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WayAbvPar
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on: November 03, 2004, 11:30:11 AM

This might be a little overboard

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Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.


Scary picture too. Mental health is important, mmkay?

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Reply #1 on: November 03, 2004, 11:50:30 AM

Jesus bolt! Jesus bolt!

Paelos
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Reply #2 on: November 03, 2004, 12:01:35 PM

Let me guess, the guy read the story of Daniel and got carried away.

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Reply #3 on: November 03, 2004, 12:14:18 PM

What a maroon. How did GWB find time to go to Taiwan?
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Reply #4 on: November 03, 2004, 12:20:06 PM

http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/god_tells_dumbass_to_jump_into_lion_pit_dumbass_obeys_gets_chewed_on/

Strange coincidence? Illuminati plot? Malicious God with a sense of humor? You be the judge.
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Reply #5 on: November 03, 2004, 01:21:38 PM

Hope the lion did not catch anything from that idiot.

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Reply #6 on: November 03, 2004, 02:00:42 PM

Said in best Carl (from Aqua Teen Hunger Force) voice:

"The power of Christ co... OH GOD!"

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Reply #7 on: November 03, 2004, 02:30:11 PM

Quote from: Paelos
Let me guess, the guy read the story of Daniel and got carried away.


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Reply #8 on: November 03, 2004, 02:32:57 PM

WWSD

(What Would Simba Do?)

Um, never mind.
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Reply #9 on: November 04, 2004, 07:31:37 AM

I must say, however, the guy was tasty.  Kind of like rotted sushi...
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Reply #10 on: November 04, 2004, 07:53:53 AM

Quote from: Aslan
I must say, however, the guy was tasty.  Kind of like rotted sushi...


It's the fermented cabbage.
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Reply #11 on: November 04, 2004, 08:49:49 AM

Could someone explain what faith the lions were "previously"? And if they had none, why did he choose lions? I think gerbils would of been a better starting point to the crusades of the animal kingdom.

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Reply #12 on: November 04, 2004, 08:51:04 AM

I thought the common mythology from the christian slant was that animals are soulless, thus how the F could you save them?

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Reply #13 on: November 04, 2004, 10:11:07 AM

Maybe he thought he was a WoW hunter, and was trying to make the lion his pet.

Too bad he doesn't have talents implemented yet, he should have waited for open beta.

Um, never mind.
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Reply #14 on: November 04, 2004, 10:26:31 AM



*ding* Your taming skill is now 38.5

BWL is funny tho.  It's like watching a Special Needs school take a field trip to a minefield.
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Reply #15 on: November 04, 2004, 10:37:18 AM

I love it when humans try to project their ridiculous hangups and neuroses onto animals, despite an endless supply of proof that they really don't give a fuck.

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Reply #16 on: November 04, 2004, 10:37:20 AM

lionbutting instead of catassing?

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Reply #17 on: November 04, 2004, 11:03:07 AM

Quote from: sidereal
I love it when humans try to project their ridiculous hangups and neuroses onto animals, despite an endless supply of proof that they really don't give a fuck.


Kara the devout satanist canine would disagree.

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Reply #18 on: November 04, 2004, 11:09:00 AM

Shes the debbil I tell ya!

BWL is funny tho.  It's like watching a Special Needs school take a field trip to a minefield.
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Reply #19 on: November 04, 2004, 11:11:55 AM

Was a satanist dog's mother a human woman?

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Reply #20 on: November 04, 2004, 12:51:51 PM

You people asking questions - THE GUY WAS CRAZY!  GET IT?  HE WAS FUCKING LOONEY!

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Reply #21 on: November 04, 2004, 12:55:59 PM

But was he crazy or did god just tell him to jump into the lions den because god was bored?

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Reply #22 on: November 04, 2004, 01:03:41 PM

I'm bored, somebody go lick a cougar.

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Reply #23 on: November 04, 2004, 01:42:18 PM

Quote from: Paelos
I'm bored, somebody go lick a cougar.


<insert cunning linguist joke here>

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Reply #24 on: November 04, 2004, 01:51:09 PM

Quote from: Shannow
Quote from: Paelos
I'm bored, somebody go lick a cougar.


<insert cunning linguist joke here>


Hahahaahaha. You said cunning linguist.
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Reply #25 on: November 04, 2004, 04:15:41 PM

I don't know, the Lion probably needed a circumcision and I can understand every father's need to do it if the bible says so.

Oh wait, I got my replies mixxed up.

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