People Magazine Names Jude Law Sexiest Man Alive

[Ardent]

They passed me over AGAIN.

Fuckers.

[SirBruce]

I've been attracted to Jude Law since GATTACA.

Although, I'd rather bang Uma Thurman.

Bruce

[DarkDryad]

Bruce you are a sick sick puppy.

[AlteredOne]

I've been attracted to Jude Law since GATTACA.

Although, I'd rather bang Uma Thurman.

Bruce

Of course, Bruce would prefer either of them to be wearing a stuffed bear costume.

And Jude Law was a wheelchair-bound cripple in Gattaca, you twisted neocon plushfiend!

[Paelos]

Jude Law is coming seriously close to being overexposed (not in the naked way, you sick bastards) because of all the movie roles he has taken that are debuting at once. Hell, "Alfie" was not the box office hit it was supposed to be, NOTE: Stop making remakes you movie executive whores, and I'm betting "Closer" won't be great despite its star power. Thanks, but we've seen this stuff before, and unlike porn the same thing gets old.

Perhaps Geldon will come in to fully sink this thread by saying he'd put Jude second behind his man love for Johnny Depp.

[AlteredOne]

I had assumed "Alfie" was a movie remake of the TV show "Alf."  Which sounded pretty good, actually.

[stray]

Perhaps Geldon will come in to fully sink this thread by saying he'd put Jude second behind his man love for Johnny Depp.

Geldon? You mean Hyu, right?

[Paelos]

Ah yes, I get my retards mixed up, my apologies.

[Ardent]

People, please.

This thread is not about furries in wheelchairs or 80s sitcoms about furry aliens.

It's all about me.

Me.

Me, and my pain for never getting recognized for my sexiness, or my man-ness, or my alive-ness.

[stray]

Me, and my pain for never getting recognized for my sexiness, or my man-ness, or my alive-ness.

Sounds like a line from Fight Club.

[Paelos]

YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE

[Dark Vengeance]

Me, and my pain for never getting recognized for my sexiness, or my man-ness, or my alive-ness.

Are you often recognized for things you don't have? If so, I'd like to commend you on the basis of "smart-ness".

Bring the noise.
Cheers............

[stray]

I'll second that. "Funny-ness" could work too. Two things I wish I had more of, and that lasted the rest of my life. In the end, we'll all shrivel up like raisens and look the same anyways. And believe it or not, the "beautiful" and "sexy" people get treated like shit and disrespected on a daily basis.

[Samwise]

I hereby state publicly that I recognize Ardent's aliveness.

[Ardent]

Thank you, Samwise.

And believe it or not, the "beautiful" and "sexy" people get treated like shit and disrespected on a daily basis.

If that is true, then poor Bruce is the most beautiful and sexy person around here.

[stray]

I don't want to come off as narcissistic, so I apologize if I do. It's not my intent. It's not anything I care to talk about, just something I've tried to understand over time. I wouldn't even be on the internet if it wasn't true. I have only a handful of friends that are worth a damn or that can see that I'm just as sincere as anyone else. I happily take solitude over all the bullshit.

Even with the opposite sex: Yeah, it's nice to hear good things, but most of the time, I find that the same woman who'd give me a compliment, will also mistrust me. I've been in a number of situations where guys, sometimes even "friends", have played that angle into these chick's heads, spread lies, and cockblock me out of, what I thought, were good relationships. At least if I was "average" (not by my standards, just society's or whatever...), it'd be harder for these chicks to believe I'm only there to get laid. If I date a hot chick, then more often than not, I find that they're not so insecure as the others, but genuinely narcissistic. Exactly what I'm accused of. Not good company. I've only known one (at least single) woman who was both. Good company and secure with herself.

There's more to it than that. You can probably gather how stupid other guys can get about this sort of thing: It's the same thing with a group of chicks, more than they care to admit. When people are insecure, they go out of their way to make another look bad. It's a competitive thing, I guess, all based in an insecurity that shouldn't even be there. Maybe I just happen to choose uncommonly sad people to be my friends, I dunno.

Anyways, there's more to it than that, but I'll stop. This probably just makes me look like an ass, but fuck it.

[Paelos]

Post a pic, hot stuff. Shake what your mama gave ya.






...or a dancing monkey, I'd be entertained either way.

