The £100,000 white wedding for the 16-year-old girl who lives in a caravan

[Mrbloodworth]

Daddy also said Yes to a £16,000 wedding dress (which looked suspiciously like a crop top and skirt) and Yes to 150 guests at the reception. Then there were the cars, the hotels, the tiara and the £500 bouquet.

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A little young, and a little pricey, but good for them. lol.
The best part is the comments.

RE: "Caravan/Traveler" maybe my euro friends can help me out. They are talking about a trailer, and trailer park yes?

[Johny Cee]

Was the caravan periwinkle blue?

[Cyrrex]

I may be wrong, but I think Caravan in this case may be the very literal definition of the word.  You know, like if you formed a caravan to drive you and your extended family to Disneyland in separate vehicles - only that you weren't going to Disneyland and instead did this all the time, as a way of life.

Edit:  did you see the rack on that girl and her bridesmaid/slutty sister?  What are they feeding those Caravan living Brits, and can we please get it imported?

[Sky]

Oh, I thought this was about a Palin.

[Mrbloodworth]

I may be wrong, but I think Caravan in this case may be the very literal definition of the word.  You know, like if you formed a caravan to drive you and your extended family to Disneyland in separate vehicles - only that you weren't going to Disneyland and instead did this all the time, as a way of life.

Edit:  did you see the rack on that girl and her bridesmaid/slutty sister?  What are they feeding those Caravan living Brits, and can we please get it imported?

Thanks, thats what i thought, but i was not sure. And yeah, the rack.

[stray]

I don't understand where the fuck people get money for weddings, period.

[Merusk]

The caption says that's mom and I'm going with "They aren't real."

[stray]

Both of them are kind of fatties... I'd say they're real. Her mom's dress is just squeezing the crap out of her waist, not making her look too fat.

[Cyrrex]

I'm also thinking that the groom looks an awful lot like the bride's daddy.  An awful lot.

[Ookii]

For the non-reading inclined:

The lovely bride:



The supportive family:



Sometimes the UK's trash make our white trash seem like amateur hour.

[Mrbloodworth]

I'm also thinking that the groom looks an awful lot like the bride's daddy.  An awful lot.

I had thought the same thing.

Also, i think we need to find more images of her, as she wants to be a glamor model. 

[IainC]

Caravan is a trailer although it's usually of the towable variety rather than what you would call a trailer (we call those 'static caravans').

A traveler is simply an itinerant, often they operate travelling funfairs. Mostly they travel in extended groups of a few families. There are many who illegally occupy land, litter it up and then leave without paying for anything. They're also not exactly famous for paying tax scrupulously. Certainly when the Daily Heil Mail uses the word 'Traveller' they are usually trying to evoke an image of benefit-fraudsters running dodgy scam businesses (and the drive surfacing is the classic example of this) living in squalor and running down property values by their very existence.

Not all travellers fall into this stereotype but the way the Mail portrays the family ticks all the boxes.

[lac]

Another chav wedding. The first two minutes are beyond cringe.

[schild]

Certainly when the Daily Heil Mail uses the word 'Traveller' they are usually trying to evoke an image of benefit-fraudsters running dodgy scam businesses (and the drive surfacing is the classic example of this) living in squalor and running down property values by their very existence.

Not all travellers fall into this stereotype but the way the Mail portrays the family ticks all the boxes.

The Daily Mail didn't have to work very hard, as the way they LOOK to tick all the boxes. It's like New Jersey in Hell.

[Sky]

Caravan is a trailer although it's usually of the towable variety rather than what you would call a trailer (we call those 'static caravans').

A traveler is simply an itinerant, often they operate travelling funfairs.

So caravan = camper and traveler = carnie.

We put the useful in usefully cynical commentary.

Speaking of campers, my fiancee is appalled at my latest get-rich scheme. We were watching cops and there was a domestic at a camper park. Not trailer park, these people lived permanently in a park full of little campers. You know how many more campers you can squish into a trailer park? Our local big trash trailer park closed a couple years ago, and all the residents have filtered into the town, shitting up all our old buildings, lots more crime. I've proposed to a few real estate folks to reopen the park as a camper park, then rehab all the old buildings (I'm talking mid-late 1800s beauties) and revitalize downtown and kill off the cheaply-built suburb areas. Also, the park is outside the town on a bus line, so it kills a ton of foot traffic and the more commonplace crimes...or at least keeps them concentrated in the slum.

[Endie]

People might find the cultural gap a little easier to bridge here if you think of the Pikeys from Guy Ritchie's movie Snatch: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D-0_sL5AAVQ

They're probably not Pikeys do much as heavily diluted Romany, from the rather swarthy look of the sisters.

