If Someone buys my sub for WoW, I will join a raiding guild.

[schild]

I will hardcore play for months. Get all the way up. And then totally fuck with them on vent and make the guild fall apart and chronicle it. Whatcha say? Anyone want to join in on this?

[schild]

Seriously guys, I want to destroy a raiding guild.

[schild]

Alternatively, I am willing to become the best spy in the history of Eve.

I'm so bored.

I want to hear people cry.

[Ratman_tf]

Pay for your own accounts, ya damn moocher!

[schild]

I don't want to play these games. I want to fuck with people.

[Ratman_tf]

Get a fake myspace account and pretent to be an 18 year old nympho. That's free and you can fuck with people's heads.

[schild]

You wouldn't understand. You've played WoW for 835 hours. Like, your type is my target. (No offense, just saying).

[Ratman_tf]

Exactly. Go do that shit on your own dime.

And I've seen it all, boyo. You wouldn't even be a speed bump to me. 

[taolurker]

Really going for the journalism gusto would be the people paying for your articles to spring for MMO accounts.

Although, I can't really see them condoning you crushing an uber guild with a "press" account, possibly to advertise the fact.

You're off to a great start though with getting the "scoop" on certain things, but I would say that it would be better if you didn't get a reputation for a reporter using your typical forum antics and angst.. I'd rather see articles full of scandal, rumor and innuendo.

[schild]

There isn't much scandal, rumor and innuendo in the gaming industry. Or at least not a lot I'm willing to publish. It was easier before, now that I know a lot of the folks personally, it's not as easy. Also, favors, blah blah blah blah. More than that though, Brad McQuaid was a one time thing. Though I could probably get a really good interview out of the people closest to Lord Crazy himself. Unfortunately, Lum wasn't close enough to him.

[Kitsune]

If you want malicious jollies, I had an idea earlier tonight.  Only problem being, it hinges on WotC actually finishing and releasing their virtual table for the new D&D.  But, if they ever do get it running, a group of people can harvest much angst by assembling a 'random' group online consisting of three very un-random players, one un-random DM, and one random victim player.  The three players should proceed to fuck up, as often and as catastrophically as possible, preferably with the consequences falling on the fourth player, while the DM needs do nothing more than not act to prevent it.  Set off every trap, run into the next room before the current fight is even halfway done, claim that your god demands that you shout loudly all the time to avoid cowardly acts like surprising your foes, etc.

[schild]

Actually, if they ever finish that, I'm hoping people run campaigns. I want some D&D action :( Or at least CoC. Or any of the cyberpunk games.

[Der Helm]

Alternatively, I am willing to become the best spy in the history of Eve.

I told the others we need a new recruitment thread. 

[Oban]

You have two months, go wild.

[Merusk]

If he's got two months, he MIGHT make it into a small group of time-starved players just entering Karazhan by the time he hits 70 and gets enough gear for anyone to look at him.  Alternately I think he'll just get bored and move on to something else 3 weeks into the project.

[lamaros]

3 weeks is optimistic.

I doubt he'll even get to 70, let alone do a raid, let alone do it with a guild, let alone do it 'all the way up', let alone being influential enough for immature antics to be even a speed bump, and so on and so on...

He probably won't even log in.

[Hutch]

Bad timing. WotLK is (most likely) coming out by the end of the year. Before you can accomplish your mission, you have to level to 70, get geared well enough to not be useless in Kara, and then finagle your way into the raiding guild. I'm not saying you can't accomplish this, but you might not be able to do it before complete ennui sets in on the part of everyone waiting for the expansion to drop. So you'll end up having to level to 80. By which time, heh, you'll be bored and/or sick of WoW.

Besides, any guild leader with any sense (i.e. one who's managed to herd his/her 25-man team of cats raiders through the upper raiding content) will kick your ass out if you turn out to be a troublemaker.

[Koyasha]

Besides, any guild leader with any sense (i.e. one who's managed to herd his/her 25-man team of cats raiders through the upper raiding content) will kick your ass out if you turn out to be a troublemaker.

The rest of what you said is true, but this is only true in theory, given the fact that raid guilds are regularly collapsed by drama-making troublemakers.

[justdave]

Besides, any guild leader with any sense (i.e. one who's managed to herd his/her 25-man team of cats raiders through the upper raiding content) will kick your ass out if you turn out to be a troublemaker.

The rest of what you said is true, but this is only true in theory, given the fact that raid guilds are regularly collapsed by drama-making troublemakers.

True, but more often than not it's done by 'the person who'll never get thrown out because they're fucking the raid leader' and not 'that guy that showed up a couple of weeks ago'. And I doubt teh level of dedication to this project is that high. 

[Ratman_tf]

True, but more often than not it's done by 'the person who'll never get thrown out because they're fucking the raid leader' and not 'that guy that showed up a couple of weeks ago'. And I doubt teh level of dedication to this project is that high. 

   

[Fabricated]

The only level of play you could really fuck with would be the ultra-bleeding-edge of raiding in Sunwell and that requires getting through T4 to T6 content. That's way faster now with the advent of badge gear and ZA, but that's a lot of work to fuck with some poopsockers. Basically, the only guilds that would be forced to keep you despite you being a troublemaker would be guilds hitting Sunwell that REALLY need that extra resto-shammy or whatever.

[Der Helm]

resto-shammy

I thought Schild would only play Paladins ?

He could play a Blood Elf this time around.
 

[Threash]

You  have no chance of getting into a high end raiding guild unless you plan on buying a pre geared character.  You will quit long before getting in or wotlk would come out.

[Ratman_tf]

I had a great idea! 

We set up a paypal account for Schild to get his WoW account, and we all chip in!
Like, for every day we put a buck in that Schild posts a picture of himself standing on a streetcorner holding up a sign that says "I SUCK COCK FOR WOW!"

 

[schild]

I had a great idea! 

We set up a paypal account for Schild to get his WoW account, and we all chip in!
Like, for every day we put a buck in that Schild posts a picture of himself standing on a streetcorner holding up a sign that says "I SUCK COCK FOR WOW!"

 

Your choice of smileys disgusts me.

[Azazel]

I take it AoC lost it's appeal?

[schild]

Where've you been?

[Ironwood]

Most guilds that survived TBC are not going to survive Wotc anyway.

We're going to be left with groups of friends.

You know, how it should be.

[Merusk]

Yes.  Finally. Woo hoo. 

[Paelos]

Yeah, when everyone can 10 man everything, very few are going to give a rat's ass about 25 man content besides the UBERS! And most of them won't even care enough to stick around.

[ahoythematey]

Good.  Fuck them.

[Nebu]

Schild: Please don't lower yourself to that level.  You're better than this.

[cevik]

I will hardcore play for months. Get all the way up. And then totally fuck with them on vent and make the guild fall apart and chronicle it. Whatcha say? Anyone want to join in on this?

Something Awful called, they want their gimmick back.

[schild]

I will hardcore play for months. Get all the way up. And then totally fuck with them on vent and make the guild fall apart and chronicle it. Whatcha say? Anyone want to join in on this?

Something Awful called, they want their gimmick back.

I don't read something awful. Sorry.

[Fabricated]

I will hardcore play for months. Get all the way up. And then totally fuck with them on vent and make the guild fall apart and chronicle it. Whatcha say? Anyone want to join in on this?

Something Awful called, they want their gimmick back.

You're thinking of that one dude from Eve and no one else. The SA gimmick for WoW is to join RP servers and be in-character assholes. Or figure out how to grief people with warlock summons/etc.