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Reply #70 on: October 28, 2008, 02:38:01 PM

The spider looks sad. What did you do to it? Were pink ribbons involved?
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Reply #71 on: October 28, 2008, 04:46:43 PM

I didn't do it.  It wasn't me. 

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Reply #72 on: October 28, 2008, 05:27:12 PM

It looks like she's sad :( cause people are afraid of her and now she doesn't have any friends to play with :( :( :(

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Reply #73 on: October 28, 2008, 05:43:30 PM

Awww. =(

I'll play with you little spider.  Peek-a-boo-boo-boo!

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Reply #74 on: October 28, 2008, 05:45:52 PM


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Reply #75 on: October 28, 2008, 05:55:17 PM

or.....


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Reply #76 on: October 29, 2008, 05:48:05 AM

You just don't even realise how adorable that spider is with pink ribbons!  I name her Sally.

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Reply #77 on: October 29, 2008, 07:37:29 AM

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Reply #78 on: October 29, 2008, 10:12:44 AM

« Last Edit: October 29, 2008, 11:25:59 AM by Amarr HM »

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Reply #79 on: October 29, 2008, 10:15:57 AM

NVM
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Reply #80 on: October 29, 2008, 08:22:42 PM


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Reply #81 on: November 03, 2008, 04:09:07 PM

that was a face hugger if i ever saw one.


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Reply #82 on: November 07, 2008, 09:17:33 PM

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Reply #83 on: November 07, 2008, 09:58:44 PM

Those sliders are a nice touch.
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Reply #84 on: November 07, 2008, 10:50:47 PM


Edit by Trippy: no it's not


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Reply #85 on: November 08, 2008, 12:24:42 AM

Ugh, so happy I've never encountered a wolf spider. I might seriously be arachnophobic.

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Reply #86 on: November 08, 2008, 09:00:24 AM

Ugh, so happy I've never encountered a wolf spider. I might seriously be arachnophobic.

My mother cured her fear of spiders by forcing herself to watch "Arachnaphobia" She wound up feeling sorry for the killer spider at the end.

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Reply #87 on: November 08, 2008, 09:51:44 AM

See, that movie doesn't do a whole lot for me. Just seemed really cheesy.

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Reply #88 on: November 08, 2008, 09:06:27 PM

I was never scared of spiders until I saw Arachnophobia at the age of eight.  I don't think I realized at the time that it was a comedy.

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Reply #89 on: November 09, 2008, 01:04:48 AM

I was never scared of spiders until I saw Arachnophobia at the age of eight.  I don't think I realized at the time that it was a comedy.

No child did. Goddamn, it probably scarred a shitload of kids.
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Reply #90 on: November 09, 2008, 01:14:18 AM

I was never scared of spiders until I saw Arachnophobia at the age of eight.  I don't think I realized at the time that it was a comedy.

No child did. Goddamn, it probably scarred a shitload of kids.

About half way through that movie, it triggered arachnophobia in me, and I have had it ever since. No joke. I used to have a big ass tarantula as a pet, ever since seeing that movie, I scream like a little girl if a spider gets on me.
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Reply #91 on: November 09, 2008, 10:20:00 AM

I was never scared of spiders until I saw Arachnophobia at the age of eight.  I don't think I realized at the time that it was a comedy.

No child did. Goddamn, it probably scarred a shitload of kids.

About half way through that movie, it triggered arachnophobia in me, and I have had it ever since. No joke. I used to have a big ass tarantula as a pet, ever since seeing that movie, I scream like a little girl if a spider gets on me.
Watch Eight Legged Freaks. That stands a good chance of reversing the effect right there.

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Reply #92 on: November 09, 2008, 12:05:28 PM

The scariest spiders by far are the Northern Australian funnel webs

I watch a lot of nature TV, and over the years that has taught me that:

A) Australia is a continent completely under Satan's dominion.

B) If I ever had to go there I wouldn't go without an environmentally sealed armored exoskeleton.
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Reply #93 on: November 09, 2008, 02:59:56 PM

Some of the troops found a tarantula when I was stationed down in Panama.  The two guys were keeping it in a cage and feeding it insects, it was a kinda docile blue-ish/blond-ish-fuzzywuzzy slow thing.  He did eat up the crickets, would jump on them and suck them up.  The two troops who had him, went to the library to see what else they eat, and found the some eat mice.  Well they caught a mouse, and the mouse ate the tarantula.  Go figure...
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Reply #94 on: November 09, 2008, 06:31:53 PM

Some of the troops found a tarantula when I was stationed down in Panama.  The two guys were keeping it in a cage and feeding it insects, it was a kinda docile blue-ish/blond-ish-fuzzywuzzy slow thing.  He did eat up the crickets, would jump on them and suck them up.  The two troops who had him, went to the library to see what else they eat, and found the some eat mice.  Well they caught a mouse, and the mouse ate the tarantula.  Go figure...

