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Topic: Scott Peterson Found Guilty (Read 8957 times)
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Ironwood
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You know what bothers me most about this case ? The thought of getting a conviction off a strand of your wifes hair.
My Wife Sheds EVERYWHERE.
If anything ever happens to her, it's gonna look like I killed her all over the shop.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Ardent
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Just make sure you don't call your girlfriend on your cell phone from the back row of the candlelight vigil that is being conducted for your "missing" wife, as Peterson did.
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Um, never mind.
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Ironwood
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In honesty, that could be tricky too.
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Paelos
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In fact, I want less Paris Hilton and less dancing monkies. You just made Paelos cry. <sniff> why, God, why? Monkies rule. |
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MrHat
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Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
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In fact, I want less Paris Hilton and less dancing monkies. You just made Paelos cry. <sniff> why, God, why? Monkies rule. No. Your monkey rules the others. It's the dancing king. |
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Train Wreck
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The only reason it took the jurors so long to reach a verdict was because the foreman was an anal-retintive intellectual that insisted on sifting through his 9 notebooks of meticulous notes, which probably wasn't necessary in a 6 month long trial. He asked the judge to be dismissed because the other jurors literally threatened to kick his ass.
Not all of the case was circumstantial -- it just wasn't stuff that you would want to sit through for hours on end.
Scott Peterson probably murdered his wife by stangling her. He had stratches on his hands shortly after her dissapearence.
Perhaps the biggest blow to him was the feeble defense. They weren't able to raise reasonable doubt. Even Mark Garagos joked about how guilty Scott was before he decided to take the case (which didn't come out until after the verdict was reached).
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Ironwood
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Talk to me of this 'stangling'. Sounds fun.
Is it like 'barroting' ?
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"Mr Soft Owl has Seen Some Shit." - Sun Tzu
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Pineapple
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Talk to me of this 'stangling'. Sounds fun.
Is it like 'barroting' ? Sarcastic Grammar Police strike! *zing!* |
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Big Gulp
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Just make sure you don't call your girlfriend on your cell phone from the back row of the candlelight vigil that is being conducted for your "missing" wife, as Peterson did. Oh, and don't get caught headed for ol' Mexico with a shitty dye job, survival gear, and fifteen grand in escape funds. |
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Xilren's Twin
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Just make sure you don't call your girlfriend on your cell phone from the back row of the candlelight vigil that is being conducted for your "missing" wife, as Peterson did. Oh, and don't get caught headed for ol' Mexico with a shitty dye job, survival gear, and fifteen grand in escape funds. Really, only thing missing was the white Bronco... Xilren |
"..but I'm by no means normal." - Schild
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Riggswolfe
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Really, only thing missing was the white Bronco...
Xilren
If he'd had the white bronco he'd have been let off despite having left more blood trails than Jack the Ripper. |
"We live in a country, where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him and not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me! Explain that to me, God! Explain it to me, God!" - Denis Leary summing up my feelings about the nature of the universe.
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