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AlteredOne
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on: November 18, 2004, 12:28:17 PM



Just thought I would share, and it's not especially political.  I don't remember her looking this nice!
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Reply #1 on: November 18, 2004, 12:31:31 PM

Can...open


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Reply #2 on: November 18, 2004, 12:32:13 PM

It's called:  makeup... The super magical happy fun stuff that can turn



into





edit: Fuck you.  You made me celebrate my 300th post in a Chelsea Clinton thread.
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Reply #3 on: November 18, 2004, 12:35:09 PM

She seems to have outgrown her awkward stage nicely.  The real question is-

WTF is she doing with the Bushes?

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Reply #4 on: November 18, 2004, 12:36:26 PM

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WTF is she doing with the Bushes?


She's become a Republican.

No, seriously both Bush Sr. and Jr. were at the opening of the Clinton Library today.
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Reply #5 on: November 18, 2004, 12:37:32 PM

The Chelsea-W love child will lead a unity ticket in 36 years, and a thousand-year reign of happiness will follow.  You heard it here first.

This post makes me want to squeeze into my badass red jeans.
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Reply #6 on: November 18, 2004, 12:38:36 PM

Enjoy.

Maybe NSFW depending on your work.
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Reply #7 on: November 18, 2004, 12:44:57 PM

I wouldn't mind dating a former President's daughter.

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Reply #8 on: November 18, 2004, 12:59:30 PM

She is a pig in dog's clothing. Jesus. Her mouth is so grotesquely large she could teabag the Jolly Green Giant.

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Reply #9 on: November 18, 2004, 01:04:13 PM


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Reply #10 on: November 18, 2004, 01:04:27 PM

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She is a pig in dog's clothing. Jesus. Her mouth is so grotesquely large she could teabag the Jolly Green Giant.


For some people that would be a selling point :)

Edit:  LOL Bruce came up with a funny.
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Reply #11 on: November 18, 2004, 02:38:32 PM

Carter and Bush had a wife swap?
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Reply #12 on: November 18, 2004, 02:42:01 PM

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Carter and Bush had a wife swap?


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Reply #13 on: November 18, 2004, 03:05:12 PM

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She is a pig in dog's clothing. Jesus. Her mouth is so grotesquely large she could teabag the Jolly Green Giant.


Not quite how I'd put it, but I agree.

She's not much to look at, and never has been.

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Reply #14 on: November 18, 2004, 03:45:55 PM

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Not quite how I'd put it, but I agree.

She's not much to look at, and never has been.


She's not a babe, but I wouldnt say she's bad looking either. Bush Jr has better looking daughters, but Chelsea is ok. She seems to carry herself well and does her hair nicely. She is showing more style.

I'd say she is better looking now than she used to be.
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Reply #15 on: November 18, 2004, 04:22:33 PM

I'd say the Bush twins are better looking but Chelsea has more class hands down.

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Reply #16 on: November 18, 2004, 04:29:40 PM

Quote from: Riggswolfe
I'd say the Bush twins are better looking but Chelsea has more class hands down.

Yes, she's very cosmopolitan.

Quote from: The Sun
DRUNKEN Chelsea Clinton staggers out of a nightspot - and collapses. Chelsea, 22-year-old daughter of ex-US president Bill Clinton, had to be CARRIED by her American boyfriend Ian Klass, 22. She then slumped in the back of a car. The pair, both students at Oxford University, had been boozing with pals at the Embassy Club in London's Mayfair. An onlooker said: "Chelsea couldn't stand or even speak. She was wasted."
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Reply #17 on: November 18, 2004, 04:36:50 PM

I dunno... getting wasted at a pub in another country is a bit more classy than getting wasted at a bar in your hometown, I'd say.
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Reply #18 on: November 18, 2004, 04:42:00 PM

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I dunno... getting wasted at a pub in another country is a bit more classy than getting wasted at a bar in your hometown, I'd say.


sneaking into the bar while underage even.

