Why must you do this? I will never buy an N-Gage, and yet you seem to have no difficulty in giving me a reason to wish I had more reason to buy one. It sounds good though, the kind of thing you find yourself killing a few moments with from time to time (like gunbound), and occasionally playing quite a bit for a period of time as you catch the bug again (like gunbound). Oh well, maybe they'll release a PC-Port after a while, or someone will copy-cat a version to the PC.
Nice review too.
EDIT: You also made me finally break down and download ProgressQuest. So THAT is what you have all been going on about all this time.
I first imagined Haemish as a half-giant barbarian in a bus queue playing with a Game N Watch. I then imagined Haemish as a gonzoid journo in the back of a great white shark playing with a Game N Watch. As an exercise in entertainment then, this review was a success. I don't think the game launch is going to draw many away from WoW.
The camera adds a thousand barrels. - Steven Colbert
Alright, I was pretty much sold on it anyway, but it's good to know the only person I trust as a reviewer on thew0rld's list likes the game enough to rank in at number three. Great write up, Haemish.