Tara Reid, oh my god

[Ookii]

Apparently she was at some event with P. Diddy, and half of her dress fell off exposing her breast... which is a good thing right? NO NO NO NO.  Look at these fucking pictures, that nipple will haunt my dreams.
http://homepages.wmich.edu/~m1hjjaap/tarareid/ (NSFW)

Even though I clicked at work, it's not safe (thought it could barely qualify as a human body part) so don't click if some admin gets off by checking everyone's cache.  Also it seems that this site might get overloaded soon, so get on that shit quick.

[Shockeye]

Nearly safe for work pictures are at Awfulplasticsurgery.com

Plus she's a coke fiend.

Here's a link that loads a bit faster if you want the NSFW pictures.

[stray]

Too bad for her, but the world could use less boob jobs. Maybe this will help.

[Kenrick]

                                    BUNNY
                         I'll suck your cock for a thousand
                         dollars.

               Brandt releases a gale of forced laughter:

                                     BRANDT
                         Ha-ha-ha-ha!  Wonderful woman.  Very
                         free-spirited.  We're all very fond
                         of her.

                                     BUNNY
                         Brandt can't watch though.  Or he
                         has to pay a hundred.

                                     BRANDT
                         Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!  That's marvelous.

               He continues to lead away the Dude, who looks back over his

               SHOULDER:

                                     DUDE
                         I'm just gonna find a cash machine.

[SirBruce]

AFAIK, modern breast enlargment would never leave scarring like that.  It makes me wonder if she didn't have some other problem, such as breast cancer.

Bruce

[Shockeye]

AFAIK, modern breast enlargment would never leave scarring like that.  It makes me wonder if she didn't have some other problem, such as breast cancer.

Bruce

From what I've read concerning the pictures in question, suggestions have been made that the scarring seen could have happened due to smaller implants being removed before larger ones put in. Also looks like someone tried to rip her nipple off with their teeth.

[HaemishM]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

One of those pictures reminds me of someone who's been hit by the Joker gas. Except it not only made her fact distort, but her boobs melt. Why is she just standing there looking like a drugged out ho while all these paparazzi are snapping pics of her horribly disfigured fun bags?

[Shockeye]

One of those pictures reminds me of someone who's been hit by the Joker gas. Except it not only made her fact distort, but her boobs melt. Why is she just standing there looking like a drugged out ho while all these paparazzi are snapping pics of her horribly disfigured fun bags?

Her nostrils are red in some of those photos. Awfulplasticsurgery made the suggestion that she was snorting something. Take a look at her pupils as well in the hi-res shots.

[stray]

AFAIK, modern breast enlargment would never leave scarring like that.  It makes me wonder if she didn't have some other problem, such as breast cancer.

Bruce

From what I've read concerning the pictures in question, suggestions have been made that the scarring seen could have happened due to smaller implants being removed before larger ones put in. Also looks like someone tried to rip her nipple off with their teeth.

Some implants are done through a incision on or near the breast itself. Newer, more expensive techniques start near the navel area/abdomen (Trans-umbilical Breast Augmentation). Looks like she went for an el cheapo doc who was behind the times.

Either way, it's a stupid thing.

[Rodent]

I'm a boobslover, but this.... *shivver* The horror...

[daveNYC]

Why is she just standing there looking like a drugged out ho...?

*cough*

[Murgos]

tara.torrent

edit:

~8 meg avi

[schild]

ROFL. Ookii you fucker. The tara reid pictures near tripled our traffic for the month. Look at the stats at the bottom.

Edit: I take that back. Every single person is looking at the eq2 forum and it's all different IP addresses. To the visit logs I go.

[MrHat]

ROFL. Ookii you fucker. The tara reid pictures near tripled our traffic for the month. Look at the stats at the bottom.

Edit: I take that back. Every single person is looking at the eq2 forum and it's all different IP addresses. To the visit logs I go.

Games: Everquest 2 Launches

 
Posted by Zonk on Monday November 08, @06:16PM
from the fippy-darkpaw-version-2.0 dept.
Though it's being drowned out by the Halo 2 news, Everquest 2 officially launches today. RPG Vault has a review available for perusal, GamerFeed has a hands on look, and if you're looking for crunchy, low fat coverage Gamespy has an interview with Heather Graham about her role in the game. If you're already tripping the light fantastic in Qeynos check out GamerGod's Qeynos Quest feature, or just cut out the middle man and look forward to the first content on Allakhazam. Finally, F13 provides usefully cynical commentary about the beta and launch of the game.

( Read More... | 76 of 108 comments | games.slashdot.org )

Cynical Commentary = Link to EQ2 forum.

[schild]

Ah shitfuck. Why can't these fuckers sign up and add to the info.

People who read links from /. and not join the conversation; -5 Boring.

That said, it was a mainpage /.ing. Oh well, our server handled it fine. Though I suspect a bitching from our admin any time now.

[MrHat]

How big of a spike was it?

[schild]

Well, as much as you need to know, we went from 68 most ever online to what you see now.

A grand total of ONE of them signed up. Glad to see there are so many techies that game out there.