An old sergeant major of mine would tell us stories about his unit in Panama bivouacking in a banana grove and occassionally feeling banana spiders crawl over them in the middle of the night.  Fuck that, I'll take actually being shot at to being part of a spider freeway.  Worst I ever saw were camel spiders, and unlike that one picture that circulated around the internet at the beginning of the war they're not really that big.  Big enough, though.
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Reply #95 on: November 10, 2008, 03:05:03 AM

Some of the troops found a tarantula when I was stationed down in Panama.  The two guys were keeping it in a cage and feeding it insects, it was a kinda docile blue-ish/blond-ish-fuzzywuzzy slow thing.  He did eat up the crickets, would jump on them and suck them up.  The two troops who had him, went to the library to see what else they eat, and found the some eat mice.  Well they caught a mouse, and the mouse ate the tarantula.  Go figure...

An old sergeant major of mine would tell us stories about his unit in Panama bivouacking in a banana grove and occassionally feeling banana spiders crawl over them in the middle of the night.  Fuck that, I'll take actually being shot at to being part of a spider freeway.  Worst I ever saw were camel spiders, and unlike that one picture that circulated around the internet at the beginning of the war they're not really that big.  Big enough, though.
It wasn't the spiders or the damn howler monkeys (did he mention those crazy monkeys are territoral and will chase humans and throw shit and stuff at them?), it was the damn scorpions and fire ants!  Those fuckers were every where.  We had one sneak into the clinic and bite my buddy Darrin's foot when he was changed into scrubs and went to change back and didn't shake his boot...needles to say we all stayed on bug patrol for a long time.  I got bit up playing paintball on one of the 'zonies' homes.  Damn place I picked to go prone was a fire ant home...

It was still one of the most beautiful country I have visited, with only a couple of deadly fauna, unlike NZ/A which has all kinds of crap to kill ya, but such a temptation of boobies, bbq, and beaches.
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Reply #96 on: November 11, 2008, 04:16:31 AM

I was under the impression the most dangerous creature in New Zealand were the natives, they also have deadly things?

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Reply #97 on: November 11, 2008, 05:03:51 AM

I want to live in NZ but only because I love Rugby.  I want the All Blacks to be my home team.  I  Heart All Blacks!

Dance, All Blacks, Dance!

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Reply #98 on: November 11, 2008, 07:36:36 AM

Dance, All Blacks, Dance!

You know in some situations you get in trouble for shouting that. Also I love NZ's team naming system as it resulted in the awesomest badminton team ever: The Black cocks.

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Reply #99 on: November 11, 2008, 10:27:23 AM


Dance, All Blacks, Dance!

You know in some situations you get in trouble for shouting that. Also I love NZ's team naming system as it resulted in the awesomest badminton team ever: The Black cocks.

I may have misunderstood something in this thread, but I'm pretty sure that Signe loves The Black Cocks.

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Reply #100 on: November 14, 2008, 02:58:30 PM

Ever since a Brown Recluse took a chunk of flesh out of me I show no quarter to spiders. Period. It has also turned me into one hell of an arachnaphobe.

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Reply #101 on: November 14, 2008, 08:58:43 PM

I can see that happening after a recluse bite.  Can't fault you for that one.

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Reply #102 on: November 17, 2008, 02:24:15 PM

I can see that happening after a recluse bite.  Can't fault you for that one.

Let's just say I didn't know what packing a wound was until later. I thought it was anything but sticking gauze into a hole in my flesh with an oversized q-tip.

I was wrong.

Edit: And I forgot to mention that the little SOB also shot staph straight into my veins. For about 6 months after the bite I'd get weird staph infections. Like the one under my armpit where I had to tell my boss I was under doctor's orders to avoid deodorant. In the summer. Needless to say I was banished to my office and not allowed to do face-to-face work with our users. (I'm in IT)
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Reply #103 on: November 17, 2008, 04:11:37 PM

I can see that happening after a recluse bite.  Can't fault you for that one.

Let's just say I didn't know what packing a wound was until later. I thought it was anything but sticking gauze into a hole in my flesh with an oversized q-tip.

I was wrong.

Edit: And I forgot to mention that the little SOB also shot staph straight into my veins. For about 6 months after the bite I'd get weird staph infections. Like the one under my armpit where I had to tell my boss I was under doctor's orders to avoid deodorant. In the summer. Needless to say I was banished to my office and not allowed to do face-to-face work with our users. (I'm in IT)

You'd have fit in nicely with our offshore team.

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Reply #104 on: November 18, 2008, 11:48:12 AM

You'd have fit in nicely with our offshore team.

I hated it because I am a very clean person and I found it quite embarassing to be that rank. Luckily it lasted only a week or so but it was still horrible. My own gf (she's my wife now so she must be forgiving) wouldn't let me hug her. Even the family dog gave me that look that only a dog can give. "I eat shit but damn...you stink."

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