Oh jesus christ, here it comes again.

[ahoythematey]

http://www.giantbomb.com/news/derek-smart-takes-on-all-aspects-of-warfare/485/

[schild]

Why are you under the impression he deserves any attention?

[NiX]

He's gracing us with "elite" tomfoolery, Schild. Have some fucking respect!

[Samwise]

God dammit his name is in that link.  You know what that means.

[schild]

I would love for that malfunctioning knobgoblin to show up.

[apocrypha]

That piece refers to him as Dr Serek Dmart. Is he still calling himself that or have they just forgotten that his PhD wasn't real?

[justdave]

When the Candyman rips us all apart, I hold you responsible.

[raydeen]

I'll take the blame for this one. I believe I was the most recent retard to actually type his name out loud in a drunken attempt at humor in the Warhammer threads.

[Soln]

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[fuser]

Spawn in and pull the pin on a grenade. Wouldn't you still win technically (minus the ~8hrs of gameplay)?

[Special J]

I'll take the blame for this one. I believe I was the most recent retard to actually type his name out loud in a drunken attempt at humor in the Warhammer threads.

Is typing his name equivalent to saying Beetlejuice three times?

[HaemishM]

The story line doesn't even make sense in the context of the game. But then... look at the source.

[NiX]

Is typing his name equivalent to saying Beetlejuice three times?

That's what the rumor is.

[Ingmar]

Set on a remote four hundred square mile stretch of a near desolate planet, the game features fast and furious action in first or third person perspective, vehicular and aerial combat with a vast array of player controlled air, ground and naval assets. With six playable classes, over twenty first person weapons of mass destruction, thirty player controlled units and breathtaking vistas, this open world game is best in class.

They have flying shit and can't get out of a 20 mile by 20 mile area before a bomb goes off? 

[Strazos]

If it's nearly desolate, who are they even fighting?

What a pile of crap.

[Brolan]

Set on a remote four hundred square mile stretch of a near desolate planet, the game features fast and furious action in first or third person perspective, vehicular and aerial combat with a vast array of player controlled air, ground and naval assets. With six playable classes, over twenty first person weapons of mass destruction, thirty player controlled units and breathtaking vistas, this open world game is best in class.

They have flying shit and can't get out of a 20 mile by 20 mile area before a bomb goes off? 

Wow, a totally amazing game; far beyond anything that came before.  Why does this seem so strangely familiar?

[Triforcer]

That whole two-paragraph description gives off a weird vibe, like it was written by someone who learned phonetically.  Or, to borrow from one review of 3000AD, like a dog crapped scrabble tiles.