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Topic: Search Engine Fun from f13, 2007-2008 Edition (Read 4580 times)
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schild
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I got bored, poked my head into some stats. These are the top searches that led people to f13 from 2007-2008: Search | result clickthrough | comment 1. "no schild left behind" | 3,657 |   2. "tami baribeau" | 1,158 3. "jackhob" | 853 | nice. 4. "eric schild" | 695 | why, god, why? Also, what?? 5. "persona 3 36 boss" | 691 | heh. 6. "brad mcquaid" | 505 | you knew he'd be on here 7. "inmaniylem" | 497 8. "the last e3" | 452 9. "drowschwitz" | 440 | WUA, you should be proud 10. "haemish eve review" | 411 11. "geldon yetich" | 409 | can't find result, and who types this with a space? 12. "dj max online" | 400 | I am so, so sorry. 13. "cuppycake areae" | 398 14. "lantyssa numa numa" | 338 | wat? we are in fact the top result. 15. "windupatheist imdb" | 338 | popular guy 16. "Urban dead monroeville" | 334 -----16.5----- " www.f13net.com" | 314 | oh, internet 17. "jita burns" | 312 18. "tom chick is" | 303 | how weird 19. "eve aaa ra bob mc fix" | 299 | even Eve searches are boring. 20. "steam achievements" | 298 | wooo! 21. "grammar snake" | 289 | Samwise, that one is for you 22. "eagle technologies eve" | 270 23. "awesome, for reals" | 266 | 24. "warfare link modules" | 252 25. "gh3 boss matches suck" | 249 | Yes, yes they do. |
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Ingmar
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#1 is full of beautiful, beautiful irony.
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schild
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What's great is how badly it wrecks everything else: Note, out of over 360,000 results from the last year, that one is the only non-f13 one that really shows up without looking.
People are terrible.
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Sky
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Yegolev
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Congratz, that one took me a few seconds to untwist.
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K9
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Out of curiousity I just went to www.f13.com. It's some UFO conspiracy website apparently. |
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Nonentity
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13. "cuppycake areae" | 398
That one kind of creeps me out. Are there a lot of cuppycake stalkers? |
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HaemishM
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10. "haemish eve review" | 411 I'm so honored. One of my most half-assed reviews for a game I played for less time than it takes to watch an LOTR movie. The #1 search though? Pure fucking win. |
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Yegolev
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13. "cuppycake areae" | 398
That one kind of creeps me out. Are there a lot of cuppycake stalkers? At least 398. |
Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Obo
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13. "cuppycake areae" | 398
That one kind of creeps me out. Are there a lot of cuppycake stalkers? At least 398. Plus 1,158 with the second result. |
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Draegan
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I thought the only way people read Haem's reviews was to be tricked into it. People actually search for it?  Love teh #1. |
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Yegolev
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Interesting idea, he could rickroll people with his own youtubes.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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HaemishM
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Stalinrolled?  |
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Yegolev
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Sounds painful.
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Why am I homeless? Why do all you motherfuckers need homes is the real question.
They called it The Prayer, its answer was law
Mommy come back 'cause the water's all gone
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Hutch
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14. "lantyssa numa numa" | 338 | wat? we are in fact the top result.
Someone around here has that post quoted in their sig. I'm sure I've done this search at least once, trying to find the original post. This or something like it at any rate. |
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Lantyssa
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14. "lantyssa numa numa" | 338 | wat? we are in fact the top result.
Someone around here has that post quoted in their sig. I'm sure I've done this search at least once, trying to find the original post. This or something like it at any rate. I'm still going WTF? over it though. 338 searches on it? To borrow a phrase, the mind it boggles. How does one see the original stats for these, or other sites? |
Hahahaha! I'm really good at this!
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Sky
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NUMA NUMA!!!!11!  |
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schild
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How does one see the original stats for these, or other sites? Sorry, it's google analytics. |
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Mrbloodworth
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14. "lantyssa numa numa" | 338 | wat? we are in fact the top result.
Someone around here has that post quoted in their sig. I'm sure I've done this search at least once, trying to find the original post. This or something like it at any rate. I'm still going WTF? over it though. 338 searches on it? To borrow a phrase, the mind it boggles. How does one see the original stats for these, or other sites? Yah know, every time we quote it, it get more hits. |
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Evildrider
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If I say it three times in a row does like Lantyssa show up at my house and do the numa numa dance? lantyssa numa numa lantyssa numa numa lantyssa numa numa |
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