Extradimensional Portal Soon to be Opened

[Soln]

the apocalypse is nigh as the Hadron Super Collider is about to go live.  Portals into Demonkind will be opened.  Grab a shovel.  Or chainsaw.  Good times to come.   

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/08/the_large_hadron_collider.html

(great pictures)

[schild]

Thread title is so good, I don't know whether or not to den this.

[NowhereMan]

Are you high? This may be the only record left of humanity after this thing wipes us out (provided it's not stopped from doing so by the future repercussions of it being activated, which lets us see what a time-travel paradox is like IRL).

Whatever replaces us as the dominant species on the planet must be warned! (I really hope it's Red Pandas. They'd make the cutest societies ever)

[Merusk]

He wants to den it because this is the 3rd time this same topic and set of pictures has been brought up in the last week. It's not new.

[Soln]

forgiveness, plz.  didn't know this was a redundant threepeat.

The title is true, FWIW.  No word about the demons.  Although I figured everyone here was down with that.

[stu]

I don't want to die a virgin.



*doh!

P.S. Oh, hey! The attacks will start on my birthday. That's awesome!

[Lantyssa]

Maybe one of the demons will have its way with you before killing you?  Think of it as the birthday present from Dimension X.

[Nerf]

Are you high? This may be the only record left of humanity after this thing wipes us out

So you're saying someone should go beat off in it?
Quick, someone call Garriot!

[Teleku]

It's to bad we canceled the one we were building 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superconducting_Super_Collider

It was going to be much more powerful (but also much more expensive).

But oh well, we created the International Space Station with that money instead...

[Reg]

What they don't tell you is that the collider has been built by twenty-somethings. WELSH twenty-somethings.

[Brogarn]

What they don't tell you is that the collider has been built by twenty-somethings. WELSH twenty-somethings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeCQs

[MrHat]

Fucking thing got pushed back AGAIN.

Light it the fuck up already.

[schild]

"Pushed back again" is an interesting way to say "they have delayed our cruel fate." I say, "phew."

[MrHat]

Fuck that.

PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON.

[schild]

Fuck that.

PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON.

Hey Hombre, just cuz your shit fell apart doesn't mean I need a giant death ray to tear a hole through time and space to I can empathize with you. Also, what happened to playing Diablo?

[MrHat]

THIS COULD BE DIABLO.


IRL.

[Oz]

Diablo IRL does NOT, i repeat does NOT, sound fun.  it sounds like getting my guts ripped out by some pissed of extradimenstional demon that's pissed that we ripped a hole in his kitchen while he was having his morning coffee.

[MrHat]

Diablo IRL does NOT, i repeat does NOT, sound fun.  it sounds like getting my guts ripped out by some pissed of extradimenstional demon that's pissed that we ripped a hole in his kitchen while he was having his morning coffee.

I can has your stuff?

[Broughden]

It all ties back in to the asian guy in the bus.....fucking demons. 

[schild]

Now it's appealing.

[Merusk]

The demon fucking or the world destruction?

[schild]

I was thinking demon fighting. All I know is this is a bad science fair experiment.

[Merusk]

It's not going to work, anyway.  It's all being fucked-up from the future because they created too many hickson (or was it bose) particles.

Now if only I could find the thread that explains what I just said.  Damnit, it's not the "We're all doomed one" either.  Must be in awesome pics. 

Ed: Yep; http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=12433.msg490218#msg490218

[Reg]

Once it's perfected the Electron Pump will be the ultimate, clean energy source. And perfectly safe.

[Lakov_Sanite]

I get the Eerie feeling this is going to be a "before" picture.

[MrHat]

lol Lakov.

Someone should photoshop that ala the Diablo 3 art issue.

[stu]

There is one nice thing about having an available portal to another dimension: We'll have a place to put all of our waste.

Also, Hellgate: Geneva.

Seriously though, I was just reading an essay by a science guy named Kip Thorne. He speculated that "sometime between 2008 and 2030, gravitational waves from the Big Bang singularity will be discovered." So, I guess this is the first step towards wedding Quantum Theory and Relativity. It seems that they are just recreating gravitaional waves here, but it's quite similar.

"These efforts will reveal intimate details of the big bang singularity, and will thereby verify that some version of string theory is the correct quantum theory of gravity."

Good times to live in, so long as my asshole stays safe. I'm no physicist, so I could be way off the mark here.

[Lakov_Sanite]

they are rapping about it..


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM&eurl=http://www.engadget.com/2008/08/08/cern-rap-video-about-the-large-hadron-collider-creates-a-black-h/

 

[HaemishM]

Those wacky physicists.

[Lakov_Sanite]

When i saw spiderman in that, I knew we were all fucked. If there is any god that exists in this universe I don't think they could pass up the comedic value of this 20-something dorks opening up hell/destroying the world.

[Trippy]

I get the Eerie feeling this is going to be a "before" picture.

That's pretty cool.

[Engels]

nm

[Righ]

k

[Engels]

I had originally posted a youtube vid of a guy with some paranoid delusions about the accelerator being a portal to Satan. It was funny for the first minute or two, but then it slowly dawns on you how ill this guy must be, and teh funneh just died. So I edited myself in a heroic attempt at taste.

[NowhereMan]

Fuck that.

PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON.

I think the real issue here is can we afford not to do this if it could have created our universe in the first place?