And as to where they get the 100k?  A liitle bit thieving, a little bit dealing, and a massive amount of claiming benefits in seven different counties and paying diddly-squat tax on the rest.

[Johny Cee]

People might find the cultural gap a little easier to bridge here if you think of the Pikeys from Guy Ritchie's movie Snatch: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D-0_sL5AAVQ

They're probably not Pikeys do much as heavily diluted Romany, from the rather swarthy look of the sisters.

And as to where they get the 100k?  A liitle bit thieving, a little bit dealing, and a massive amount of claiming benefits in seven different counties and paying diddly-squat tax on the rest.

Do ya like dags?

[lac]

Ah, periwinkle blue, now I get it.

[Sky]

Yeah, forgot to mention JC for the thread win :)

[stray]

And as to where they get the 100k?  A liitle bit thieving, a little bit dealing, and a massive amount of claiming benefits in seven different counties and paying diddly-squat tax on the rest.

Yeah, I'll never forget one story of some gypsies draining a local water tower, bottling it up, and trying to sell it back to everyone. 

[justdave]

These people should get a subsidy from the Russian mafia...That way even *they* have an example of tacky ostentation that even they can point to and say "Look! See, Yuri is not over the top." 

[Endie]

And as to where they get the 100k?  A liitle bit thieving, a little bit dealing, and a massive amount of claiming benefits in seven different counties and paying diddly-squat tax on the rest.

Yeah, I'll never forget one story of some gypsies draining a local water tower, bottling it up, and trying to sell it back to everyone. 

My sister, who is about the most liberal police officer you will ever meet, suddenly becomes all right-wing when you mention gypsies.  They move in for a few weeks and the crime rate (especially for burglary) spirals.

Also, awesome postcount:

"Stray
Terracotta Army
Posts: 13337"

[stray]

Honestly, I envy them. I wish I had the balls to have that sort of lifestyle.

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I am leeet no longer. 

[Oz]

did you see the rack on that girl and her bridesmaid/slutty sister?  What are they feeding those Caravan living Brits, and can we please get it imported?

Genetics.  on average the women in teh UK have the largest racks in the entire world.

[Cyrrex]

did you see the rack on that girl and her bridesmaid/slutty sister?  What are they feeding those Caravan living Brits, and can we please get it imported?

Genetics.  on average the women in teh UK have the largest racks in the entire world.

Sorry, but your going to have to prove that.  With pics, please.

[HaemishM]

And video. 

[stray]

Your wish is my command.


Ahem....



She's British at least..

[Engels]

might wanna put a NSFW on there hoss. I know, the whole /hardcore/ part of the URL should be obvious, but some of us are impulse clickers :)

[stray]

Spoiler's good enough. If not, you deserve to be fired. 

[edit] She's a big brother contestant btw.. but that jewel little popped up on search.

[Sky]

Ye gods that chick is nasty. 

[stray]

She's British

[edit] Even when he posts porn, he can destroy a thread.

[Endie]

Your wish is my command.


Ahem....



She's British at least..

IU am never going to check, and it may have been edited out of that version, but if that is the Lea Walker video I suspect it is (I think she only made one) then part of her genitals, which were the subject of corrective plastic surgery, prolapses partway through and she has to replace it.  I shit you not.  That is up there in the "putting you off sex" category of "things that might happen to you in bed with a new partner".  Her turning out to look like that would also make that list.

[NowhereMan]

I shit you not.  That is up there in the "putting you off sex" category of "things that might happen to you in bed with a new partner".

That's why porn stars get paid the big bucks.

[Amarr HM]

Not all pikeys are Irish and vice versa .. just sayin 

[Broughden]

Caravan is a trailer although it's usually of the towable variety rather than what you would call a trailer (we call those 'static caravans').

A traveler is simply an itinerant, often they operate travelling funfairs. Mostly they travel in extended groups of a few families. There are many who illegally occupy land, litter it up and then leave without paying for anything. They're also not exactly famous for paying tax scrupulously. Certainly when the Daily Heil Mail uses the word 'Traveller' they are usually trying to evoke an image of benefit-fraudsters running dodgy scam businesses (and the drive surfacing is the classic example of this) living in squalor and running down property values by their very existence.

Not all travellers fall into this stereotype but the way the Mail portrays the family ticks all the boxes.

We have them in the US as well. They are also called Travellers here as well. Many base themselves out of NC or SC. Rather than eastern european gypsy heritage many claim an Irish heritage. They also scam people with shody house work and repair here as well and marry their women off at 13-14.