them info.  It is for us that this app was created:

Enjoy.

[Samwise]

Am I doing it right?

[Arnold]

My boss asked me some stupid question about a certain kind of dog WHEN HE HAD A FREAKING IPHONE IN HIS HAND!

[Righ]

I just make stuff up. If they don't check themselves, they'll probably never know.

[Sky]

Am I doing it right?

[Signe]

I also just make stuff up but I really believe the stuff I make up.  So that makes it ok.