[Dark Vengeance]

At least if I was "average" (not by my standards, just society's or whatever...), it'd be harder for these chicks to believe I'm only there to get laid.

If you really believe that as a pretty boy, you have a harder time with women, get yourself an Exacto Knife and some PCP. That should clear the problem right up.

However, bear in mind that it has very little to do with looks. Women think that *all* men are just out to get laid. And honestly, they are usually right.

Bring the noise.
Cheers...............

[stray]

Like I said, there's more bullshit to it than that. I just wanted to focus on everyday situations, relationships etc..Something everyone can relate to. Everyone has something they wish they could change about themselves.

get yourself an Exacto Knife and some PCP. That should clear the problem right up.

Well, my Dad went bald by the time he was 20. I'm 27 now, but maybe that'll work out for me.

[Shockeye]

Well, my Dad went bald by the time he was 20. I'm 27 now, but maybe that'll work out for me.

Balding has nothing to do with your father. Balding comes from the mother's side. If your mother has any brothers that are losing or lost their hair, then you're in deep doo-doo.

[AlteredOne]

In the end, we'll all shrivel up like raisens and look the same anyways.

 

Word of advice for a happy marriage, keep some favorite pictures of your spouse from their youthful years, and picture them that way when you're both old and decrepit.  Fortunately my wife and I haven't degraded too far quite yet :P

[shiznitz]

Women think that *all* men are just out to get laid.

If you are married, you just want oral.

[Ardent]

If you are married, you just want oral.

If you are married, you'll take whatever you can get as long as it's more than three times a year.

[Shockeye]

If you are married, you'll take whatever you can get as long as it's more than three times a year.

Some of us married ones are luckier than others. Some of us get it when the seasons change.

[SirBruce]

If you are married, you just want oral.

If you are married, you'll take whatever you can get as long as it's more than three times a year.

How often is that in dog years?

Bruce

[El Gallo]

What?  I got married so I'd never have to have sex again.  I wish she'd find a poolboy, I am too old for that foolishness.

[Ardent]

Careful what you wish for, El Gallo. My ex wife was fucking another guy. It's really not as much fun as you might think.

[stray]

Damn man, sorry to hear that :(

[Ardent]

Thanks stray, but actually she did me a favor. She made me realize that it wasn't the best thing for me to be married to a bitch. Now I'm not, and I'm happier. See? Happy ending.

[Dark Vengeance]

See? Happy ending.

Reminds me of my last massage.

Bring the noise.
Cheers............

[Gondonaron]

You mean when you get married you are still supposed to have sex?! I think that some women treat marriage as a trap and give us men all the sex we want until we get married and then BAM cut you off and use it as a tool to get what they want.

[Romp]

I think that some women treat marriage as a trap and give us men all the sex we want until we get married and then BAM cut you off and use it as a tool to get what they want.

Ya think?

[Masuri]

Jude Law is hot - this is simply a fact.  However, my enjoyment of said hot-ness is rather diminished by the way he screwed over the mother of his children, Sadie Frost.  Yes, yes, I am sure someone will bring up that his character doesn't have to factor into my enjoyment of his pretty face.  However, it does not negate the handsome is as handsome does clause.  Nothing does.  Ever.

[Paelos]

Um, didn't Sadie Frost go batshit insane after having her kids and go into treatment three times for depression? Yeah, that couldn't have had anything to do with Jude Law "screwing her over".

[Masuri]

Um, didn't Sadie Frost go batshit insane after having her kids and go into treatment three times for depression?

Er, yes, so a severe bout of postnatal depression after a woman has your third child is, in your opinion, a great reason to go flitting around the globe with other women?  Fabulous.  I'm glad I'm not your wife.  But thanks for the enlightened view.

Mind you, it's impossible to guess the inner workings of their relationship.  He did fly back to actually assist in taking care of the children he sired after it became clear she couldn't do it.  And she was the one who sought the divorce.  However, the idea of being left high and dry with 3 kids while your husband goes off without a care in the world to bang whatever hot little slut/actress is "in" at the moment doesn't make me feel so hot about the guy in question no matter how cute he is.  On the other hand, she'll end up rich out of the settlement, so she's not as screwed as non-famous mothers of three who get ditched for the younger woman.