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Triforcer
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on: July 16, 2008, 06:30:22 PM

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1428128.ece

What age of girls are supposed to buy Barbies again? 

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Reply #1 on: July 16, 2008, 06:43:27 PM

It says it's supposed to be some superhero lady.

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Reply #2 on: July 17, 2008, 01:02:26 AM

It says it's supposed to be some superhero lady.

Black Canary

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Canary

« Last Edit: July 17, 2008, 01:07:22 AM by JWIV »
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Reply #3 on: July 17, 2008, 03:41:05 AM

I find it disturbing that her belly is wobbling up and down in time to her boobs.

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Reply #4 on: July 17, 2008, 06:41:15 AM

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But religious group Christian Voice said: “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.
Someone needs a cock in the mouth.
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Reply #5 on: July 17, 2008, 06:44:11 AM

I want that outfit.

Hahahaha!  I'm really good at this!
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Reply #6 on: July 17, 2008, 08:56:48 AM

I want that outfit.

Pics or it didn't happen.  awesome, for real

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Reply #7 on: July 17, 2008, 09:15:09 AM

I want that outfit.

Pics or it didn't happen.  awesome, for real

If we could get pics, I'm sure Lant could setup a donation button that would more than pay for the outfit.  DRILLING AND MANLINESS

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Reply #8 on: July 17, 2008, 11:31:57 AM

"kinky fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots"

How is that S&M? And this is the same Sun that has.. no.. wait.. IT'S A TARP!!11

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Reply #9 on: July 18, 2008, 12:03:00 PM

Get me the outfit and I'll consider pics. tongue

(That way I'm not stuck with the bill after chickening out...)

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Reply #10 on: July 18, 2008, 12:26:38 PM

Ah yes, The Sun, that colossus in the field of measured and sober reporting.

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Reply #11 on: July 18, 2008, 12:28:06 PM

Get me the outfit and I'll consider pics. tongue

(That way I'm not stuck with the bill after chickening out...)

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Reply #12 on: July 18, 2008, 01:41:58 PM

If all it takes is buying her the outfit, I move we have a donation drive.  Unfortunately "black canary costume" isn't turning up as many shopping links as I'd like, but I bet we can put something together.
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Reply #13 on: July 18, 2008, 02:00:14 PM

You fail, Sam! 

http://www.leatherobsession.com/lebowizi.html

Or the more modest but less true to the source:

http://www.boundbyleather.com/servlet/the-9/Ladies-Custom-Bodysuit-Catsuit/Detail

Fishnets are easy to find anywhere, as is a black coat and calf boots.

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« Last Edit: July 22, 2008, 08:06:13 AM by Merusk »

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Reply #14 on: July 21, 2008, 09:51:02 PM

Wow, don't click those at work. That zipper on the second one looks dangerous.

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Reply #15 on: July 22, 2008, 08:59:10 AM

Wow, don't click those at work. That zipper on the second one looks dangerous.
I know way too many people who probably shop at those websites.

That said, I'm fond of the "kinky fishnets" bit. Do they mean there are non-kinky fishnets? Or that all fishnets are kinky?
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Reply #16 on: July 22, 2008, 12:24:28 PM

I know way too many people who probably shop at those websites.

That said, I'm fond of the "kinky fishnets" bit. Do they mean there are non-kinky fishnets? Or that all fishnets are kinky?

I thought it would be amusing to post a picture of a non-kinky fishnet here, you know, with like, fish in it. So I typed "fishnet" into google and hit the image search.

Argh. swamp poop

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Reply #17 on: July 22, 2008, 12:52:01 PM


I thought it would be amusing to post a picture of a non-kinky fishnet here, you know, with like, fish in it. So I typed "fishnet" into google and hit the image search.

Argh. swamp poop

Must... not... do.. it....

*Tapitty tapitty Click*

ARRGH!!!

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Reply #18 on: July 22, 2008, 01:32:40 PM

Argh?

Do you guys hate boobs or something?  Nice pics.

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Reply #19 on: July 22, 2008, 02:38:57 PM

Argh?

Do you guys hate boobs or something?  Nice pics.

No, but given your choice of avatar I'm not sure I love them as much as you.

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Reply #20 on: July 23, 2008, 03:49:45 AM

It only takes 4 pages to get to pictures that aren't of scantily clad women. I'm honestly surprised it wasn't into double figures.

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Reply #21 on: July 24, 2008, 04:56:22 AM

Nothing will beat the day that I was teaching the expression "eager beaver" to one of my Korean students, only to find out he didn't know what a beaver was.

Genius that I am, I typed 'beaver' into GIS to show him the ANIMAL.

~sigh~

At least the student found it highly entertaining.

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Reply #22 on: July 24, 2008, 10:24:01 PM

Argh?

Do you guys hate boobs or something?  Nice pics.

If you say so:

http://www.post-apocalypse.co.uk/wota/wotafishnet.jpg

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Reply #23 on: July 24, 2008, 10:35:26 PM

Nothing will beat the day that I was teaching the expression "eager beaver" to one of my Korean students, only to find out he didn't know what a beaver was.

Genius that I am, I typed 'beaver' into GIS to show him the ANIMAL.

~sigh~

At least the student found it highly entertaining.
So why did you have Safe Search explicitly turned off? awesome, for real
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