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on: December 08, 2008, 07:29:34 AM

Well not really. But still.

Important part

She still loves acting, naturally -- she would even, steady chaps, go nude. "Yes," she says. "For Bernardo Bertolucci. It . . . depends. I'm not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job."


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Reply #1 on: December 08, 2008, 07:53:17 AM

 this guy looks legit

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Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 08:04:11 AM

Bertolucci is like the name drop of the decade for who people would go nude for. Which is interesting. Because he's not that great. I just assume all actresses are dumb as a sack of bricks though.
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Reply #3 on: December 08, 2008, 08:05:59 AM

Astute observation, sir.

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Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 08:16:50 AM


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Reply #5 on: December 08, 2008, 08:17:41 AM

I dunno if all actresses are;  but she is.

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Reply #6 on: December 08, 2008, 08:19:46 AM

I see Ookii is bored at work if he's griefing a Hermione thread.
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Reply #7 on: December 08, 2008, 08:28:51 AM

I like to add illustrations to threads so we can keep in mind the subject we're talking about.

Look she grew up!


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Reply #8 on: December 08, 2008, 08:30:30 AM

Damn tease of a thread title!

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Reply #9 on: December 08, 2008, 08:31:45 AM

Obviously anorexic.

Thread needs more lunajack.

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Reply #10 on: December 08, 2008, 08:32:22 AM

What is a "lunajack"?

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Reply #11 on: December 08, 2008, 08:35:49 AM

Man, fuck Luna Lovegood, it's all about Clémence Poésy as Fleur.

On that note: NSFW
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Reply #12 on: December 08, 2008, 09:00:54 AM

Yeah, I went through some anguish about the Silky Beauxbatons until I found out that they were all 24.  Then it was all ok.

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Reply #13 on: December 08, 2008, 09:07:19 AM

Is this thread being conducted in the English language?

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Reply #14 on: December 08, 2008, 09:09:02 AM

Man, fuck Luna Lovegood, it's all about Clémence Poésy as Fleur.

On that note: NSFW

She's over 18? Fuck, I feel like a dirty old this guy looks legit just watching that video.

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Reply #15 on: December 08, 2008, 09:56:04 AM

I was genuinely surprised Schild's link did what it said on the tin. I was expecting Rick Astley or some new hip and cool grief link.

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Reply #16 on: December 08, 2008, 10:11:52 AM

Please change the title.


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Reply #17 on: December 08, 2008, 10:50:13 AM

Pedobear has nothing to do with this. Everyone's legal.
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Reply #18 on: December 08, 2008, 10:52:42 AM

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Reply #19 on: December 08, 2008, 11:08:02 AM

it's all about Clémence Poésy.

Her nose is ugly.

On that note, Vanessa Hudgens. (NSFW) Kinda old.

Ookii: Encyclopedia Dramatica is an insta NSFW.

This thread is titled "Hermione does Playboy!" and you're NSFW'ing about a link, Ooki? Srsly?
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Reply #20 on: December 08, 2008, 12:07:44 PM

it's all about Clémence Poésy.

Her nose is ugly.

On that note, Vanessa Hudgens. (NSFW) Kinda old.

Ookii: Encyclopedia Dramatica is an insta NSFW.
You can't call Clemence ugly in any fucking way and then link to Vanessa Fucking Hudgens.
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Reply #21 on: December 08, 2008, 12:20:04 PM

Hence the "on that note" part. Were it not for you nose fetish, you'd have picked on that, I'm certain.

Seriously, her nose is fucking hideous.

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Reply #22 on: December 08, 2008, 12:28:51 PM

Is this the point where the thread descends into a fight over which underage girl is hottest, followed shortly by knocks on the door from various local law enforcement agencies?

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Reply #23 on: December 08, 2008, 12:33:05 PM

Is this the point where the thread descends into a fight over which underage girl is hottest, followed shortly by knocks on the door from various local law enforcement agencies?

If any of them were underage, maybe.
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Reply #24 on: December 08, 2008, 12:57:01 PM

This thread is titled "Hermione does Playboy!" and you're NSFW'ing about a link, Ooki? Srsly?

It's not called "Hermione does Playboy - NSFW".  If you link to boobs NSFW-it unless it's in the thread title.

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Reply #25 on: December 08, 2008, 01:04:06 PM

Ah, the old "I read Playboy for the articles" defense.

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Reply #26 on: December 08, 2008, 03:32:36 PM

Ah, the old "I read Playboy for the articles" defense.

That one made me lol irl, nicely played.

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Reply #27 on: December 08, 2008, 03:39:51 PM

it's all about Clémence Poésy as Fleur.

I prefer Clémence Poésy in In Bruges.
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Reply #28 on: December 08, 2008, 03:47:27 PM

I like to add illustrations to threads so we can keep in mind the subject we're talking about.

Look she grew up!

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That's "grown-up"? Looks pretty this guy looks legit to me. And if not, well... where's that "Curves" motivator someone posted a few months back?
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Reply #29 on: December 08, 2008, 03:58:46 PM

Man, fuck Luna Lovegood, it's all about Clémence Poésy as Fleur.

On that note: NSFW

That was a good link up until the point where I noticed she has no ass.  After that it was all I could look at.
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Reply #30 on: December 08, 2008, 04:06:08 PM

I just couldn't get over how tacky the decorations in that room were.

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Reply #31 on: December 08, 2008, 04:17:41 PM

Man, fuck Luna Lovegood, it's all about Clémence Poésy as Fleur.

On that note: NSFW
Actor must be gay, because I don't see how his pants wouldn't have exploded each take of the scene.

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Reply #32 on: December 08, 2008, 04:57:35 PM

Bah, at this point Playboy is irrelevant. There's a doozen pictures of her snatch through stripped, see-through panties that got taken on the night of her 18th bithday. How did you all miss that?

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Reply #33 on: December 08, 2008, 06:02:16 PM

I have no idea what you are talking about.

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Reply #34 on: December 08, 2008, 06:31:27 PM

Bah, at this point Playboy is irrelevant. There's a doozen pictures of her snatch through stripped, see-through panties that got taken on the night of her 18th bithday. How did you all miss that?
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