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Topic: The Worlds Fattest Man Marries (Read 7283 times)
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Yegolev
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2/10 WOULD NOT INGEST
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Nah, it'd work just fine. He'd lie down on it, stomach up, head downhill, hip near the highest point, and the woman would just have to push the lard out of the way, having access to his dick after that.
I have a mental image of her pushing and overacting like in a commercial, then looking at the camera and saying "There has to be an easier way to get dick!" Then an announcer pops in and says "There is!" and he's naked. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Tale
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sıɥʇ ǝʞıן sʞןɐʇ
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I don't.
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FatuousTwat
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Nah, it'd work just fine. He'd lie down on it, stomach up, head downhill, hip near the highest point, and the woman would just have to push the lard out of the way, having access to his dick after that.
I have a mental image of her pushing and overacting like in a commercial, then looking at the camera and saying "There has to be an easier way to get dick!" Then an announcer pops in and says "There is!" and he's naked. Has anyone ever told you that you would make an excellent porno movie director? |
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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schild
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Dear internet,
Please ignore FatuousTwat, no one wants to see pictures of the sex ramp, or diagrams of the sex ramp, or video of the sex ramp in action.
In fact, I threw up a little when I got onto the freeway earlier by way of ramp.
So please, for all that is holy, show us anything but the sex ramp. Link tubgirl, or goatse, or 2girls1cup .gifs, anything except the fucking ramp.
Thanks,
Nerf
This ^ is the funniest thing I have ever read on F13. Your standards are shit. |
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Broughden
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I put the 'shill' in 'cockmonkey'.
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Dear internet,
Please ignore FatuousTwat, no one wants to see pictures of the sex ramp, or diagrams of the sex ramp, or video of the sex ramp in action.
In fact, I threw up a little when I got onto the freeway earlier by way of ramp.
So please, for all that is holy, show us anything but the sex ramp. Link tubgirl, or goatse, or 2girls1cup .gifs, anything except the fucking ramp.
Thanks,
Nerf
This ^ is the funniest thing I have ever read on F13. Your standards are shit. Im sick and was stoned out of my gourd on Nyquil when I wrote that. It still makes me chuckle though. |
The wave of the Reagan coalition has shattered on the rocky shore of Bush's incompetence. - Abagadro
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