[sidereal]

People who read links from /. and not join the conversation; -5 Boring.

People from /. who join the conversation: -14 Predictable.

OMG Free Dmitry Sklyarov!  OMG they need to make Linux more user friendly so it'll win!  OMG KDE looks like Windows!

[schild]

Well played, sidereal. We're probably better off.

[sidereal]

You tend a fine garden of #hate here, sir.  And of Slashdot, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

[schild]

You tend a fine garden of #hate here, sir.

Last I checked, the majority of #hate was banned.

[Apocalypse]

Ah shitfuck. Why can't these fuckers sign up and add to the info.

People who read links from /. and not join the conversation; -5 Boring.

That said, it was a mainpage /.ing. Oh well, our server handled it fine. Though I suspect a bitching from our admin any time now.

Lol, no bitching, got me scared, started looking everywhere for a possible DOS flood, too many "guests" and no registered users, checked the logs everything seems fine.

One thing, might want to add a 404.shtml to the forums thru your custom error pages.

and  robots.txt got tons of hits. Some robots where dancing over here.


apoc.

[schild]

Apoc, we won't have to worry til tomorrow while people browse from work. Hopefully it'll be bumped off the page by then with newsstories about Halo 2.

[Pineapple]

Her face is kind of pretty.

Girls, dont put yourselves under the knife. Here is why.

It's funny and sad how she has no clue what's going on, as eventually that other lady runs up. I feel bad for her.

[schild]

In the IRC Channel I linked to a picture of her from Body Shots. Trust me, she was already on the road down Nasty Titty Avenue. The ginormous implants just stretched her a bit.

[Resvrgam]

LOL!

*calms down*

Well, thanks for that little tidbit of entertainment.  I'm not really familiar with this chick's work or what she does beyond look good for the camera (wasn't she in American Pie?) but I take pleasure in watching "The Beautiful People" fall from grace.

Yeah, I know, I'm going to Hell.

[Azhrarn]

Luckily, a fairly small percentage of /. seems to wander towards the games section.  Still a nice visibility boost though.

Wonder if it was something specific from f13 that inspired the mention, or is this really the only EQ2 forum known enough and lacking a high percentage of fanbois?  Meh.  Guildwars Guildwars Guildwars.

Errr... Ryzom.

(P.S. - Guildwars)

[Shockeye]

I just thought I'd share this article with you all.

Women's boob shots are given ratings from 0 to 10, with each grade accompanied by standard comments such as "I want to lick them, knead them, suck them" for a maximum score and "In some ways, these tits aren't even human" at the opposite end of the scale.

A reporter for the country's best selling weekly displayed her D-cups for all to view on the Tit Appraisal Society site, averaging a score of just five when she used a picture of her bra-encased mammaries, but raising the bar to 8 when she removed her jug holders.

Now, why can't american mainstream journalism feature writing like this?

[Arnold]

LOL!

*calms down*

Well, thanks for that little tidbit of entertainment.  I'm not really familiar with this chick's work or what she does beyond look good for the camera (wasn't she in American Pie?) but I take pleasure in watching "The Beautiful People" fall from grace.

Yeah, I know, I'm going to Hell.

She sucks cock for $1,000, if you can find a cash machine.

[Ardent]

I didn't know it was possible to have nipples shaped like Nutter Butters.

[RhyssaFireheart]

Well, speaking as a woman, I know that I would tend to notice a slight increase in air circulation if half my fucking top fell off.  But as was mentioned further up in the thread, there are obvious reasons why she's oblivious.

And hasn't anyone ever told her that no bra = saggy boobs later in life?  Or is she just counting on the silicon to keep everything looking all perky?  Unless the back of that dress goes all the way down to her ass, someone needs to point her to a nice strapless bra.  And a clue, but I'm sure the bra would be easier for her to get.

[Hanzii]

And hasn't anyone ever told her that no bra = saggy boobs later in life?  

So, is this like actual proven fact? Or just something your grandma told your mum, who passed it on to you?
My guess would be that old age, genes and gravity gives you saggy boobs no matter what you do about it.
- I tried typing 'saggy boobs' on howstuffworks, but to no avail.

[HaemishM]

- I tried typing 'saggy boobs' on howstuffworks, but to no avail.

I imagine a Google search on that would turn up a lot more interesting material.

[Shockeye]

Here's a link for those of you interested in saggy breasts. It is NSFW, however.

This breast drooping can't truly be prevented even though bras of course can conceal it. (However, bras preventing sagging is a myth.) It is only the teenager breast that stays so perky that the nipple is pointing right ahead.

And then more to the point of bras and sagging can be found here. Also NSFW.

Bras will keep your breasts from sagging while you're wearing them - but not for the remainder of time. There is no published medical literature showing that bras prevent sagging.

[Murgos]

Well, speaking as a woman, I know that I would tend to notice a slight increase in air circulation if half my fucking top fell off.  But as was mentioned further up in the thread, there are obvious reasons why she's oblivious.

And hasn't anyone ever told her that no bra = saggy boobs later in life?

There is obviously a correlation between this post and why you aren't invited to P-Diddy's parties...