Ok, didn't know about that pub falling down thing. Has she made a habit of it though or was it a one time thing? I mean we've all hit tweny-one and fallen through screen doors then walked down the street singing songs from the Lost Boys soundtrack at the top of our voices haven't we?

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Reply #19 on: November 18, 2004, 04:42:57 PM

I don't think class enters into things once this happens.



The Bush Twins would NEVER be seen with Courtney Love. Right?
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Reply #20 on: November 18, 2004, 04:52:40 PM

Quote from: Shockeye

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You actually quoted The Sun? That's a garbage source for information.

And those pics. On no a young boy and girl are trying to get away from Papparazzi, how dare they try to get away!!

And oh no!!! They are kissing. Please make them stop now!! That never happens to any young couples anywhere.
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Reply #21 on: November 18, 2004, 05:03:30 PM

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Ok, didn't know about that pub falling down thing. Has she made a habit of it though or was it a one time thing? I mean we've all hit tweny-one and fallen through screen doors then walked down the street singing songs from the Lost Boys soundtrack at the top of our voices haven't we?


I mostly had that out of my system by the time I was 19 or so.  Mostly.  The fact that Chelsea waited until she was in her 20s to even get started shows admirable restraint.  ;)
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Reply #22 on: November 18, 2004, 05:21:29 PM

Quote from: Shockeye
Quote from: The Sun
DRUNKEN Chelsea Clinton staggers out of a nightspot - and collapses. Chelsea, 22-year-old daughter of ex-US president Bill Clinton, had to be CARRIED by her American boyfriend Ian Klass, 22. She then slumped in the back of a car. The pair, both students at Oxford University, had been boozing with pals at the Embassy Club in London's Mayfair. An onlooker said: "Chelsea couldn't stand or even speak. She was wasted."


But really, who can say that's never happened to them?

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Reply #23 on: November 18, 2004, 05:24:36 PM

Unless you are an unltra right wing tight wad, raised by those same tight wads, you cant tell me you have never had a long night at a bar/pub/club or even in your home that you may have lived to regret the next day. Hon
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Reply #24 on: November 18, 2004, 06:45:35 PM

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Unless you are an unltra right wing tight wad, raised by those same tight wads, you cant tell me you have never had a long night at a bar/pub/club or even in your home that you may have lived to regret the next day. Hon


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Reply #25 on: November 18, 2004, 11:51:20 PM

Maybe you overlooked the fact that he prefaced the sentence with "unless you're an ultra right wing tightwad."
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Reply #26 on: November 19, 2004, 01:48:57 AM

What the fuck is wrong with you people ?

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Reply #27 on: November 19, 2004, 04:13:45 AM

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I don't remember her looking this nice!


You don't remember her having work done.

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Reply #28 on: November 19, 2004, 04:38:39 AM

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Maybe you overlooked the fact that he prefaced the sentence with "unless you're an ultra right wing tightwad."


See, my point was you can avoid having nights like that and NOT be an ultra right-wing tightwad.  Please go on with the generalizations though.  They're amusing as always.

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Reply #29 on: November 19, 2004, 05:41:17 AM

I've certainly done things I regret, but not under the influence of alcohol, and while I might be right-wing in some respects, I'm certainly not a tightwad.

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Reply #30 on: November 19, 2004, 05:52:00 AM

In the interests of bipartisianship:



Lets not politicize teh hotness, OK?

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Reply #31 on: November 19, 2004, 05:54:11 AM

Just to make this thread creepier:

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Reply #32 on: November 19, 2004, 05:56:42 AM

Looking at that picture, I have a sudden vision of an alternate reality, in which "W" became a male nurse, and Laura remained a school teacher.
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Reply #33 on: November 19, 2004, 05:58:22 AM

Reminds me of the Onion Headline :

JENNA BUSH'S FEDERALLY PROTECTED WETLANDS NOW OPEN FOR PUBLIC DRILLING.

Made me laugh at the time.

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Reply #34 on: November 19, 2004, 09:04:02 AM

Sorry, but fugly is fugly and no amount of make-up can correct the horror that is Chelsea Clinton.
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