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on: November 14, 2008, 08:37:58 AM

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1. No Britney Spears allowed  awesome, for real




edited for Signe-bility  awesome, for real
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Reply #1 on: November 14, 2008, 08:55:46 AM

It has nothing to do with Shockeye, either.  Since it's a lie, I might have to break your rulez.

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Reply #2 on: November 14, 2008, 09:32:02 AM

I would rather you broke his picture links so I don't have nightmares.

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Reply #3 on: November 14, 2008, 09:45:49 AM

WTF is that?

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Reply #4 on: November 14, 2008, 10:03:40 AM

WTF is that?

I don't know.  I think it's a piece of thinly sliced bread with lemon curd on it.

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Reply #5 on: November 14, 2008, 10:04:58 AM

It has nothing to do with Shockeye, either.  Since it's a lie, I might have to break your rulez.
Just read it as Shockeye's.  awesome, for real
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Reply #6 on: November 14, 2008, 10:05:50 AM

Can you score out the bit in the title, too?  It would help.  Even asterisks, maybe.

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Reply #7 on: November 14, 2008, 10:21:05 AM

I just assumed that was Amy Winehouse.

Over and out.
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Reply #8 on: November 14, 2008, 10:57:00 AM

My god, she looks like Tim Curry in "Rocky Horror Picture Show"

Not at all a good look for her, I suggest more crack....
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Reply #9 on: November 14, 2008, 11:56:11 AM

Tim Curry was MUCH cuter.  Still is, in spite of the 40 year age difference or whatever it is.

I like the new thread title, by the way!  It looks  awesome, for real.

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Reply #10 on: November 14, 2008, 12:26:28 PM

Worst thread title ever.  Bbcode fire.  Die in one.

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Reply #11 on: November 14, 2008, 12:37:05 PM

It's what makes it special for me!

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Reply #12 on: November 14, 2008, 01:52:52 PM

Worst thread title ever.  Bbcode fire.  Die in one.
Signe's fault. She's "special"!  awesome, for real
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Reply #13 on: November 14, 2008, 02:07:57 PM

Given enough time, everyone's an eventual trainwreck.  Ohhhhh, I see.


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Reply #14 on: November 14, 2008, 02:32:36 PM

A friend and I were looking at pictures from that set today, and came to the conclusion that it might be her man.  The dubiety was over whether he was out of the nick, yet.

Those are positively attractive compared to the ones in your super soaraway Sun.

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Reply #15 on: November 14, 2008, 03:51:34 PM

Quote from: Amy Crackhouse quoted in The Sun
I get to see Blake on Monday.  Things weren't going to well. We didn't get [to] have sex for a whole year.

No, you've not had sex in a year.  I'm sure that he's been getting plenty of prison-love, which will have prepared him amply for his return.
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Reply #16 on: November 14, 2008, 04:29:00 PM

I don 't know who the old woman is, even in her young picture.  She looks familiar, but that's about it.

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Reply #17 on: November 14, 2008, 04:44:13 PM

They should stick Winehouse on one of those PSAs really.

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Reply #18 on: November 14, 2008, 07:11:02 PM

I don 't know who the old woman is, even in her young picture.  She looks familiar, but that's about it.

Ursula Andress.


I don't what the fuck this thread's about. Thread title doesn't help. I thought it was about trainwrecks in general.. but everyone keeps focusing on Amy Winehouse.
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Reply #19 on: November 14, 2008, 09:06:25 PM

Can you label the thread title as Not Safe for Anyone?  I'd thank you in advance, but it's already way too late.

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Reply #20 on: November 14, 2008, 11:25:48 PM




[edit] Wait, this is even better.

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Reply #21 on: November 15, 2008, 07:07:48 AM

That looks like the Official MySpace for Gary Busey's Wax Figure.  He's got more pancake than IHOP.

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Reply #22 on: November 15, 2008, 07:56:23 AM

Busey's "interview" in the Hunter Thompson doc Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride is classic.  If you've got Netflix, you can watch it instantly.  Its in the first ten minutes or so, but the entire documentary is worth watching.
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Reply #23 on: November 17, 2008, 06:59:21 AM

You want a good interview, check out Matt Pinfield interviewing Ted Nugent. It's hilarious, Matt asks like two questions in a half hour, Nuge just gets ripping and doesn't stop.
I don't what the fuck this thread's about. Thread title doesn't help. I thought it was about trainwrecks in general.. but everyone keeps focusing on Amy Winehouse.
Yeah, I keep getting kicked out of the Britney thread when I post Amy.  why so serious?

Ursula just got old, she's hardly a trainwreck. Go back and look at the pictures that started the thread again.
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Reply #24 on: November 17, 2008, 12:00:12 PM

That looks like the Official MySpace for Gary Busey's Wax Figure.

Hehe.. Each time time I read this, I keep laughing uncontrollably. Don't know why. You're a funny mofo maybe?  Oh ho ho ho. Reallllly?
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Reply #25 on: November 17, 2008, 12:04:27 PM

That looks like the Official MySpace for Gary Busey's Wax Figure.  He's got more pancake than IHOP.

lolirl

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Reply #26 on: November 17, 2008, 01:14:04 PM


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Reply #27 on: November 17, 2008, 01:18:51 PM

As a blond!


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Reply #28 on: November 25, 2008, 03:59:56 PM

OH HAI


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Reply #29 on: November 25, 2008, 04:52:30 PM

Jesus, I have to remember to stop clicking on this thread when I'm eating.
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Reply #30 on: November 26, 2008, 03:12:28 PM

It's great for dieting.

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Reply #31 on: November 26, 2008, 04:42:25 PM

Doesn't work.  Eat

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Reply #32 on: December 21, 2008, 08:29:20 PM

So who the fuck is that skank Amy Winehouse and why should I (or anyone) care?

Ah, shitty UK pop singer. Well, that answers the first part of the question, anyway...

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Reply #33 on: December 22, 2008, 06:14:55 AM

So who the fuck is that skank Amy Winehouse and why should I (or anyone) care?

Ah, shitty UK pop singer. Well, that answers the first part of the question, anyway...

I don't like her stuff in the least, but neither "shitty" nor "pop" are appropriate.  She's been on the Mercury Award shortlist twice in four years, has won a few Ivor Novello awards etc. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Winehouse#Awards_and_nominations

I still can't stand the stuff, though.

Edit:  To a US audience those five grammy awards - winning all but one of the big awards - probably count for more.
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Reply #34 on: December 22, 2008, 08:12:48 AM

Edit:  To a US audience those five grammy awards - winning all but one of the big awards - probably count for more.
Not to me.  One album released stateside that everyone goes nuts over?  Milli Vanilli had the same fawning over.  I want track records and creativity before I consider it just another flash in the pan of mainstream trainwreck garbage.
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