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Rasix
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on: November 10, 2004, 11:00:03 AM

Schild needs a new avatar.  So, for a warmup for contests to come, we will be having a contest to give the emperor some new clothes.  

The winning entry gets to grief title one person (except staff) anything they want.  Possibly even grief avatar them as well.

Post all entries in this thread.  You can post as many entries as you want. The winning entry will be chosen by schild (hell, he has to live with it).  

Rules (YES, there will be order!):

1. No stealing avatars from other forums.  You will automatically be disqualified and bad things will happen to you.

2. No blatantly offensive images.  Winger, baby mutiliation, pr0n, etc are not permitted.  Just don't do it. I'll cut you, foo.

3. Do not be intentionally spiteful or insulting. You will automatically be disqualified and worse things will happen to you.  

4. Avatar must conform to forum standards.  

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Its width can be no greater than 80 pixels, the height no greater than 80 pixels, and the file size no more than 488 KB.


Have fun. More to come in the future.

Edit: Please try to resize your images before you post them.

-Rasix
DarkDryad
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Reply #1 on: November 10, 2004, 11:31:18 AM



Screw that. Winger is Schilds fave cause hes all dreamy and stuff.

Ok Now to be serious. I have to figure out something Back with a serious entry later.

BWL is funny tho.  It's like watching a Special Needs school take a field trip to a minefield.
Dark Vengeance
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Reply #2 on: November 10, 2004, 11:32:50 AM



I'd need to shrink the image down a bit, but I was thinking "Trained Playtest Monkey: Big Huge Games" as the title.

"Retro Bastard":
http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/Animations/games/ping_pong.gif___1100114593295

"Runs the place":
http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/Animations/Cartoons/Sonic.gif___1100114749382

"Up Yours":
http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/Animations/food/7up.gif___1100114866815

More to come after work.

Bring the noise.
Cheers............
WayAbvPar
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Reply #3 on: November 10, 2004, 11:53:41 AM



All kinds of fun images when you google 'dictator' =)

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Shockeye
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Reply #4 on: November 10, 2004, 12:21:11 PM

Alkiera
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Reply #5 on: November 10, 2004, 12:30:53 PM



The S Child...

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Reply #6 on: November 10, 2004, 12:36:05 PM

Overthinking it.  Just do a google image search for schild and try to block out the Scheitze porn.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:KjseRUV7ZgsJ:www.geocities.com/the_webtoilet/schild.gif">

THIS IS THE MOST I HAVE EVERY WANTED TO GET IN TO A BETA
Rasix
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Reply #7 on: November 10, 2004, 12:40:13 PM

Resized for you lazy bastards.










-Rasix
Shockeye
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Reply #8 on: November 10, 2004, 12:43:43 PM

Hmm.. here's what I found on google for schild.

http://www.tbp.org/pages/WhatWeDo/ScholarArchives/ScholarPics/Schild.gif


Not, I think, the direction he wants to go.
Paelos
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Error 404: Title not found.


Reply #9 on: November 10, 2004, 12:55:46 PM


CPA, CFO, Sports Fan, Game when I have the time
Dark Vengeance
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Reply #10 on: November 10, 2004, 01:26:37 PM



I think we've found Bruce's grief avatar.

Bring the noise.
Cheers.............
HaemishM
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Reply #11 on: November 10, 2004, 01:31:06 PM

Quote from: sidereal
Overthinking it.  Just do a google image search for schild and try to block out the Scheitze porn.

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:KjseRUV7ZgsJ:www.geocities.com/the_webtoilet/schild.gif">


Your picture frightens me.

Dark Vengeance
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Reply #12 on: November 10, 2004, 01:34:58 PM



Yyyyyyyeah. That'd be great.

Bring the noise.
Cheers..............
Big Gulp
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Reply #13 on: November 10, 2004, 01:45:07 PM

Too lazy to do any real feathering or hue/saturation matching, but you can see where I'm going with this:

Dark Vengeance
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Reply #14 on: November 10, 2004, 01:47:44 PM

It would be funnier if you put Darth Fatso's head on a still image from *her* video.

Bring the noise.
Cheers.............
Rasix
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Reply #15 on: November 10, 2004, 01:48:13 PM

Trying to resize that sucker and keep it remotely recognizable is beyond my meager MS paint talents.

-Rasix
WayAbvPar
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Reply #16 on: November 10, 2004, 01:49:24 PM

I think the forum software will resize it auto-magically if you load it from your local PC. At least it used to. I think.

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Libertarians make fun of everyone because they can't see beyond the event horizons of their own assholes Surlyboi
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Reply #17 on: November 10, 2004, 01:57:45 PM

Newly smartblurred, but it loses something in shrinkage:


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Reply #18 on: November 10, 2004, 02:10:16 PM

Bah... couldn't get url to work.  Edit coming

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Reply #19 on: November 10, 2004, 03:01:04 PM





or


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Reply #20 on: November 10, 2004, 03:10:27 PM

How about ... God?



"Of COURSE it's a good idea!"

Um, never mind.
Shockeye
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Reply #21 on: November 10, 2004, 03:30:35 PM

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Reply #22 on: November 10, 2004, 03:35:15 PM


Hut Sir Magus
Shockeye
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Reply #23 on: November 10, 2004, 03:45:32 PM

Ardent
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Reply #24 on: November 10, 2004, 03:54:09 PM

Shockeye, why are you posting your yearbook photos?

Um, never mind.
Shockeye
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Reply #25 on: November 10, 2004, 04:05:42 PM

Quote from: Ardent
Shockeye, why are you posting your yearbook photos?

Now I know who to grief title when I win.
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Reply #26 on: November 10, 2004, 04:14:48 PM

Nice. I like that. ;)

Another idea I had was getting a still shot from the "LIGHTNING BOLT!" mpeg, since it's schild's favorite. I can't do it now, because I'm at work. Working.

Um, never mind.
Shockeye
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Reply #27 on: November 10, 2004, 04:58:58 PM



schild
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Reply #28 on: November 10, 2004, 05:42:48 PM

Is that southpark Fear and Loathing?
Rasix
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Reply #29 on: November 10, 2004, 05:45:37 PM

Shockeye is just killing all of you.

Edit: if you'd like to make 80x80 avatars (which we'd prefer) and you don't have webspace to host them: just send your entries to rasix@f13.net (can't remember what the contest email we set up was... schild, help me out on this).

-Rasix
Shockeye
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Reply #30 on: November 10, 2004, 08:24:36 PM

schild
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Reply #31 on: November 10, 2004, 08:26:03 PM

Mmmmmmm.
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Reply #32 on: November 10, 2004, 09:15:51 PM

Straight and to the point, I always say.



Okay, perhaps that's not too original.  Perhaps something more like this:



Nevermind, I think my creativity is on the fritz.

schild
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Reply #33 on: November 10, 2004, 09:19:23 PM

You're a goddamn idiot, aren't you? This contest is no joke. How about another rule:

If you're a douche - you don't get to enter the next contest. Which will be much better, k?
Dark Vengeance
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Reply #34 on: November 10, 2004, 09:36:12 PM


"Runs the place"

Alternate graphic:


Bring the noise.
Cheers.............
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