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on: September 04, 2008, 10:47:41 PM

This is the first ad with Jerry Seinfeld as MS's new pitchman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz6amk3P-hY

High res version here:

http://www.microsoft.com/windows/?ocid=ftp_wmg_vs_79
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Reply #1 on: September 04, 2008, 11:03:06 PM

I saw this on Adult Swim tonight. It couldn't even figure out what brand of shoes it was for.   swamp poop
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Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 12:40:06 AM

Just saw this on TV myself, and really this ad was a waste of money. Didn't say anything about the product (which hardly needs advertising already) and wasn't nearly as clever or funny as the Apple ones. I thought it was for shoes myself.

They could've had a snarky Jerry Seinfeld doing a much better sales pitch about Win vs Apple, instead of him pretending to hang with Bill Gates. Gates is there as a very wooden looking partner seeming scared along with not belonging anywhere near a shoe store. The logo at the end was the only semblance of product placement, and I my reaction was meh.



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Reply #3 on: September 05, 2008, 12:57:56 AM

I don't get it.

Why not just go the obvious route and do a parody of the Apple commercials?

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Reply #4 on: September 05, 2008, 01:01:22 AM

You mean That?
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Reply #5 on: September 05, 2008, 02:54:32 AM

I did enjoy that his shoe club ID picture was his mugshot.

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Reply #6 on: September 05, 2008, 03:05:22 AM

I just watched this with the sound off, awful commercial.

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Reply #7 on: September 05, 2008, 05:18:43 AM

Haha, the guy in the 2nd part of Tebonas' video is the 3 PS3s guy
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Reply #8 on: September 05, 2008, 05:19:28 AM

What could it have been though really. There's been nothing but bad press on Vista itself so they have no choice but be in the business of marketing "Microsoft". This won't do anything for the OS itself as the only people who will end up getting it are the curious or the masses who buy their PCs at Best Buy. The rest are lost, but still need their MS Office and maybesomeday Surface.
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Reply #9 on: September 05, 2008, 07:19:36 AM

Awful, terrible, terrible ad. A little funny, though I really never needed to see Bill Gates wiggle his bony nerd buttocks. I think it totally failed on the "Make Microsoft look cool" front.

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Reply #10 on: September 05, 2008, 07:33:53 AM

I loved it. I'm still smiling. Clearly it's about humanizing Microsoft - hacking at the evil empire image. It has nothing to do with making the company "cool" like Apple.
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Reply #11 on: September 05, 2008, 07:51:07 AM

Its just an odd commercial. I don't even get what they are trying to portray. That Gates is actually schrewdly economical, entirely unlike his company's code?

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Reply #12 on: September 05, 2008, 08:39:11 AM

I like it.
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Reply #13 on: September 05, 2008, 09:17:53 AM

I don't get it.

Two mega-billionaires in a discount shoe store?

What exactly is so effective about this alternate reality frame?

Maybe the next ones will be better.

Choice of Seinfeld is odd too, considering his apartment had a Mac (back in the days when Mac OS sucked (pre OS X *nix-y goodness)), and that he participated in Apple "Think Different" campaign, you'd think they'd hawk how Jerry is a different, hipster kind of switcher in 2008 (Vista!)…

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Reply #14 on: September 05, 2008, 02:10:16 PM


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Reply #15 on: September 05, 2008, 02:18:43 PM

Its just an odd commercial. I don't even get what they are trying to portray. That Gates is actually schrewdly economical, entirely unlike his company's code?
Gates is actually known as a penny-pincher. There are stories about him doing things like holding up checkout lines searching for coupons. Not sure that's what they wanted to portrary in the ad, though.
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Reply #16 on: September 06, 2008, 03:09:06 PM


Their ad is working. This thread was created.
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Reply #17 on: September 06, 2008, 04:52:54 PM

People talking about how stupid their ad is is probably not the "buzz" they were hoping for.
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Reply #18 on: September 06, 2008, 08:10:09 PM

People talking about how stupid their ad is is probably not the "buzz" they were hoping for.


I'm pretty sure you weren't the target. Let's ask Jewish people that aren't Ookii.
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Reply #19 on: September 06, 2008, 09:37:56 PM

I liked it too.
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Reply #20 on: September 06, 2008, 11:02:24 PM

Strangely enough, I liked it.
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Reply #21 on: September 06, 2008, 11:28:06 PM

I liked it too. Well, lets say I didn't have an averse reaction. Liking it may be pushing things. However, I still don't get the point at all.

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Reply #22 on: September 07, 2008, 01:15:18 AM

I like it.

I seem to recall you liking the PS3 "This is Living" ad also (another ad that had nothing to do with the product it was advertising).
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Reply #23 on: September 07, 2008, 08:22:53 AM

I like ads when they're visually appealing or entertaining. I don't watch much tv on tv (any), as such, I see about 10-15 ads a year, all normally during the superbowl. As such, I don't care if they're selling anything or even if they're remotely effective.
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Reply #24 on: September 07, 2008, 08:35:29 AM

none of this will change the fact that Vista is a flop.

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Reply #25 on: September 07, 2008, 03:06:14 PM

The more I think about it the more this reminds me of Me&Bob.   Maybe Microsoft should try to put money in to the fucking OS and less in to the pockets of Seinfeld and the ad agencies.

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Reply #26 on: September 08, 2008, 01:32:49 AM

Because they don't have enough money to do both, right?
Because money solves everything, right?
Because...  Ohhhhh, I see.
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Reply #27 on: September 08, 2008, 04:21:50 AM

They could buy more engineers.

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Reply #28 on: September 08, 2008, 06:38:55 AM

They could buy more engineers.

Look how well that's worked for them in the past.

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Reply #29 on: September 08, 2008, 07:56:51 AM

I'm pretty sure you weren't the target. Let's ask Jewish people that aren't Ookii.

So you're saying they are targeting the New York Jew?

This ad did not make me want to do anything except hit Jerry Seinfeld with a shovel.  "Jupiter brain"?  Really?  Should have commented on airline food.

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Reply #30 on: September 08, 2008, 09:35:17 AM

I don't get Seinfeld's humor, so I don't get the ad.  Seems like a monumental waste of money to trumpet how frugal Gates is, while ending with talk of an edible computer.

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Reply #31 on: September 08, 2008, 10:33:37 AM

I don't get Seinfeld's humor, so I don't get the ad.  Seems like a monumental waste of money to trumpet how frugal Gates is, while ending with talk of an edible computer.

A four hundred million dollar ad campaign to talk about how frugal Gates is...

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Reply #32 on: September 08, 2008, 12:12:40 PM

When your personal fortune is over 50 billion, I suppose 400 million is frugal.

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Reply #33 on: September 11, 2008, 11:12:29 PM

#2 - 5 minute version w/Bill Gates doing "the Robot" at the end
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBWPf1BWtkw

But is it FUNny? No, not really, Jerry needs to give Larry David a call. Or something.

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Reply #34 on: September 12, 2008, 04:33:38 AM

It was definitely better than the first one. I see what they're going for and it's not directed at anyone here. It's for all those idiots who believe every second of a Mac commercial.
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